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Acceleraptor

@seattlemkh.bsky.social
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Former Ocean Scientist, #Infosec Managing Consultant, CISO, State Policy Adviser, Vice-Chair DHS GCC, entrepreneur, non-profit founder. My least favorite color is orange, and science is not a belief system. d(velociraptor)/dt.

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Acceleraptor @seattlemkh.bsky.social · 8h
Or how many were bots emanating from RU data centers.
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Acceleraptor @seattlemkh.bsky.social · 9h
So, we've adopted the International System of Units! That's fabulous!
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Acceleraptor @seattlemkh.bsky.social · 9h
I HOPE this CHANGE gives you some closure.
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Acceleraptor @seattlemkh.bsky.social · 9h
And Sweet Home Kitsap!
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Acceleraptor @seattlemkh.bsky.social · 9h
At this point my money's on the head of lettuce.
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Acceleraptor @seattlemkh.bsky.social · 9h
Impeach Convict Remove *Incarcerate* It has to be taken to conclusion.
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Acceleraptor @seattlemkh.bsky.social · 10h
Lol
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Acceleraptor @seattlemkh.bsky.social · 10h
Idiocracy for Tax Purposes.
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Acceleraptor @seattlemkh.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Nuthin’ like Kitsap!
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Acceleraptor @seattlemkh.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Landfill.
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Acceleraptor @seattlemkh.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Lol
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olderthandirt1.bsky.social @olderthandirt1.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
A moment of silence 😆😆
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Katie @rebelrouser1962.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Acceleraptor @seattlemkh.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Duh. Thats a flux capacitor.
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Pat G🇨🇦 🍁🏳️‍🌈🍉 @pguist.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
🤔 🤔 🤔
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Arbaz Kakkar5 @arbazkakkar5.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Watching a data center burn to the ground might be the highlight of our year
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Hang it in the Louvre.
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Acceleraptor @seattlemkh.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This is a globally significant development
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Acceleraptor @seattlemkh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Referring to the recent data breach, Hassan said it’s worrisome that a ransomware group “claimed that when it notified Trump Mobile of the breach, the company responded that ‘[w]e have no team to handle this.’” arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...
arstechnica.com
Trump Mobile hack and apparent lack of FCC authorization raise security alarms
After hack and data breach, senator asks why Trump Mobile lacks some FCC filings.
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Acceleraptor @seattlemkh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yep. And add Cleta Mitchell to the list and two legs of the stool are knocked down.
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Acceleraptor @seattlemkh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Big props for the Netscape reference.
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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We are all the Reaper…
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Acceleraptor @seattlemkh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How is it possible to be as dumb as this guy? The only explanation I can come up with is that he's intentionally bringing his level of discourse down to that understandable by his voters.
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Acceleraptor @seattlemkh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don't live in Iowa but I'm really on the fence about anyone running for office that can't pronounce nuclear. That belies willful ignorance.
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Acceleraptor @seattlemkh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And his grave shall reek of ammonia.
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Acceleraptor @seattlemkh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
30% of American people yes.
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Acceleraptor @seattlemkh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Seems to me that the right wing opinonnews is branded by saying crazy shit about the left. If you go to the other end like MSNOW, what they talk about is, “Did you see what the fuck they just said?” Easy difference to characterize through direct observation.
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Acceleraptor @seattlemkh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Careful. Benzene is carcinogenic 😂
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Acceleraptor @seattlemkh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And he’ll get 11,780 days of incarceration
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Acceleraptor @seattlemkh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Acceleraptor @seattlemkh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How to assess whether #climatechange is relevant at the scale you live. - I just picked these - I live in the PNW - It’s October Short term gain for us. Long term extinction, data support this. Enjoy the BLTs.
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Acceleraptor @seattlemkh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@tizzyent.bsky.social
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Acceleraptor @seattlemkh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is why I don't "TV" anymore. Use a large, high-quality computer monitor and a Firestick (or similar) to cut down the creepy tracking (but not eliminate it). And firewall yourself off from your ISP with OpenWRT and use an ad network sinkhole. Follow me for more unintelligible technical tips.
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Acceleraptor @seattlemkh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In all seriousness, is it possible to bring civil litigation against the president/administration with 70% of Americans as plaintiffs in a class?
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Larry Mitchell @drlarrymitchell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Acceleraptor @seattlemkh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Who did NOT expect this? Tool. www.theregister.com/offbeat/2026...
theregister.com
Musk follows Trump's lead, swaps AI for SI in SpaceX rebrand
Actual intelligence in worryingly short supply
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's what I'm talking about. Dave Grohl recognized Jack Smith as a hero. 🔥
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Acceleraptor @seattlemkh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Who photoshopped the walker out and swapped in a desk?
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Acceleraptor @seattlemkh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dayum.
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Acceleraptor @seattlemkh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is a parody account. Always has been. Funny as hell, too.
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Acceleraptor @seattlemkh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good.
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call634-5789 @call634-5789.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
HEH.
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Acceleraptor @seattlemkh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Now get ordained online and you're tax-free forever. I can't believe we do this.
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Acceleraptor @seattlemkh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That's what Bremerton is for.
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Acceleraptor @seattlemkh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Acceleraptor @seattlemkh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If no one makes an example out of these fucks there is no lasting deterrent. Threaten them with chemical castration and give their ilk something to think hard about (and encourage flaccidity). Ahem.
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Acceleraptor @seattlemkh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Texans, please don’t fuck this up.
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Acceleraptor @seattlemkh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The "old" Tacoma Narrows bridge that used to be a deathtrap!
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
IMPORTANT: There are 15 states that require in-person registration 28–30 days before an election, meaning this maybe your last week to register. Check your registration at Vote.gov.
vote.gov
Register to vote in your state | Vote.gov
Find the information you need to make registration and voting easy. Official voter registration website of the United States government.
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