Searke @searke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026"Men. This is the end of the line. We must hold." "Sir they're still questioning if we really are 6 ft tall! We can't hold." "No. If we admit we're 5'11, then the 5'11 men have to admit they're 5'10, the 5'10 admit they're 5'9... the whole union position, down the line... No sir. We must hold." 020
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The fact that I've purchased multiple papaya shredders and I have yet to become the kind of man who shreds their own papaya is just a glimpse into the depths of the depravity of my life. 230
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Inventing a commonly available, useful device that requires an undergrad knowledge of quantum mechanics and is genuinely dangerous to the user if misused. 020
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Saw a man walking his border collie. Calmly standing next to aggressively dancing, red, 6-ft tall wacky-wild-inflatable-tube-man. Saying: "Look. See? We are friends. He is nice. We are safe." I think I need a dog to practice emotional co-regulation with. 130
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Halloween costume idea. A t-shirt covered in AI slop food with the phrase: Taste is the new bottleneck. Taste remains human. 071
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026"Each electronic is sold as is." "All electronics are sold as are." You cannot have it both ways. 130
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Torn whether or not to buy a jumbo bag of dried sliced radishes from Japan, I recalled the imminent Russian mega-plague and, on the whole, felt more confident buying shelf-stable goods. 030
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026myninebooks.com/g/ac96416397f4 Didn't want to overthink this one.myninebooks.comNine books Sean Clarke will never forgetExplore nine books Sean Clarke will never forget. Which books would you choose? 010
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Listen soda stream. I just want to carbonate some apple cider. Is that really a reason to try to kill me? 150
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Out: Automating myself out of a career using AI. In: An agentic workflow for triaging and testing bugs I call "AutomaySean" 140
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I have made no demonstrable progress at work today. I have sorted all my nearly identical grey socks into *good* socks to wear on the weekend and *okay* socks to wear on weekdays. 020
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The Unibomber manifesto is available as an audiobook on Hooplah, an app all Chicagoans have a free subscription to thru their library card. 230
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Is that the... Hinoki Cypress large wooden head pillow from Joongboo market? Yes it is. 130
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026How long were you all going to wait to tell me that it comes with a little bucket handle now. 230
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026At work today I wrote some very careful and readable scripts by hand to traverse some file structure and delete out of date files. Very nice and clean. Used Fold. No one will ever read it or care. 130
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026@1t2ls.bsky.social Is a Marz Brewing Jong Boo Market Collab Soda an appropriate use of matcha 120
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026One AI thing to be genuinely excited about: Digital Accessibility. Until now, really developing accessible pages and apps has been a nightmare with only slow progress the past decade But now: 230
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I'm cold. And what am I to do? Close my windows? Put on pants? It all seems so extreme. 120
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I want to make a LLM project called Geovv now. Still unsure actually what it should do. 010
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 11/09/2026With my dying breath, I will pluralize "Attorney-General" as "Attorney-Generals". Because that's how fucking plural works in ENGLISH . If you feel hellbent on correcting people, you had better the fuck speak French or I swear I will find a way to ferme your ugly ass bouche. 320
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Okay but .. .also I have raised a bunch of beta fish. They do need to lounge. And the rec above it which is a suction cup leaf that sits near the top of the tank is totally I thing. I own a few. 010
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 08/09/2026it is a beautiful day to leverage your high agency entrepreneurial mindset toward the future 240
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Who hasn't fantasized about being the urban planner who revitalizes Mexico City along the lines of its former glorious past as Tenochtitlan, a city of canals on a lake, an enormous Venice in the sky. But it unfortunately is filled with real humans with lives and homes. 130
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 29/08/2026@1t2ls.bsky.social iirc you were collecting the name of (mostly evil) corporations named after Lord of Rings stuff? Rivendell Marketing 050
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Honestly saw this picture with no context and thought:"Wow, how old is this photo of Zizek?" 010
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 26/08/2026*Opens Freezer* Oh god. I have become everything I swore to fight. 030
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I feel lingering guilt about buying tri-colored Quinoa as if it were reasonable for me to buy all three separately as at a lower price and mix them myself. 150
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I have finally realized my long term goal of becoming a park-hammock gay only to succumb defenselessly to the mosquitoes not 15 minutes after this self congratulatory POV pic. 240
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 26/08/2026My goal to only check the news a dozen times a day is not helped by my lovely friends posting cryptic and anxiety filled comments like "omg tim curry" to the group chat. 020
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I am working on being more intentional with my media consumption, and as part of this I am sticking to using most social media from my laptop. Until I workaround it though, I can't post stories on Instagram. So you will all have to endure them here now. Ex: "His Greed Sickens Me" 010
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Rosie O'Donnell and Roseanne Barr are different people? This is the first time I'm hearing of this. 030
Reposted by Searkeghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 21/08/20269) Lots of people are operating under the mistaken impression that there’s a way to put the genie back in the bottle. there ~never has been. There is no set of options that includes “AI just goes away.” 3976545
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 21/08/2026"The road to Server-dom" A neo-hayekian critique of well intentioned tech regulation. 020
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 21/08/2026If you've ever eaten almonds on a golf course, and I see you were getting judgy about water usage, I will scream at you. 030
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Men In Black maybe cinema's peak representation of the 90s neolibera ideall: An impossibly diverse society and faith in the competence of secretive elite institution. 130
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 21/08/2026The excitement of seeing a tent by the sidewalk in your neighborhood that looks like a unlicensed taco vendor ཿ The disappointment when it turns out to be a child's lemonade stand. 040
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Well it's been nice to read you this morning Bsky, but I'm going to get back to work now. I'm sure I seem like an idiot there too, but it pays me. 0191
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I need to stop finishing bookclub books a month and a half in advance. I need to scream at least just for a short while. And They're making this into a movie with Angelina Jolie?!? 140
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 17/08/2026🎶 it's a gift to be simple 🎶 It's a gift to be free 🎶 It's a gift for your colon 🎶 To evacuate itself so easily .... 120
Searke @searke.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Apparently asking an AI to imagine what it would look like if emperor palpatine had been played by colin mochrie violates some legal ethical guardrail that it has. 120