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SeaSloth

@seasloth.bsky.social
21 followers 60 following 21 posts

I lurked on Twixter and I’ll lurk here too god damn it. I have 22 followers and I’m as surprised as you

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SeaSloth @seasloth.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social Hey I can hear it
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SeaSloth @seasloth.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
@edsbs.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi @hollyanderson.bsky.social The future of Culver’s if we used it correctly
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SeaSloth @seasloth.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
@cornpuzzle.bsky.social @talkhoops.bsky.social The impression Amin does of the sub propeller…intro (please)
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SeaSloth @seasloth.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
@cornpuzzle.bsky.social @talkhoops.bsky.social A selection of Amin’s notes after 4 vodka sodas
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SeaSloth @seasloth.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
@talkhoops.bsky.social @cornpuzzle.bsky.social Where is Ed The Chimp?! He may have just met his match!
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SeaSloth @seasloth.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
@edsbs.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
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SeaSloth @seasloth.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Then he drops the robe to reveal he’s decked out in the teams Homefield Apparel appareal. The press goes wild, the fans go insane, and the Roadrunners welcome their new head coach.
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SeaSloth @seasloth.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
The hats are Ole Miss, LSU, Florida, Tennessee and UTSA. A banner is then brought out “LANE KIFFIN’S COACHING CHOICE BROGHT TO YOU BY HOMEFIELD APPAREL”. Thats right the hats are all by Homefield and Lane sits behind the table and chooses his hat like a kid on recruiting day.
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SeaSloth @seasloth.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi Business prison idea. Lane Kiffin does post egg bowl game in full white terry cloth robe but answers no questions about it, just game questions. After he’s done they bring in a table with 5 hats on it
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SeaSloth @seasloth.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
@lucyrohden.bsky.social Hampton Farms Nuttiest Fan
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SeaSloth @seasloth.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social just listened to the latest Phantom Island episode and was thinking that one franchise move you didn’t cover but would have been thematically relevant was the Seattle SuperSonics moving to Oklahoma City. I still seethe with any success of theirs.
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SeaSloth @seasloth.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
@edsbs.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social When my Homefield Apparel is talking to me
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SeaSloth @seasloth.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
No, we’re tired of seeing them
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SeaSloth @seasloth.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Just saw The Brutalist. Thought Daniel Radcliffe did a good job coming in after the intermission
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SeaSloth @seasloth.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Scientist: You know that soda can take years off the end of your life. Me: Yeah but those years suck anyway. *glug glug*
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SeaSloth @seasloth.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
@edsbs.bsky.social Jazz music intensifies
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SeaSloth @seasloth.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
@hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social
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SeaSloth @seasloth.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
@talkhoops.bsky.social @cornpuzzle.bsky.social Please do this movie for Cinephobe. It’s on Max and would be an absolutely incredible episode. This movie is a mess in the best possible ways.
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SeaSloth @seasloth.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Alright, fine, I guess I’ll just fucking die then…what do you want from me?!
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SeaSloth @seasloth.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Golden dumpster was Jon Voight struggling to load and shoot a bow and arrow.
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SeaSloth @seasloth.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
“Great first post!” Everyone who sees this post said.
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