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Mikey in DFW @mdwdfw.bsky.social · 22h
Because in Capitalism, it’s not just ok, but encouraged, to steal from the poor.
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seanpetrizzi.bsky.social @seanpetrizzi.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I really thought Teddy Swims was a fake person SNL made up for the skit. But I just saw his White Claw commercial. What a world
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seanpetrizzi.bsky.social @seanpetrizzi.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
From the players? I’ve noticed it increasing for some individuals, but it hasn’t been from the players
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seanpetrizzi.bsky.social @seanpetrizzi.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I don’t love this form an on-field perspective. I care about beating every team in the Sun Belt East no matter how good or bad they are. I care about beating ECU and that’s about it in the American.
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Sara, no H @syntherella.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
SPORTS
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seanpetrizzi.bsky.social @seanpetrizzi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
But don’t let Vilma off the hook here. He’s just as clueless. “Yeah he’s not gonna throw the ball” Yeah? Well he shoulda
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seanpetrizzi.bsky.social @seanpetrizzi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Both egregiously bad but I agree cause winding the clock all the way down matters less in OT at that point. Only way the Giants get the ball back is if you miss
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seanpetrizzi.bsky.social @seanpetrizzi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Giants up 2 games in the loss column?
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seanpetrizzi.bsky.social @seanpetrizzi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Giants win 27-27
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seanpetrizzi.bsky.social @seanpetrizzi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You know how they say it sucks someone had to lose cause both teams played so well? Both teams deserved to lose
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seanpetrizzi.bsky.social @seanpetrizzi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
THAT IS EXACTLY HOW THAT GAME SHOULD HAVE ENDED
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seanpetrizzi.bsky.social @seanpetrizzi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Targeting!?
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seanpetrizzi.bsky.social @seanpetrizzi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
There is certainly a we that feels this way. Specifically Skattebo amirite
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seanpetrizzi.bsky.social @seanpetrizzi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Giants within two field goals. Not one touchdown, two field goals. Cause a touchdown isn’t happening
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seanpetrizzi.bsky.social @seanpetrizzi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Announcing team really trying to sell this narrative of Commanders giving the first place team in the division all they can handle like the Giants are good
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seanpetrizzi.bsky.social @seanpetrizzi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Billy Napier proving he deserved the step up to a CFP program from Florida
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seanpetrizzi.bsky.social @seanpetrizzi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The “NFL is superior cause it’s just better football” side of things having a rough time in the Giants/Commanders game
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seanpetrizzi.bsky.social @seanpetrizzi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hahaha eagles
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seanpetrizzi.bsky.social @seanpetrizzi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That is egregiously bad from the AP. Good lord. Refs can screw you. Which is why you don’t apologize when it goes your way cause next week could go against you
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seanpetrizzi.bsky.social @seanpetrizzi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
JMU wins. Tar Heels win. Tribe wins. Duke loses. State loses. And even NDSU loses. Not sure a Sean Petrizzi Saturday gets better than that.
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seanpetrizzi.bsky.social @seanpetrizzi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Conference road games are HARD. I don’t care about anything but the W. I really don’t. JMU is 6-0 and that is all that matters.
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seanpetrizzi.bsky.social @seanpetrizzi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
My heart
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seanpetrizzi.bsky.social @seanpetrizzi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hey broadcast, it’s 3rd down.
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seanpetrizzi.bsky.social @seanpetrizzi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Please stop the cuteness and just
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Spreading Butter on Fresh Bread
ALT: Spreading Butter on Fresh Bread
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seanpetrizzi.bsky.social @seanpetrizzi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Major League - Huevos Marbles Scene
ALT: Major League - Huevos Marbles Scene
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seanpetrizzi.bsky.social @seanpetrizzi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
JC Evans coming in cold and making these massive plays
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Woman's Exaggerated Reaction
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seanpetrizzi.bsky.social @seanpetrizzi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The blandest chicken tender with the most money so therefore he talks about them the most and ignores the little guy with less money who actually makes a better chicken tender
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seanpetrizzi.bsky.social @seanpetrizzi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I just don’t understand how people don’t see it until I realize people just see what they want to see
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seanpetrizzi.bsky.social @seanpetrizzi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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JMU Dukes Football: Streamers and Fan Celebration
ALT: JMU Dukes Football: Streamers and Fan Celebration
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seanpetrizzi.bsky.social @seanpetrizzi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Denzel Washington: Let The Boys Play!
ALT: Denzel Washington: Let The Boys Play!
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seanpetrizzi.bsky.social @seanpetrizzi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That one helped JMU a whole lot but come on refs, swallow your whistles a little
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seanpetrizzi.bsky.social @seanpetrizzi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ooohhh so home cooking is part of this
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seanpetrizzi.bsky.social @seanpetrizzi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Unacceptable broadcast error
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seanpetrizzi.bsky.social @seanpetrizzi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Green Flags
ALT: Green Flags
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seanpetrizzi.bsky.social @seanpetrizzi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Alright, the middle 8 Dukes. Let’s go
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seanpetrizzi.bsky.social @seanpetrizzi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Statesboro
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Fnkgif Haunted House in a Storm
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seanpetrizzi.bsky.social @seanpetrizzi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Flags in your pocket, ref. Use it
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seanpetrizzi.bsky.social @seanpetrizzi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I know lying and dog whistles have been a thing in politics for a very long time. But it seems more purposeful, pervasive and dark now. All while the most blatant answers for protecting children and young women are very very obvious and they refuse to do anything about it
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seanpetrizzi.bsky.social @seanpetrizzi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’d believe you more if you felt the need to convince me less. Applies to so many things these days
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Lauren Brownlow @lebrownlow.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I genuinely hate that as soon as I hear someone in a political commercial say their mission is to protect kids I am immediately skeptical and it only takes 30 seconds to have that skepticism validated
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seanpetrizzi.bsky.social @seanpetrizzi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
SPORTS!
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seanpetrizzi.bsky.social @seanpetrizzi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
JMUcla gets it done
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seanpetrizzi.bsky.social @seanpetrizzi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Man with Busch Beer Pointing Finger
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seanpetrizzi.bsky.social @seanpetrizzi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Chesney’s revenge in Eugene?
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seanpetrizzi.bsky.social @seanpetrizzi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I really think experiencing rivalries like Lafayette/Lehigh or The Apple Cup would be cooler than any pro sports rivalry. The top 50 college rivalries are more passionate, hateful and fun than the top prop rivalry.
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seanpetrizzi.bsky.social @seanpetrizzi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
America pro sports has nothing like what we’re seeing in the Cotton Bowl. Yankees/Red Sox is the only argument I’ll hear. As for NFL? NFC North rivalries MAYBE. But it’s nowhere close.
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seanpetrizzi.bsky.social @seanpetrizzi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
JMU’s only chance for a “good” win the rest of the way is… Georgia State?
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seanpetrizzi.bsky.social @seanpetrizzi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And if the rain hadn’t literally helped Pitt play defense in OT in 2021, could be 10-2
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seanpetrizzi.bsky.social @seanpetrizzi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He looks so young
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seanpetrizzi.bsky.social @seanpetrizzi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If Duke and State both lose, I reserve the right to change my thoughts
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