Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Put Clippy in the Warhammer 40k universe 010
Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 29/06/2026“Oubliette” would be a beautiful name for a baby 010
Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I think a new Parappa the Rapper game would fix a lot things 000
Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Is there a difference between gunge and gunk 000
Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 06/01/2026There should be one day a year when cats can talk and we can understand them 6346
Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 21/12/2025What if God was one of us/He’s trapped in a sarcophagus 000
Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 30/11/2025Alternative History where Tim Curry was in Labyrinth 010
Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 22/11/2025A muffaletta is a name for a small muff 000
Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Asking Jesus what he *really* thinks about Mark Wahlberg 000
Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 27/10/2025I have never gotten lost in a corn maze but on occasions I have been forced to eat my way out 010
Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 22/10/2025Ooh no I had a horrible premonition that the Louvre robbery was a concept art piece and let out the loudest groan 000
Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Gilmore Girls sounds too much like Golden Girls. We gotta be more strategic about picking TV show names, making sure they pass the “does it sound like another show if you have mouth full of Oreos” test 000
Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 29/08/2025He’s called a Pikachu because he perks at you 000
Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 12/08/2025The five stages of grief: anger, denial, bargaining, more anger, hiccups 000
Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 19/07/2025In Pontypool there is a virus that spreads via speech turning people into insane cannibalistic zombies. Just thinking of that when I read the latest "VC turned insane by exposure to ChatGPT" story 000
Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Probably the hardest part about being depressed is piloting the Mecha 000
Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 01/06/2025Eat/Pray/Love/Better/Harder/Faster/Stronger 000
Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 10/05/2025Will I understand Diabetes Type 2 if I haven't seen Diabetes Type 1? 020
Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 24/04/2025On Easter Sunday you should have to vomit the communion wafer back up 000
Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 14/04/2025They should send more pop stars into space when they have reached the end of their useful lives 000
Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 14/04/2025Are centaurs allowed to compete in dressage events 000
Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 01/04/2025My shower drain is clogged with Chicken McNuggets again 000
Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 28/02/2025The three branches of government are the Executive, the Legislative, and catering 000
Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Judy Dench Simulator, a GameCube classic 010
Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 05/02/2025GoDaddy is named for all the fathers who left to buy a pack of cigarettes and never came back 010
Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 01/02/2025An appendectomy is when they cut you open and add an extra organ 110
Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Adding “I have never broken a bone” to my resume 000
Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Heaven (DC jail) is missing some angels (Jan 6th rioters) 000
Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 18/01/2025The Internet? Oh you mean the Infinite Fun Dimension 000
Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 15/01/2025New Marxism: the proletariat shall not be burdened by by the finding out engendered by fucking around of the capitalist class 000
Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Seven brides for seven brothers (they are all draculas) 000
Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Business news is like: "GE shares fell shartply Monday, as refrigerator sales failed to meet analyst targets of everyone buying a new fridge every year" 000
Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Having trouble finding an organ donor with a matching sleep number 010
Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 13/01/2025The PF in PF Chang’s is short for Planet Fitness 010
Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Instead of semi colons, we should just put two commas in a row 000
Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Are we supposed to believe gorillas are particularly good at making glue 000
Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Increasingly clear that Tech Nerds don't want to defeat their high school bully, they want to BE the high school bully 000
Frankenstein's Dad @secretmalcolm.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Chapstick is what British men call their penises 000
