Reposted by Johnny Blue SkiesRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I will never, ever consider my audience when making art. You are a disgusting flesh piano I manipulate to make the noises that please me. That’s the Rob Delaney promise. 602604269
Johnny Blue Skies @seanob.bsky.social · 23hlike how far could i throw this fucking thing feels like super far rn 010
Johnny Blue Skies @seanob.bsky.social · 09/10/2026being forced to use a dell computer & microsoft outlook at my new job is presenting significant & unanticipated mental health challenges 140
Johnny Blue Skies @seanob.bsky.social · 09/10/2026if you throw your sins in the Good Person Bin instead of the garbage they don’t count 050
Johnny Blue Skies @seanob.bsky.social · 09/10/2026PSH makes SO much more sense in that role than Pitt… 000
Johnny Blue Skies @seanob.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The company, pregame food, & the John Prine doc @ the Siskel Film Center were medicinal ✌🏼 #FilmSky #OOTD #FashionSky 030
Johnny Blue Skies @seanob.bsky.social · 08/10/2026genuinely sorry your experience has been so different than mine 110
Johnny Blue Skies @seanob.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It’s telling that “men would rather” or…one random dude on a single engagement bait post? Begging people to realize social media isn’t real life. 220
Johnny Blue Skies @seanob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026wow those trump boys must be super good at business 020
Johnny Blue Skies @seanob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026static.klipy.comMan in Cowboy Hat with MustacheALT: Man in Cowboy Hat with Mustache 010
Johnny Blue Skies @seanob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026big difference between being generally supportive of someone whose injured, and making a very specific prediction for next season when he knew he probably wouldn’t even be coaching him…but thanks for the insightful contribution to the discourse 100
Johnny Blue Skies @seanob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026🕴️Suit Supply 👕 Suit Supply 👔 Giorgio Armani 👞 Paul Stuart (all thrifted except the suit) #OOTD #FashionSky 120
Johnny Blue Skies @seanob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Remember the week after Parsons got hurt last year when Hafley predicted Parsons would break the single season sack record in 2026? So that was stupid af 210
Johnny Blue Skies @seanob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026so obviously, sometimes i get really high & think about the green bay packers 020
Johnny Blue Skies @seanob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026decided the packers are post-offensive line they don’t need one. innovators we also don’t need clock management, running backs, or achilles tendons we’re #disrupters so beyond all that it’d super bowl time #gopackgo 140
Johnny Blue Skies @seanob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026always assumed the anti-christ would have more rizz 000
Johnny Blue Skies @seanob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026a seasoned con man should know it’ll take more than one 5 Guys meal to bribe midterm voters 130
Johnny Blue Skies @seanob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Denny Hastert, the Springfield High assistant wrestling coach? 0120
Johnny Blue Skies @seanob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I have like 3-4 discernible talents & one of them is just catching things when they’re falling so forgive my shameless victory lap here 010
Johnny Blue Skies @seanob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I would’ve bet a lot of money this irredeemable piece of shit was already dead & am now v annoyed he was not 060
Johnny Blue Skies @seanob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Lifting weights, watching football, smoking ribs, & posting #FreePalestine to confuse the nazis #BBQsky🍴 🇵🇸 260
Johnny Blue Skies @seanob.bsky.social · 03/10/2026LET’S GET WEIRD BOBBY PATTINSON 🍿 👖 Levi’s 501s 👕 Zara 🧥 Ralph Lauren RL67 (all thrifted) #OOTD #FashionSky #PRIMETIME 030
Johnny Blue Skies @seanob.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Two 🎟️ to #PrimeTime & I canNOT wait 🍿 #FilmSky 🎥static.klipy.comchris hansen smirkALT: chris hansen smirk 040
Johnny Blue Skies @seanob.bsky.social · 03/10/2026That doesn’t mean they won’t charge. I strongly suspect they will, given the attention. I’d just temper expectations on the outcome & predict they’ll charge more modestly than we’d like—given the aforementioned challenges. In the meantime, I’ll use this to convince my sons not to pledge a frat… 000
Johnny Blue Skies @seanob.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This case raises fascinating & horrific questions about consent, intoxication & *continued* consent. Those questions could amount to reasonable doubt. That challenge, paired with who the defendants* are—make this an incredibly difficult prosecution. *no this shouldn’t matter AT ALL but yes it does 100
Johnny Blue Skies @seanob.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I’m not saying there shouldn’t be a prosecution here—I don’t know the facts well enough to determine that… But I do worry folks who are rightfully outraged about this are expecting heads to roll. As a former prosecutor & defense attorney for 20 years—this will be a very hard conviction to earn. 100
Johnny Blue Skies @seanob.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Area Man Excited to Eat Pasta 👖 Giorgio Armani 👕 Eddie Bauer 👢 Clark’s chukka #OOTD #FashionSky 020
Johnny Blue Skies @seanob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Maybe if we get much better we can be a bad team and earn a Chris Meyers broadcast 🤞🏼 010
Johnny Blue Skies @seanob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026That’s a good business. Hurts to give Ricketts my money. 010