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@sebastianfantastic.bsky.social
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Seb, he/him, 🔞 You probably know me for fe3h fanfic but I’m also unhinged about LotR, SW, OFMD, BG3, a shit ton of anime, and a myriad of podcasts

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Seb @sebastianfantastic.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Totally lucked out cause if I hadn’t waited to listen to @morecivilized.bsky.social’s July Q&A, they would have spoiled the ending of Gossip girl literally the day before I finished the show. Which, fair, it ended in 2012. But still, the day before… close call.
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Elliot Reid (Sarah Chalke) Relieved in Scrubs
Alt: Elliot Reid (Sarah Chalke) Relieved in Scrubs brushing her hand across her forehead in a “phew” motion.
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lin 📌PRINTS FOR 🇵🇸🍉 @qiliin.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
[ #fe3h | #sylvashe ] for #blbb I got to draw this cute Sylvashe for @sebastianfantastic.bsky.social ’s fic "After Winter Comes the Thaw" for the @bluelionsbb.bsky.social 💙 Please check out the fic, it's really lovely!! ⬇️ archiveofourown.org/works/799452...
An illustration of Ashe and Sylvain from Fire Emblem: Three Houses, midskip.

Ashe and Sylvain are leaning over a very messy kitchen table covered in flour, there's an iced cake, empty dirty bowls, knives, wooden spoons, a cutting board. Ashe has an apron tied around his waist, he's holding a book and looks distressed and confused by it, he's scratching his head. Sylvain is focused on decorating the cake with berries. They're both covered in flour.
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Seb @sebastianfantastic.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Just watched the materialists and what the hell, chris and pedro didn’t get to lez out even once? All that charisma and you can’t let them interact some? Connect? Damn. This is why we can’t have nice things I guess.
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Seb @sebastianfantastic.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Had a dream where I was running D&D for like 25+ people and Matt Mercer was there but I couldn’t find my stuff, things kept breaking and needing my attention and I could feel myself becoming my adhd mother, disappearing for “just a minute” to fix things before reappearing AND MATT MERCER WAS THERE.
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
sapphling: sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher

sapphling: You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this?

sapphling: *screenshot of tag that says
#crying and throwing up when you tell me the undertaker didnt REALLY die and come back to life all those times*
no that part was real
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Seb @sebastianfantastic.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
It’s so over for me. Bout to fall on my knees begging and pleading. Bout to block the shelter site from my phone browser. Bout to unsubscribe from all volunteer emails and block their phone number. Bout to fake my death and adopt the dog in secret. (I won’t do any of this; posting will save me.)
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Seb @sebastianfantastic.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
You’d think that knowing my girlfriend has told me that she can’t live in a zoo and that me adopting one more animal would constitute a zoo would mean I’d stop looking at the local shelter website. AND YET.
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Seb @sebastianfantastic.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
There’s a reason why my friend calls Zag Big Momma whenever I have foster kittens
Zag, a large black dog with white patches on his neck, paws, and the tip of his tail, is laying on a pillow on a couch with a tiny orange and white tabby kitten laying cuddled up to his side.
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Seb @sebastianfantastic.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Head hurt so bad that I just had a meltdown in the dog park trying to spell caterpillar (brain was supplying the mispronounced version my little sister used to say, thanks brain). And that’s why I should always turn in my work early. (A lesson I will not remember 😇)
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Seb @sebastianfantastic.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Playing Hades II (if you’re seeing this blbb mods, no you didn’t!) and all I can say is
Screenshot of Jo March from the 2018 Little Women saying “Women-“
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Seb @sebastianfantastic.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Is it joie de vivre or a manic episode? This week at 6, local man texts his girlfriend apropos of nothing that he’s thinking about “getting into pressure washing.” Back to you, Kelly.
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Arnica 💜 🐈‍⬛ @frigidarnica.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Thinking once again how Sylvain is always the one who stays. Even though he wanted to run away. Even when he’s recruited, he always returns to Faerghus and Gautier and tries to make it a better place to live, in spite of what he did or who won. Like damn, that man’s capacity for love.
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Seb @sebastianfantastic.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I gotta find another show to watch while eating dinner that’s not Hannibal.
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 12/09/2025
I cited actual Kirk quotes where he calls Black women less intelligent, demonizes me for being Muslim, & dehumanizes LGBTQ people—& his supporters are upset at me for “speaking evil of the dead.” If quoting him is “speaking evil” maybe ask yourself why you followed someone who believed evil things.
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Seb @sebastianfantastic.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I don’t consider myself an artist but I dabble and fe3h made me double dabble, a doubble, if you will. So here’s some of my favorite pieces…
Sideview of Lysithea jumping backwards away from Leonie, who is jumping towards her. Leonie is holding her bow and Lysithea has purple magic circling around her fist.Picture of Kronya and Ingrid. At the bottom is a playlist description:

An image of Ingrid Galatea from Fire Emblem: 3
Houses. She has her pretimeskip haircut, and is wearing a white flowing gown to show innocence and girlish purity. Pouncing on top of her is Kronya in her assassin outfit. She has her scorpion tails moving to surround Ingrid but the trap is not completely sprung, Ingrid could escape. The brush used for coloring was the smudge water brush so the colors between Ingrid and Kronya are bleeding together and nothing is clearly defined. The background is a gray-blue and white, a nowhere space that exists solely for these two to bleed on.Foggy moody picture that centers post time skip vampire dimitri. In one arm he is cradling Marianne, who is slumped backwards in a faint. With the other hand, he menaces either her or the viewer with his claws. Dorothea is sitting in a red velvet chair, a book open on her lap. To her right is a tea cup and a vase of flowers on a white table-clothed side table. She is looking out making eye contact with the viewer.
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DoggosaurusRex @doggosaurusrex.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Day 12 of #fe3htimeskip I haven't taken part in any zines, but I DID write this Raphbert fic for Hubert Rare Pair Week 2023 that I'm rather fond of! ☺️ archiveofourown.org/works/477398...
A Homing Pigeon Returned to Roost by DoggosaurusRex
Fandoms:Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses  
Explicit
No Archive Warnings Apply
M/M
Complete Work
27 Jan 2025
Tags
No Archive Warnings ApplyRaphael Kirsten/Hubert von VestraHubert von VestraRaphael KirstenCanon-Typical ViolenceBrief Mention of Past Child Abusebrief mention of eating disorder(character constantly checking food for poison)FluffFluff and HumorSize DifferenceBathing/WashingTouch-StarvedSex FantasiesBottom Hubert von VestraMassageHubert von Vestra is Bad at Feelingsbackground ferdigardWound CareHurt/ComfortBlow JobsAnal SexAnal Fingeringslight masochist Huberttop Raphael KirstenSub Hubert von VestraDom Raphael Kirsten
Summary
After finding Hubert collapsed in a field, Raphael takes him home to his inn for the night. What starts as an awkward comradeship soon blossoms into something more.

Written for Hubert Rare Pair Week 2023.

Language: English Words: 48,280 Chapters: 5/5It took Hubert a moment to register who the boisterous voice belonged to, but once his brain worked past the haze of fatigued sludge, he was able to quickly put a face with the booming, energetic tone. An amiable face that had been often encountered in the monastery’s training yard or mess hall. One that he had not seen since the war had concluded.

Sure enough, within moments Raphael Kirsten entered his line of sight. The large war master’s usual friendly expression pinched with concern as he drew near.

“Hey there, friend, are your alright—Hubert?!” Raphael’s eyes widened with surprise, nearly dropping the lantern. He leaned in closer with the lantern, Hubert hissing and squinting against the harsh glow of candlelight scalding his eyes, “Is that really you? What are you doing out here laying on the ground?!”

“It was such a lovely night, I decided to camp out under the stars,” Hubert muttered flatly as he remained unmoving on the cold soil. One of the rocks under his back shifted, now digging directly into his spine.

“What?! With no tent or bed roll?! That’s nuts! It’s freezing out here!” Raphael gawked. His teeth chattered and a cloud of vapour seeped from his mouth as he spoke as if to emphasize his point.

Hubert bit down on the urge to roll his eyes.

“I am merely taking a moment to regain my breath. You can return to whatever duties you were tending to. I will be on my way soon and will be of no trouble to you or your family,” Hubert grumbled even as his words slurred with drowsiness, his eyelids grew heavy, and the last tethers of alertness loosened their hold and gave way to the smothering blanket of exhaustion that had been slowly enveloping him.
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amy, bonaventure stan account @ciatokins.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Ohhh Hades 2 in September as well. It's all coming up Amy
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Darkivist @thedarkivist.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
go read this right now I am NOT asking
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birds von bag @birdsbag.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
my feedback so far is that sothis should look more mommy and hubert should be there for some reason
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Co 🧡☀️ @rosemry-coffee.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
how am I supposed to work now??????
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birds von bag @birdsbag.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
im going to be so annoying until unspecified date 2026
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Adam Cohen (My Personal Views Only) @axidentaliberal.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
There are still good, kind, decent people in the world You just need to know where to look www.newsweek.com/florida-loca...
newsweek.com
Florida locals defy Ron DeSantis by restoring Pulse rainbow crosswalk
People took matters into their own hands after the commemorative crosswalk was removed, and drew it back onto the ground.
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Seb @sebastianfantastic.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Cw: roach mention Giant roach in my apartment. Came in on trash service trash can. In my apartment. Disappeared when I went for spray. Dog and cat acting normal but I can’t. Living in fear (giant roach in my apartment).
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Seb @sebastianfantastic.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Quick, what Pokémon evolution line are you? I’m Totodile. Coincidently; totodile->croconaw->feraligator is the ideal bear evolution, don’t at me.
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Seb @sebastianfantastic.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Opening offers again in case anyone wants to hit me with big clown hammers until I faint from lack of the vitamin and get to have some time off work… for no reason in particular.
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charbbutt, M.S. @charbbutt.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
My edeleth piece for the @blackeagleslgbt.bsky.social zine! It has been wonderful working on this project with such wonderful people ☺️ Leftovers close tonight, so grab it while you still can! :) blackeagleslgbt.bigcartel.com
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Dinosaurs @chupiicho.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Dunno if I should even tag this with ferdibert, and I'm not really complaining about getting extra Ferdinands (which I barely ever rarely get), but mentally I'm here right now.
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Seb @sebastianfantastic.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Eucalyptus. Used in weddings to represent strength, abundance, protection. Transplanted from its native region, can be used to help remove excess water from an area, transforming the land, though sometimes in harmful ways. Also used to represent healing, growth, etc.
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hilda's boob window @hildaemblem.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
i could be your bodyguard #myart #fireemblem #fe3h #hilclaude
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Foxfeather Zenkova @foxfeather.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Baby bath pants! 🪶 Yolo the king vulture, testing out the hose spray for a shower. 🚿 He wasn't quite sure about it at first, but decided he likes it!
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ゆう @primalmxy.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
My friend Glen drew me this masterpiece😭😭🧡❤️🖤 #FE3H
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Seb @sebastianfantastic.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Spent the weekend trying to write and failing so I treated myself to the FE3H dlc finally. The girlfriend finally grabbed me by the shoulders and said that I do in fact enjoy the game enough to justify spending another $25 on new content 😂
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Seb @sebastianfantastic.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Go get this zine if you haven’t; it’s so beautiful and has so many expressions of what queer could look like. Also, I wrote a fic for it that has some amazing spot art!!!
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Seb @sebastianfantastic.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
I really needed a pick me up today, so glad to find this in the mail 💖 @calamariinari.bsky.social thank you for all the Diminand food!!!!
Inari’s FE3H art log zine, including the zine, a notepad, a calendar, a tote bag, and a set of paper merch.
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Ava Laugh… 🤭 @avalaugh.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Pure happiness…. 🐶🥰 ♥️🥹
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jess 🚂 @8amtrain.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
seminar #fe3h
in byleth's seminar, lysithea crosses her arms with a smug look on her face: "The thing about Indech's theory of class conflict is blah blah blah and even a baby would understand that..." annette, looking up in surprise and getting fired up: "But you're not accounting for Cichol's critical orientation to etc... And even if we blah blah blah" lysithea: "UGH!!!!"

byleth seems unsure of how to intervene while sylvain and claude look on amused.while lysithea and annette fume at each other from opposite ends of the table, byleth is like "can we move on please." linhardt is sleeping, petra is rushing to take notes on the conversation, claude is leaning back and spinning his pen, and sylvain is texting the 🐗faerghus 4⚔️ group chat: "u guys are sooo missing out on byleth's seminar. i've never seen annie this mad LMAOO😭"

after class, claude says "you're just mad because you have a crush plus annette is right." lysithea: "SHUT THE FUCK UP CLAUDE YOU DIDN'T EVEN DO THE READING!!!!!" byleth in the background: "class is over linhardt."
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Moni @nekomoni.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
#fireemblem #fe3h #fireemblemthreehouses #fireemblem3houses #flayn
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Seb @sebastianfantastic.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I think I forgot to post about my second batch of foster kittens? Anyways there were four of them and I love them even though I only had them for three weeks to socialize them 💖
A black and white kitten with green eyes (Manhattan) is laying in a pineapple shaped cat dome while his brother, and all gray kitten (Cosmo) lays on a plush gray circle cat bed next to him.A gray tabby kitten with gray eyes (Margarita) is in the same pineapple dome while Cosmo lounges on his favorite round bed.A gray and white kitten (Sidecar) sits in a bamboo drawer on a bathroom counter. He is stepping out with one foot and making mischievous eye contact with the camera.
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Reach For My Hand: A Black Eagles LGBTQ+ Zine @blackeagleslgbt.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
🌈 Only four days remain until our Leftover Sale begins! Be sure to bookmark the store link to be the first to grab our remaining goods! ✨ blackeagleslgbt.bigcartel.com
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melyn 🌱 @melynart.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
💖; let's be silly together ✧⁠*⁠。 [ #art #cute #draw #love ]
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Seb @sebastianfantastic.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
I am slowly working through updating some longfics but I need little bursts of other inspo to keep me going so… this could also be “sell me on your fav rarepair/crackship” and I won’t complain!
Screenshot of a tumblr post. It says: 
Let’s play writers would you ever
Send me an ask that says “would you ever write…” and continue the sentence. I’ll respond with yes or no and give an explanation as to why if I want to
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Ashley Nichols @ashleynichols.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Will preach about respecting Pigeons till the day I die. Pigeons are our own pocket sized city dinosaurs!!! We domesticated them to love us and then we abandoned and villainized them. Our little feathered friends deserve kindness.
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inari ☆ (inactive) @calamariinari.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
My first #fescuffle attack for doveheart_ !!! Adrestian trio as modern students having game night 🎮 #FE3H
Edelgard sits on a couch with a notepad and pen in her hands. Hubert and Ferdinand are holding video game controllers, suggesting a friendly vs battle that Hubert just won
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Seb @sebastianfantastic.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Fun fact: watermelon on the brink of going bad will NOT make your mouth all tingly; if that happens, you probably have a watermelon allergy (or an allergy to summer grass pollen that your body mistakes watermelon to be???) anyways. Rip me.
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Seb @sebastianfantastic.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Watched The Birdcage last night with my gf for the first time and nothing prepared me to be an adult and see Robin Williams and think, holy hell this man is hot.
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Mono 🌻 @serenedash.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Happy pride! It's release day for the FE3H Genderfuckery Zine and I was stoked to be a part of it :] here's Sylvain and Bernie inspired by "I Saw the TV Glow" 🏳️‍⚧️💖 @fe3hgenderfuckery.bsky.social
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cora ⭐️ @ronroncora.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
🌙 crushs da minha infância (1/6) #yukito #yue #sakuracardcaptors #ronronart
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gaby🌱 @galaxygaby.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
that’s my…hubert?☁️ my full piece for Almost Sentimental: a ferdibert AU zine! leftover sales are now open till may 28th
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cyn 🥞 @cynam1nt.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Anyway #fe3h
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