Searke @searke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I remember counselors telling students who didn't come in with AP calc that they should take it at a community college instead of at UIUC. Calculus for Business/Premed etc where all just courses to punish people too arrogant to use the cheaper and easier community college course. 010
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026"Men. This is the end of the line. We must hold." "Sir they're still questioning if we really are 6 ft tall! We can't hold." "No. If we admit we're 5'11, then the 5'11 men have to admit they're 5'10, the 5'10 admit they're 5'9... the whole union position, down the line... No sir. We must hold." 020
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026You are so big and wide, how could we miss you. I could throw an egg in the gym blindly and it would have a 50% chance of finding it's target. 120
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Everything becomes a terrible version of Nathan Fielder's The Rehearsal with many people succumbing to Holodeck Psychosis. www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNCy...youtube.comstar trek voyager 6x11 fair haven delete the wifeYouTube video by Michael Curran 220
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The fact that I've purchased multiple papaya shredders and I have yet to become the kind of man who shreds their own papaya is just a glimpse into the depths of the depravity of my life. 230
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Inventing a commonly available, useful device that requires an undergrad knowledge of quantum mechanics and is genuinely dangerous to the user if misused. 020
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Saw a man walking his border collie. Calmly standing next to aggressively dancing, red, 6-ft tall wacky-wild-inflatable-tube-man. Saying: "Look. See? We are friends. He is nice. We are safe." I think I need a dog to practice emotional co-regulation with. 130
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026This is almost as crazy as that time Grassman gave up math because he was unappreciated and instead proved Sanskrit was pie 010
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Halloween costume idea. A t-shirt covered in AI slop food with the phrase: Taste is the new bottleneck. Taste remains human. 071
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026And now we've brought Justice into this. You just really are biting off more than any of us can chew. 020
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026whoa, let's step back. We did not jump from logic to rationality 110
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026"Each electronic is sold as is." "All electronics are sold as are." You cannot have it both ways. 130
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The only art I want to see in conversation with each other are a pair of furbies. 100
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I was prepared for an incredible story explaining why she owns the wax baby and was given nothing 100
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Torn whether or not to buy a jumbo bag of dried sliced radishes from Japan, I recalled the imminent Russian mega-plague and, on the whole, felt more confident buying shelf-stable goods. 030
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I wasn't a fan until I grew a stevia plant one summer and it reframed my perception of the flavor. 010
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026myninebooks.com/g/ac96416397f4 Didn't want to overthink this one.myninebooks.comNine books Sean Clarke will never forgetExplore nine books Sean Clarke will never forget. Which books would you choose? 010
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Also, do you have any doubt that I've purchased that fancy champaign yeast to try this myself. A far more dangerous path 110
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Listen soda stream. I just want to carbonate some apple cider. Is that really a reason to try to kill me? 150
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Which is once again, why the battle for liberal democracy will be one by us shaming conservatives men for being squeamish and picky about their food. 010
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Johnathan Haidt suggested that conservatives have a sense of purity as their moral foundation, that anything outside the normality of their own lives is impure and disgusting which I guess is sort of a principle. 210
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It's tradition for my friends from college and I to quote "Notes on a Scandal" to each other. I can't help it. 020
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I am always torn between anger about having to google latin and excitement at the prospect of learning something new about scholastic philosophy when you post this. 120
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026In catholicism's defense, I'm not sure most people, even most catholics know about EWTN or watched it. Do they even have sister Wendy? 110
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026sarahevanswelshartist.com/collections/...sarahevanswelshartist.comProductsOriginal paintings, Sea Landscapes, Welsh Landscapes, Illustrations 020
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Here. An artist that paints dogs with beers. Moloch thinks you should engage in art therapy more often and open a shop of prints. 110
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026One of my goals for this week is to provide a complete description of my kitchen's contents and what I commonly buy so that I can render up another piece of my autonomy to Moloch. 120
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Out: Automating myself out of a career using AI. In: An agentic workflow for triaging and testing bugs I call "AutomaySean" 140
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I have made no demonstrable progress at work today. I have sorted all my nearly identical grey socks into *good* socks to wear on the weekend and *okay* socks to wear on weekdays. 020
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I was told that octopuses squids and cuttle fish can be gendered by the patterning of the suction cups and I now ask you whether you feel are adequately performing your gender role for the public because those suction cups are very dainty. 100
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It was placed in the historical great thoughts section next to the consolation of philosophy and the Machiavelli. You can also check out family friendly christmas romance movies from Hallmark + 040
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The Unibomber manifesto is available as an audiobook on Hooplah, an app all Chicagoans have a free subscription to thru their library card. 230
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026There is that tiny crossing that doesn't have a light... Oh but I guess that's on the west side of the track and we have two way biking on the east side of it now 110
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I oppose the state in general because I am punk rock, but I think that if you invent strange and unusual punishments for silly crimes you should be sent to square town for an entire fortnite (game that young people play). 110
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Ah... this was me last autumn . be sure to thoroughly read all the end notes as well and recompile it into a hyper text document 030
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026wait you're a bit younger than me... And you've been mentioned infinitely more in the NYTimes than I have??!!!! 020
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Was it abandon all hope ye who enter here? because I only find that one funny if it's done as a tramp stamp. 120
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I'll be honest I brought the cypress to bed with me and just held it because it smells so nice. 030
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Yes. but for me that's only because they don't cut the cabbage version up into fine enough pieces to be annoying. I need like... a sour kraut piece sizing. 000