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Only 34% support the war in Iran. If Trump did anything drastic resulting in massive civilian casualties, he would be cooked. It's empty mouth bullshit and he knows it.

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Live: Trump's speech about how he hates the press and "fake news."

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

How about a media blackout of Trump's face?

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

#Chargers are now double-secret mathematically eliminated from the playoffs.

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Who cares if the #Padres limp into the playoffs? They just gonna bounce like always.

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Let Trump sit in a cell, yelling and groping the walls.

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Trump to order immediate military invasion after Canada's "hostile act."

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Hegseth demands that troops attending his speeches pass facial symmetry tests.

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Like any thief, Trump despises the law, except when it can be used as a cudgel to hurt and destroy.

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Mitch McConnell returns to the Senate. In other news, nanites are real.

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

After the United States wipes its ass and is finally rid of Trump, a new Kennedy Center can be built bigger and better than before.

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Reminder: There is nothing they won't lie about for the privilege of slitting your throat.

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Remember: Trump shit little green apples because Obama golfed too much.

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

60 Minutes is cooked. No aura points.

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

#Chargers mathematically eliminated from the playoffs.

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Yes, Trump can veto Democrats for two years. Also, they can block all of his Supreme Court noms.

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Price is higher Than its ever been Congressman says Hey it's not that bad 🎶🎶🎶

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Why would anyone want to remember Charlie Kirk?

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

It'll only cost $5,000 for revenge against Trump in the midterms? Best bargain of all time! 🤣

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The cost of groceries and gas are up, but at least the White House is making hated-based video games.

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Imagine being a Marine and having to take shit from a despicable tub o lard.

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

The Trump endurance and conditioning is Big Mac. That explains the meat sweats in response to physical activity like standing up.

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The United States was the only dissenting vote against a non-binding resolution calling for world maps to be more accurate.

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Trump's entire existence is based on theft. No surprise he sides with copyright pirates.

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Secret Journal @secretjournal.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

The Trump $1 coin. Cash value: 1/20th of a cent.

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