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☕ Matori Asai | クール な メガネ 美人 ☔

@secretarymatori.bsky.social
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Cool, calm and collected secretary for Giovanni Sakaki of Team Rocket and mother of my Matrix. I would die for Alolan Meowth. (Mun is 18+ | NZST | Eng | Versatile | Mild NSFW themes | #PKMNRP | #POKEMONRP)

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☕ Matori Asai | クール な メガネ 美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@dropofblood.bsky.social I hate to tell you this, but I just lost the game. [She doesn't hate this at all]
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Team Rocket Quote Bot @rocketquotebot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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☕ Matori Asai | クール な メガネ 美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Anyway, I bought a new pen.
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☕ Matori Asai | クール な メガネ 美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I still find the "drink soda with a straw to protect your teeth" thing bizarre. The logic is essentially to have it pass over your teeth and tongue straight into your throat without it touching anything...? At that point, why drink it? It's an ego thing, truly... [Matori is feeling petty.]
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☕ Matori Asai | クール な メガネ 美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Designing a reality wherein you can achieve your wildest dreams 💜
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☕ Matori Asai | クール な メガネ 美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A young man who's hairline is beginning the process of recession... They wear a beanie to hide it but we all know what's happening ;-;
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☕ Matori Asai | クール な メガネ 美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I don't want you to become a beanie boy...
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Team Rocket Quote Bot @rocketquotebot.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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☕ Matori Asai | クール な メガネ 美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
@sagittarianexec.bsky.social
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☕ Matori Asai | クール な メガネ 美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Are you sure it hasn't changed since the last time I saw it...? ;–;
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☕ Matori Asai | クール な メガネ 美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Context in regard to the earlier incident: Someone decided that Glalie Outside Of Poké Ball and Being On The Roof In High Wind was a reasonable combination.
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☕ Matori Asai | クール な メガネ 美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I've seen you without a hat before, but even so, I worry for your hairline every time I see you. It's like you're preparing for something.
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☕ Matori Asai | クール な メガネ 美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
?????
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☕ Matori Asai | クール な メガネ 美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
... What was that?
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☕ Matori Asai | クール な メガネ 美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I think some of our officers were considering it. Could make a thing if it? Set up an Alola branch?
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☕ Matori Asai | クール な メガネ 美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Can confirm, having knife access as a kid was awesome
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☕ Matori Asai | クール な メガネ 美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Alter your timezone and you can do it no problem
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☕ Matori Asai | クール な メガネ 美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
And so what if I just ate an entire pottle of hummus?
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☕ Matori Asai | クール な メガネ 美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Speedrunning these projects before deadlines has taken so much out of me...
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☕ Matori Asai | クール な メガネ 美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
No, dummy, it's because I like having you around. You brighten a room whenever you walk into it. Though, that's likely a result of the arson more than anything else...
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☕ Matori Asai | クール な メガネ 美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
We've been over this, I give a shit about you.
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☕ Matori Asai | クール な メガネ 美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
//Mun's phone decided to get shitfaced so they might have to get a new one
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⠀⁽ ⁵⁶ ⁾⠀ 𝗰𝘆𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝘂𝗻𝗴-𝘀𝘂𝗻 .⠀ @shimekorose.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
/ the use of gen ai will result in a block !
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☕ Matori Asai | クール な メガネ 美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
//Mun is getting very very very loud about trans and intersex rights because they live in Aotearoa NZ
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☕ Matori Asai | クール な メガネ 美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Sensitive point, noted. You don't have to talk about that. I get it. That good-for-nothing...
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☕ Matori Asai | クール な メガネ 美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I guess...?
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☕ Matori Asai | クール な メガネ 美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
ALL DRESSED UP LIKE THAT, I THOUGHT THAT WAS YOUR PLAN FROM THE START??
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☕ Matori Asai | クール な メガネ 美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
My my, how the turn tables.
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☕ Matori Asai | クール な メガネ 美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I was about to say, the only reason I even did was because I thought it wouldn't.
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☕ Matori Asai | クール な メガネ 美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
My ears, apparently.
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☕ Matori Asai | クール な メガネ 美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I'm allowed both. I'm allowed to care about both.
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☕ Matori Asai | クール な メガネ 美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY THERAPUTIC TO BE HONEST
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☕ Matori Asai | クール な メガネ 美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I hate copper smell.
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☕ Matori Asai | クール な メガネ 美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
...Did I actually manage to hurt you?
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☕ Matori Asai | クール な メガネ 美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
If you don't talk about your emotions, you'll bottle them up until you explode, y'know.
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☕ Matori Asai | クール な メガネ 美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I trust you. Really, I do. I'm just... overprotective.
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☕ Matori Asai | クール な メガネ 美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
[/// ///] Man, shut up.
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☕ Matori Asai | クール な メガネ 美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
YOU'RE THE ONE SCREAMING IN A HALLWAY!!!!!
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☕ Matori Asai | クール な メガネ 美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
He's rubbing off on me. End me.
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☕ Matori Asai | クール な メガネ 美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Aw, c'mon, you wouldn't hit a birthday boy, would you? I'm just a widdle birthday boy, c'mon~
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☕ Matori Asai | クール な メガネ 美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Gee, I wonder why that could be.
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☕ Matori Asai | クール な メガネ 美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
If you can do it without getting yourself killed. Or stuck in the infirmary, 'cuz I know you hate that.
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☕ Matori Asai | クール な メガネ 美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
What was your relationship with your father like?
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☕ Matori Asai | クール な メガネ 美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Copious amounts of yaoi vampire smut. Honestly, I think that would be the least surprising thing in there, on second thought.
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☕ Matori Asai | クール な メガネ 美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
No, but I need reference for the "enemies" part of "enemies to lovers".
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☕ Matori Asai | クール な メガネ 美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
OF COURSE NOT, YOU DUMB FUCK, NOBODY DOES!! THAT'S WHY WE WERE GIVEN THE GIFT OF LEARNING!!
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☕ Matori Asai | クール な メガネ 美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Fine then. [Kicks him.] Aw, dang, it didn't work. Lemme try again.
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☕ Matori Asai | クール な メガネ 美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
PROTON QUIT TRYING TO INJURE MY PARTNER
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☕ Matori Asai | クール な メガネ 美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Sounds like something someone in denial would say.
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