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Secret Journal

@secretjournal.bsky.social

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This is a place for my private thoughts. Do not read them. Every scar has a job to do.

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 4h

Baseball greeded me out as a fan. No longer care about any of it. #MLB

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

The best people.

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

The president can call for people to be shot but not vice versa?

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

For Halloween I'm going as Die Hard.

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Asshole: Buy Russian petroleum. Moron: It doesn't help.

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

National security? Send it UPS.

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Does the Secret Service investigate when a President threatens an entire U.S. city?

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I think I'm okay. I only drove 12 years, two of them graveyard.

Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Wow. Now checking my face.

Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Don't worry, crazy assholes still fully support Trump.

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Amazon. The company that bumped my "in stock" item five times wants me to trust them with my health.

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Trump cam't even buy judges right. #SCOTUS

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I wonder what it looks like when a president puts profit over people?

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

How can Sen. John Kennedy throw up in his mouth when Trump's penis is already in there?

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Breaking: Criminals shit little green apples because they were targeted. 🇺🇸

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Politicians only hate voters when the system has been otherwise decided.

Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

A kind word gave me whiplash. #SixWords

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

You had frothy rabies at the mouth over gas prices under Biden, but now you claim record high prices are a good thing. You are worse than an idiot.

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Trump seeks to destroy the voting system that "elected" him.

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

By presidential decree No one gets stuff but me #haiku

Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I'm old enough to remember when Tom Hanks made a movie about wanting a woman to have sex with a donkey.

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

How are legal decisions made? It's a complicated system of checks and account balances. #SCOTUS

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Xi is intelligent. Trump is not. #SixWords

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The #Padres joined MLB in 1969 and are still in the expansion phase.

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Work, or as I like to call it, solitary confinement for my crotch.

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Limping (maybe) into the postseason. Who gives a shit?

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Preloading on enchiladas before the Hydrox.

Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

A liar calls you "fraud." What do you do?

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Fun fact: No one shit little green apples about Obama's golfing than Trump.

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

No, no, no! The media is Frankenstein. Trump is Frankenstein's Monster. Facts matter. #Resist

Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Only 34% support the war in Iran. If Trump did anything drastic resulting in massive civilian casualties, he would be cooked. It's empty mouth bullshit and he knows it.

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Live: Trump's speech about how he hates the press and "fake news."

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

How about a media blackout of Trump's face?

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

#Chargers are now double-secret mathematically eliminated from the playoffs.

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Who cares if the #Padres limp into the playoffs? They just gonna bounce like always.

Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Let Trump sit in a cell, yelling and groping the walls.

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Trump to order immediate military invasion after Canada's "hostile act."

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Hegseth demands that troops attending his speeches pass facial symmetry tests.

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Like any thief, Trump despises the law, except when it can be used as a cudgel to hurt and destroy.

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Mitch McConnell returns to the Senate. In other news, nanites are real.

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

After the United States wipes its ass and is finally rid of Trump, a new Kennedy Center can be built bigger and better than before.

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Reminder: There is nothing they won't lie about for the privilege of slitting your throat.

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Remember: Trump shit little green apples because Obama golfed too much.

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

60 Minutes is cooked. No aura points.

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

#Chargers mathematically eliminated from the playoffs.

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Yes, Trump can veto Democrats for two years. Also, they can block all of his Supreme Court noms.

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Price is higher Than its ever been Congressman says Hey it's not that bad 🎶🎶🎶

Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Trump makes promise. 🤣

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