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Frankenstein's Dad

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Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 10h
Applying obscure techniques from one field of study to another does sound like kind of thing LLMs ought to be good at. I'm glad that at least some of these proofs are human-parseable, even if they may be replaced with more elegant and insightful proofs down the line
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Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is like when you take you cart too far out the Trader Joe's car park and it locks up
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Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Graphic design is my passion
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Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Medicis used to use condemned men to test various poison antidotes. If you lived, you got to go free
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Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Koko Birkin Bag
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Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The-website-where-everyone-is-38-years-old is obviously the best place to discuss this
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Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Scots love, and have always loved, Chinese food. (Anything deep-fried, basically.) This simply isn't true
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Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Put Clippy in the Warhammer 40k universe
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Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Executives can ransom insurance when they travel abroad. I think it happens a bit in Mexico, generally doesn’t make the headlines because neither side wants the publicity
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Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Diabetic vampire, what a concept
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Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
He also shaped the English language more than any other writer has, or will ever have chance to again
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Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
On the plus side, you could probably persuade him that his consciousness has been uploaded to the cloud and that his physical body is no longer required, solving the situation by itself
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Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I say let him. Let's televise it
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Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Imagine if your disruptive technology was a spellchecker then somebody else made a spellchecker so for the sake of your billion dollar valuation you had to pretend your spellchecker was on the verge of developing god-like intelligence
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Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
More personality than Musk I guess
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Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
He must have been so delighted to show off his skills after training for years in Step Ladder Fu
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Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Ugh the only thing worse than having a boss is being your own boss
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Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Clone emerges from the pod, quickly reads up on Bryan Johnson's whole deal, immediately kills himself
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Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Meth Frankenstein
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Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
It was a toss-up between Catholicism and Warhammer 40k for these boys
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Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This is basically a Mario level
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Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Knock knock Who's there? Crab
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Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Anti-Poirot racism
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Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
A fitting tribute to his life
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Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
At least the historic Nazis had Hugo Boss
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Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I tell you what is actually a hate crime: the USMNT away kit
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Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
US Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Used to be like this with cigarette machines in bars. They couldn't adjust the price on the machine, so as the price of a pack went up, they would just start putting less smokes in
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Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Brum has plenty of musical legacy (metal, Ozzy, etc) but its not really tied to a sense of place in the same way. There's no mental images like The Hacienda or The Smiths album cover outside Salford Lads Club.
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Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
“Oubliette” would be a beautiful name for a baby
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Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Every DoubleTree Platinum Rewards member gets that actually
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Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
The boss, and the father, of the legs, respectively
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Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Lol, Harry Kane getting bumped for a 51-year-old David Beckham
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Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
PayPal got used to working closely with the FBI because early PayPal was used for money laundering. Thiel pivoted from that coziness to Palantir. Their special sauce is just knowing what to say to get government contracts
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Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
These guys made a huge amount of money doing a one-time thing (moving all businesses to the internet, putting the internet on your phone) and having been scratching around trying to find something of the same scale since (re-inventing money, art on the blockchain, virtual worlds, home robots, AI)
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Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
They heard what Larry said as "you two should play" and took him literally
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Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
At long last we have created the Illuminati from the classic sci-fi novel Please Don't Create the Illuminati
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Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
The Hitler-Chimp theory of international relations
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Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I think a new Parappa the Rapper game would fix a lot things
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Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Gentlemen you can't fight here it's the war room
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Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Midges are mostly a west of Scotland thing (though they do make summer unbearable in places). East of Scotland much less afflicted
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Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Also, never seen a single Republican Senator fire arrows from the saddle with any kind of accuracy
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Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
The uniforms have timed sprinkler units like the vegetables in the supermarket
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Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
He's a man with knives for hands! He stab things
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Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
We undergo the ordeal of being Accurately Described before we get the reward of Acting Like That Anyhow
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Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
This him posting "it gets better" for pride month?
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Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
No he's not this isn't happening
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Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
It would be the season finale we deserve
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Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
We need inflatable guillotines too
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Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
The left is famous for agreeing with itself
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