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Sean

@seanzor.bsky.social
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Dad. Ex-tech. Music, games, finance.

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cee @cee.wtf · 04/09/2026
throng.cee.wtf i've invented a new way to browse bluesky
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Sean @seanzor.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Alexa, how did Jeff Bezos lose half of his nipples?
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Sean @seanzor.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Alexa, search for "Jeff Bezos The Three Nipple Problem"
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Sean @seanzor.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Alexa, how many nipples does Jeff Bezos have?
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Sean @seanzor.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Kids these days...
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Sean @seanzor.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The thing I loved about Morrowind-Skyrim was exploring the world. This requires interesting landmarks and vistas to pique interest and direct explorers. Starfield traded all of that away for loading screens in a glorified elevator (the spaceship).
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Sean @seanzor.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Yeah—anime. *ducks*
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Sean @seanzor.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
lol what a credulous premise
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Sean @seanzor.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
🍻
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Sean @seanzor.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
This strategy worked really well for Archegos!
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Sean @seanzor.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Live every day like it's krokodil day.
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Sean @seanzor.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Retvrn
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Sean @seanzor.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
It's so absurd that, having just demonstrated the anachronism of our current military doctrine in Iran, we're doubling down on it with whatever these are.
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Sean @seanzor.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Barilla Loko
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Sean @seanzor.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Goddamn it
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Sean @seanzor.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Favel the mouse
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Sean @seanzor.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
[Ripping joint on Joe Roganly] Nah, dog, that's how they GET to the moon. Hyperloop moon elevator.
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Sean @seanzor.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
He's not so cute when you look down through the bottom of the boat and discover him gazing back up at you from the icy depths.
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Sean @seanzor.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Ogrephobia has no place on Bsky, Jerry.
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Sean @seanzor.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Wait, how is $1.5bn/yr. EBITDA enough to service $1.8bn/yr. in interest, let alone the "TDA", without those bone-deep cuts you mention?
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Sean @seanzor.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Well, here's their framework for complaining about deficits once the left takes power.
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Sean @seanzor.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
It's honestly amazing how inoffensive that statue of Obama turned out!
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Sean @seanzor.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
His agents have self-declared genders and lore now.
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Sean @seanzor.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I don't get people who rage-post like that. Like what, your life's so great that you need to spend your free time going online and finding shit to get mad about? Go complain about stoplight timings at city council meetings like a normal person.
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Sean @seanzor.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Lol, that's a new one.
Two GT3 race cars going around a corner at speed.  In front is a blue Merc with a red bumper attached to its rear end.  Behind is a red Porsche with a missing front bumper.
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Sean @seanzor.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Where I post from
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Sean @seanzor.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Behold: the Dwarf Fortress of AI psychosis.
A screenshot of an AI agent management application.  The bottom panel has a DB table enumerating the agents, which includes a column for their "pronouns" and "Canon & Declaration" - presumably the author of this insanity is asking the AI agents to provide their own name, gender, and lore.
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Sean @seanzor.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Your post got me to read it. Great reporting on a genuinely horrifying story.
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Sean @seanzor.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
omg that tummy
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Sean @seanzor.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
tell me you're a product manager without telling me you're a product manager.
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Sean @seanzor.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
lol who the fuck wants to pay money so their phone can eavesdrop on them?
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Sean @seanzor.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
"this idiot/nazi/asshole on Twitter said something stupid/evil/racist!" Cool that shit happens every second; stop importing it here.
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Sean @seanzor.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
So if LinkedIn removes all AI slop from their platform, does it look like... 1. A blank page? 2. A 404 error? 3. The abyss peering back into your soul?
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Fischer 🛠️🚇 @fischer.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
if this is going to be the line then fuck these guys
"The arena is only a small piece of that bigger picture," Dewayne Hankins, the Trail Blazers' president of business operations, told the council. "Portland's current stagnant business climate, high income taxes, and divisive political environment make this a tough city to invest in. It makes it harder to sell tickets, secure corporate partnerships and ...
recruit players."
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Scurrow @scurrow.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam or Alice In Chains.
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Sean @seanzor.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I remember how much it sucked to accept the inevitability of death as a child; must be awful to delude yourself into having to accept it AGAIN as an adult.
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Sean @seanzor.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
they should start using special gloves that are patterned like prototype car wraps
A BMW covered in black and white swirls
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Sean @seanzor.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
TIL that Swedish people have public sex on election days. What a funny world.
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Sean @seanzor.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Jeez, we're at military operation with Iran AGAIN? Whatever happened to the Memorandum of Understanding of Versailles?
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Sean @seanzor.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Just realized how surprised I am that "cigarettes are good for you" somehow isn't a mainstream MAGA talking point.
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Sean @seanzor.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Saw the Onion section for Fauci and noticed all the Onion Fauci are 4+ years old. That's as much a condemnation of today's bullshit as anything else I can imagine. Bottom-of-the-barrel show-trial to try and salvage their grease fire of a midterm election.
A section of The Onion's home page dedicated to Fauci articles, starting with, "New Evidence Shows Fauci May Have Been Created In Chinese Lab".
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Sean @seanzor.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It's like Beautiful Freak x Aphex Twin; uncanny.
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Sean @seanzor.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Is that pic a Beautiful Freak allusion?
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Sean @seanzor.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Bwahahahahaha
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The only responsible attitude for liberals and progressives to align on is that all right-wing grievances, claims and believes are not only false, but malicious lies. Nothing passes the mouth of an American conservative in public life that is not meant to harm and destroy the lives of millions.
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Sean @seanzor.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
"unhook" is a great browser plug-in that lets you granularly hide whatever YouTube stuff you don't want to see.
screenshot of the "Unhook" plug-in's settings window.
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Sean @seanzor.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
"But it might work for us" Arrested Development image macro
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Sean @seanzor.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I can spare some sympathy for writers worried that they will be tarred and feathered by a false positive, but there's an easy fix: don't publish on Substack! Stand up a blog, or go to Beehiiv or something - anything other than the nazi-adjacent blog platform trying to become a social media platform.
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Sean @seanzor.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
bwahahaha
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America's #1 Popeyes Enjoyer @elephony.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I have been getting back into canoeing this summer after ~fifteen years away and I cannot think of another term anywhere that has aged more awkwardly than goon stroke lmao
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