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Naked Ape @secretchimp.bsky.social · 4m
Back for another seafood breakfast.
A seafood and vegetable breakfast tray: tempura squid; cucumber and ginger flower salad; rice with tuna, prawns, okra and egg; a bowl of miso soup.
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Mr. Blabalino 🇳🇴🇺🇸💙 @blabalino.com · 22h
Always happy to help with costume ideas for your #cats.
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Naked Ape @secretchimp.bsky.social · 13h
Um, it's Uluru.
Op-art style signage outside a former venue reading "Ayers Rock".
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Naked Ape @secretchimp.bsky.social · 14h
Last night in Aomori (it's been a short visit). A low-key day, exploring the seafood market and visiting the local history museum. The museum had a really interesting textile collection highlighting sashiko stitching and included some gorgeous Ainu garments. Tomorrow, it's off to Akita prefecture.
A large sign, on a beach, comprised of individual standing letters in yellow, spelling out Aomori. A suspension bridge is partially visible above the beach.
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Naked Ape @secretchimp.bsky.social · 23h
Meat makes you happy!
A restaurant window with enticing slogans written on it.

Amazing Taste
This Is It
Hamburg Steak Alcohol and More
No Meat No Life
Meat Makes You Happy
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Naked Ape @secretchimp.bsky.social · 23h
It's build your own breakfast at the Aomori Gyosai Centre (Furukawa seafood market). Buy a sheet of ticket tokens, get a bowl of rice and stroll around the market stalls exchanging tickets for different cuts of seafood. Get some miso soup and dig in.
A breakfast tray with a bowl of miso soup, a small dish of pickles (cucumber and ginger flower), and a bowl of rice with seafood.
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Naked Ape @secretchimp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I suspect @dieworkwear.bsky.social will tear no tabs Pete a new one, for pairing light tan shoes with a grey suit.
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Naked Ape @secretchimp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nice twilight in Aomori this evening. A pleasant, quiet city; about the size of Canberra; in Japan's north.
An A-framed suspension bridge over a harbour, under late evening skies.
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Naked Ape @secretchimp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As we overnighted in Nippori, we took a walk to ポポ (Popo, IYKYK) to stock up on sandoichi for today's Shinkansen journey. A change from the usual ekiben we've had in the past. Plus we were also pretty full after a breakfast of soba noodles.
A man standing at a street front store counter, purchasing sandwiches. Above the storefront is a red awning with white text in a mix of Hiragana and Kanji.
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Pé 🍺🧿 @forevernever.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's weird how the federal government is constantly being hacked after DOGE gutted the government's cybersecurity agencies.
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Karen Dalton Beninato @kbeninato.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tough times for Unites States Super Intelligence.
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Naked Ape @secretchimp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Noting a few destinations on the departures board are in Te Reo (like Tāmaki Makaurau). I can see a few dunderheads losing their shit over that.
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Naked Ape @secretchimp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Phase one operations completed: arrival, security theatre, emigration processing. Time for phase two: #coffee and lounging. #TravelDay
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Naked Ape @secretchimp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Do it! Make Sam Altman cry.
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Naked Ape @secretchimp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pasifika, represent!
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Naked Ape @secretchimp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Since a utility pole in our street was replaced last week (after being hit by a truck), we have been without broadband internet. This has affected a few houses it seems. Turns out when the infrastructure guys replaced the pole, they restored electricity but left all the HFC cabling disconnected.
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Naked Ape @secretchimp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Outstanding win by the @wallabies.bsky.social beating current world champions, South Africa, 42-38 in Perth. Complete madness for the last 15 minutes, but a huge test. Great work by Les Kiss and the team. #AUSvRSA
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Naked Ape @secretchimp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tom Wright with an incredible intercept to turn defence into attack and another @wallabies.bsky.social try. But in the lead up, there is a yellow card infringement. So they are down to 11 men, the score remains 42-31 and there are four minutes remaining. #AUSvRSA
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Naked Ape @secretchimp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Absolute madness, with the @wallabies.bsky.social getting a very harsh yellow card to lose a THIRD man to the sin bin. So twelve men play fifteen, defending a 42-24 lead and 8 minutes of time remaining. #AUSvRSA
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Naked Ape @secretchimp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is nuts. Max Jorgensen over in the corner, after pouncing on an uncharacteristic error by the 'Boks. Score sits at 42-17 with 14 minutes remaining. #AUSvRSA
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Naked Ape @secretchimp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Great try by Harry Wilson and another conversion by Longeran. Extending the @wallabies.bsky.social lead to twenty points at 37-17. Probably a margin against the 'Boks that no-one was expecting TBH. Thinking the #BledisloeCup could be genuinely interesting this year. #AUSvRSA
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Naked Ape @secretchimp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Again, taking the penalty on offer is good game management. The @wallabies.bsky.social build scoring pressure at 30-17. Max Jourgenson in particular has been having an excellent match. #AUSvRSA
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Naked Ape @secretchimp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Smart decision by the @wallabies.bsky.social to take the penalty and go to a 27-17 lead. Still, thirty minutes still to play - and the 'Boks have gambled putting all their remaining subs on. A lot could happen. #AUSvRSA
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Naked Ape @secretchimp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sensational tactical kick by Wright. Some patient phase play (14!) and the @wallabies.bsky.social get another try on the stroke of half time. Which with the conversion gives them a 24-17 lead. This is good to see. #AUSvRSA
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Naked Ape @secretchimp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well the @wallabies.bsky.social equalised, then scored another try to take the lead. But the 'Boks manage to get back level in fairly short order. So 17-all approaching half time and we've got quite the game on our hands over in Perth. #AUSvRSA
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Naked Ape @secretchimp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Handing over the reins of power to South Africans with a fondness for the apartheid era, is not going to end well.
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Naked Ape @secretchimp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Have given my beard a springtime trim and about to give the same treatment to our jasmine hedge. Though with heavier grade equipment. As I'm heading to northern hemisphere autumn soon, summer beard stylings can wait for a bit...
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Naked Ape @secretchimp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
PHON are grifters all the way down. Hopefully people wake up to this fact.
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Dr Shane Huntington OAM @drshanerrr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The stuff you can do with a telescope from a backyard in Melbourne just 10km from the CBD - Part 1
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Naked Ape @secretchimp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Planning to fire up the Ooni oven and have pizzas tomorrow. With a vegetarian focus as brocolli, kale, mushrooms and cheese will feature. Dough being given a 24 hour prove for best results. It's currently in the fridge so the yeast development is slow but strong.
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Naked Ape @secretchimp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pretty ordinary day on the weather front and #cycling is off the agenda. Lacing up the shoes to go out #running instead - which will be a good test to see how my plantar responds. It isn't too irritated after yesterday so it will be interesting to see how I pull up later on.
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Naked Ape @secretchimp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Down to his last can of beer...
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ABC News Australia @news.abc.net.au · 25/09/2026
Robinvale students carry Tongan culture to Melbourne stage
abc.net.au
New generation of students carries Tongan culture forward
A new generation of students from north-west Victoria is learning about their culture and taking it to the Melbourne stage.
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Naked Ape @secretchimp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"They're the wrong trousers, Gromit. And they've gone wrong!"
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Sandy Parsons @zazzeaux.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Naked Ape @secretchimp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Humans. It's always human in/action(s) that are the real problem... *sigh*
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Naked Ape @secretchimp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Required reading. Particularly for the current crop of know-nothings in the Australian parliament.
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Naked Ape @secretchimp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dribbling Dan Tehan is another scion of a political dynasty and is the an exemplar of the perils of in-breeding. The Cletus Spuckler of Australian politics whose idiocy knows no limit.
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Naked Ape @secretchimp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Police cars blocking the street this morning, to keep people clear live power cables. A utility pole got knocked down by an oversized truck overnight, so we have no electricity at present. Mostly sad about the established tea tree that's been destroyed (as well as a neighbour's fence).
A fallen concrete utility pole, lying across a destroyed tree.
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Naked Ape @secretchimp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A lot of Korean dishes feature quite bright red, which looks spectacular. So a fairly simple gochujang chicken with rice and steamed greens looks and tastes great. Heat and flavour for ages.
A white bowl with rice, cooked greens and pieces of chicken in a bright red sauce.
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Naked Ape @secretchimp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yeah, yeah. Keep drinking that bong water, Joe.
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Naked Ape @secretchimp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
On the hook to make an overnight roasted lamb shoulder for a shared meal on Friday evening. Prepared the spice coating today; roasting and grinding various spices (coriander seeds, cumin seeds, Aleppo pepper, Szechuan pepper). House currently smells amazing. www.theage.com.au/goodfood/rec...
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Overnight spiced lamb shoulder with an almond pomegranate crust
This make-ahead slow-cooked roast is crowned with a crust of buttery almonds, herbs and pomegranate arils.
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Naked Ape @secretchimp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Another #hpf meeting in Southbank today, and a little shopping for gifts. A nice day for the train. And the stationmaster is on duty. #FreelanceLife
A ginger and white cat, sitting next to a brick wall at the entrance to a suburban railway platform.
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Naked Ape @secretchimp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Early start and a full morning so far: #swimming, 日本語 practice, bed linen laundering and administrivia. Time for a train for a meeting in South Melbourne. Which will involve #coffee naturally. Have another #hpf business related meeting in the same neighbourhood tomorrow. #FreelanceLife
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Naked Ape @secretchimp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
F*cking cowards. Absolutely gutless.
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Naked Ape @secretchimp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The white noise from the extractor and other fans in the kitchen, is a fairly high noise floor. But surprisingly calming in a strange way. And also explains why I run the sound system pretty hot if I play music while cooking.
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Naked Ape @secretchimp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The "won't pay more than" threshold for a bowl of ramen is about ¥1000. Though I've seen soba noodles for just over ¥300. So some people are getting by on the equivalent of just a bowl of noodles a day...
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Naked Ape @secretchimp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Tickets to Zweigen Kanazawa vs Thespa Gunma next month have been secured. Always good to take in some local #football. Small stadium, J3 - a lot to like.
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Naked Ape @secretchimp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Grifters all...
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Naked Ape @secretchimp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Gym and #swimming this morning. Both swim programs and squad training on today, so the outdoor pool was a little more crowded than usual - about 5 swimmers per lane.
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