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Executive Archer

@sagittarianexec.bsky.social
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Archer, Team Rocket Executive. Team Rocket will rise again.

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Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Charming, but at the risk of putting you out of a job, this could have been an email.
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Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Go squeal in his ear about it. I'm sure he'll appreciate your criticism.
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Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I like to think I contributed to Lance deleting just a little. Now if only he'd delete in real life.
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Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
People should have more respect. You included.
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Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I'm sick of these copycats. We'll be using, of course.
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Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
[Archer shops Proton away, as if fanning some air at home might blow him further away.] You don't get to put words into my mouth just because you're dead. Now excuse me. I have a flight to Vermillion City to catch.
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Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Like you let those idiots kill you? [Archer rolls his eyes. 'Don't let him kill you', how patronizing. That was a default.] Tell me where to find him and I'll go. I'm taking out your killers no matter the cost. No one gets away with disrespecting Team Rocket like that.
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Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
You were going to be reincarnated as a pokemon? Which one? --wait, no, that's not important. What do you remember about the people he hired? We'll hunt them down, they're not getting away with this.
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Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
...you're talking. I don't know if that makes things better or worse. If this is some kind of elaborate joke... [But he'd seen the body. That wasn't a fake. So this...] What the hell happened?! Who got you? How the hell did you end up a ghost???
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Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
[Ever alert, the rattling draws Archer's attention. He turns around, prepared to see a stray pokemon or somewhere prying where they shouldn't, and instead... His face turns white, an unseemly string of cuss words leaving his mouth.]
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Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
The kind of missions Proton went on weren't precisely scheduled things. They were complex tasks that required the kind of judgement that only came with years of experience, and sometimes something as simple as the target going for lunch an hour later than usual could throw off weeks of
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𝐤𝐢𝐫𝐚 𝐤𝐢𝐫𝐚. [ ロケット団 ] @osuzumebachi.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
four hundred on 'pansexual'. his hands are for everyone, after all.
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Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Betting pool on Bruno's sexual orientation, talk to me or Ariana about getting in.
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Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I look forward to it.
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Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Make more work for you? I would never.
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Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Speaking of concussions, I should sue Lance for giving me brain damage.
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Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Silver was such a cute child. It's a shame how he turned out.
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Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Skipping the acetaminophen, this is a morphine sized headache.
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Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I have no idea what you're talking about.
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Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
INDIGO LEAGUE BECOMES RAINBOW LEAGUE? IT'S CHAMP ON CHAMP IN THIS RECENT LEAGUE SCANDAL
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Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Sweet dreams of the trickle-down wealth that's never coming, Millennial.
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Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I'd love to, but I have a boardroom full of managers to terrorize. Maybe some other time.
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Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Oh, it's you. How unfortunate.
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Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
🥱
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Deadly Rocket @dropofblood.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
[There Proton goes, getting dragged down the hall by some grunts. He is not going quietly, kicking and shouting the whole way.]
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Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
It is RIDICULOUS that we need security to control the security.
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Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Get in here and STOP HIM.
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Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
[So anyway Archer is about to get his ass kicked.]
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Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Proton, be reasonable. There's no reason to fight over this.
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Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
...
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Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I'm calling security.
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Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I am not scared of you, Proton. I don't have time to humour your silly ideas about fighting. I have actual work to do.
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Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Do not come to my office.
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Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
What's starting a fist-fight going to prove besides that you're trash?
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Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Agreed. Because you're wrong.
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Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Debatable.
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Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
There is nothing wrong with what I wear. I'm not taking criticism from someone who shops at Wailmert.
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Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
1? Really??
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Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Take care of the braincells you have left.
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Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
It's sarcasm, so no.
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Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Our members are out there getting us excellent press as always, it seems.
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Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
That is disgusting. Thank you.
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Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I don't care about what-ifs, I care about being stuck in damp socks the rest of the day.
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Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
My next ones will be dratini skin.
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Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Stepped in a puddle. My loafers are absolutely ruined. Wonderful start to the day.
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Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I'll remember this when your golbat needs braces or something equally as stupid.
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Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
You're insufferable. This is humiliating.
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Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
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Executive Archer @sagittarianexec.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Then you've taken one too many close combats to the head.
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