Sean Roberts @seanroberts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Curt, can you confirm if MLB has a “takesies backsies” provision in the CBA, vis a vis trades? 110
Sean Roberts @seanroberts.bsky.social · 15/09/2026…but is it serviceable? (j/k looking forward to it) 110
Sean Roberts @seanroberts.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Actually was getting upset it took this long for someone to post 000
Sean Roberts @seanroberts.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Deep dive on Freddy Peralta’s sudden arm angle change and convincing myself I could be part of the pitching lab 000
Sean Roberts @seanroberts.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Not sure if you’re aware but some people can’t even go to the store 000
Sean Roberts @seanroberts.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Dodger fans have basically turned into Yankees fans “ringz lol” 000
Sean Roberts @seanroberts.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Two true things I’ve found from people who write in library books: 1. They never get the actual important parts underlined 2. They’ve clearly given up after the first chapter and a half 010
Sean Roberts @seanroberts.bsky.social · 13/01/2026My family is so annoyed with my “cleopatra was closer to the iPhone than the pyramids!” factoid 030
Sean Roberts @seanroberts.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Your college football team’s songs and traditions are so embarrassing. We’re literally all laughing at you. My team’s, however, is totally cool and motivates our guys to play their best. You wouldn’t get it. 030
Sean Roberts @seanroberts.bsky.social · 19/12/2025“The car can go any speed it wants. Who am I to say?” -giannis trying to get out of a speeding ticket 010
Sean Roberts @seanroberts.bsky.social · 14/12/2025🎶 there was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, FERNANDO #iufb 010
Sean Roberts @seanroberts.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Game is getting tense. Wish there was a way to relieve the pressure, like with an uplifting song or something. 000
Sean Roberts @seanroberts.bsky.social · 27/10/2025(Brian Kelly introductory press conference as the new Wisconsin head coach) “Ahn Wiscahnsin dontcha know” 010
Sean Roberts @seanroberts.bsky.social · 25/10/2025Not sure why more teams don’t try to win by 50 every week and refuse to lose 100
Sean Roberts @seanroberts.bsky.social · 25/10/2025I once saw an ump “brush off” a painted on plate on a turf diamond! It’s not going anywhere! 010
Sean Roberts @seanroberts.bsky.social · 21/10/2025Noted carer of mariners fans feelings, Alex Rodriguez 000
Sean Roberts @seanroberts.bsky.social · 25/09/2025Oh god you’re right. The older I get the more I mix up different iterations of the postseason 110
Sean Roberts @seanroberts.bsky.social · 25/09/20252018 cubs? Blew a huge division lead and then got summarily swept by the Rockies 200
Sean Roberts @seanroberts.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score 030
Sean Roberts @seanroberts.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Awful camera angle looking like a game of pong, come on Philly! 010
Sean Roberts @seanroberts.bsky.social · 09/09/2025Should be true of the whole season, imo! MLB would have the entire audience to themselves and corner the coveted “works from home, zoning out of meetings” demo! 030
Sean Roberts @seanroberts.bsky.social · 19/08/2025If a pinch hitter strikes out, you should get to do the at bat over with the guy that was originally in that spot 000
Sean Roberts @seanroberts.bsky.social · 11/08/2025I can think of one thing that might have provoked it 010
Sean Roberts @seanroberts.bsky.social · 10/08/2025“Mets fan” is my favorite Tim Robinson character 000
Sean Roberts @seanroberts.bsky.social · 13/07/2025MLB: will you pitch in the all star game? We need some guys who can. Phillies pitchers: No MLB: (puts a pitcher that will throw on the team) Phillies position players’ brains:media.tenor.coma blue hamster wheel is sitting on top of a pile of rocksALT: a blue hamster wheel is sitting on top of a pile of rocks 000
Sean Roberts @seanroberts.bsky.social · 24/06/2025And a hearty lol to anyone that thinks our problems of isolation and incivility will be solved if we could just come up with the *right* social media app 010
Sean Roberts @seanroberts.bsky.social · 23/06/2025was ready to accept any outcome because the ride was so fun… except that one 000
Sean Roberts @seanroberts.bsky.social · 23/06/2025If the pacers win herb simon should offer OKC a million dollars and a first round draft pick to let the pacers ride them to the airport 071
Sean Roberts @seanroberts.bsky.social · 15/06/2025Muttered about our water bill after finding the hose was left on 000