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Sean McCarthy

@seanmccarthy.bsky.social
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Independent designer specializing in branding, sports, logo, motion, video, and illustration. Funniest guy on Venmo. Cincinnati, OH dribbble.com/McCarthytheMagician

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Sean McCarthy @seanmccarthy.bsky.social · 20h
The best they’ve ever looked. Idk why they’re so determined to never wear it again.
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Sean McCarthy @seanmccarthy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I am going to discharge so many fireworks precisely 301 feet away from this sign.
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Sean McCarthy @seanmccarthy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tell me my headphone cord doesn’t look like Kermit.
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Sean McCarthy @seanmccarthy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We need to start de-influencing. There shouldn't be a single comment on this video that isn't some variation of "Totally stupid and a complete waste of time."
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Sean McCarthy @seanmccarthy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Shoresy got snubbed!
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Sean McCarthy @seanmccarthy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm a broken record on this, but I don't care. I'm in love with this weather and I need people to know about it.
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Sean McCarthy @seanmccarthy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I really like these new Falcons uniforms.
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Sean McCarthy @seanmccarthy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I appreciate what Nathan Fielder does and I’m glad he’s doing it, but I find it all too uncomfortable to endure myself.
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Sean McCarthy @seanmccarthy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I have to attend two weddings in the next 3 months that are black tie formal so I had to buy a tuxedo. Incredibly rude thing to do to me, but I'll look great.
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Sean McCarthy @seanmccarthy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's here. We made it. Summer can kiss my ass. Goodbye forever, Hell season. theonion.com/mr-autumn-ma...
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Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt
BOSTON—The twigs and acorns crunching pleasurably beneath his boots, Mr. Autumn Man Dennis Clemons, 32, reportedly strolled down Massachusetts Avenue on Wednesday wearing a gray sweater over a plaid c...
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Sean McCarthy @seanmccarthy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Like 4 years ago I was kind of known on sports designer twitter. I could tweet something like "Hey, Adobe, you ever gonna make your text tool on illustrator work or is it just continue sucking for another 30 years?" and that would get 430 likes.
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Sean McCarthy @seanmccarthy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Turned my AC off. So happy I could cry.
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Sean McCarthy @seanmccarthy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Looking at their schedule, they could very conceivably be 0-10.
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Sean McCarthy @seanmccarthy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lane Kiffin's only skill is tricking football executives into hiring him and someday the very well paid football general managers are gonna catch onto his con.
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Sean McCarthy @seanmccarthy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Cheers
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Sean McCarthy @seanmccarthy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Had a reflective blue one sitting on a pedestal in the backyard. It was there my whole life and then one day it was gone.
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Sean McCarthy @seanmccarthy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He’d be Impressed and I need to remind myself of that more often. At the very least, 20 year old Sean would be super psyched to learn that we got married to a total babe and it’s the one he’s hoping for.
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Sean McCarthy @seanmccarthy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Update on my closet expansion project. This space had been walled off and unused for 98 years.
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Sean McCarthy @seanmccarthy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Always bugged me how the New York Giants ny logo is lowercase.
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Sean McCarthy @seanmccarthy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You don’t need to live tweet nfl games. It’s 2026. We’re watching the game too.
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Sean McCarthy @seanmccarthy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Arch Manning STINKS
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Sean McCarthy @seanmccarthy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
lol and also this game is on Apple TV so it went out to a national audience lmao and rofl and
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Sean McCarthy @seanmccarthy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Kupper Coop
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is Drake Maye’s worst nightmare: playing against a team that is good
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Sean McCarthy @seanmccarthy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
4-0
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Sean McCarthy @seanmccarthy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What I love about Sadak is that he spent like two decades calling games in the minors and even in year six with the Reds still can't hide his giddy enthusiasm for being in the big leagues every day. He's the complete antithesis of the guy who used to have his job.
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Sean McCarthy @seanmccarthy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
More people need to have the John Sadak experience.
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Sean McCarthy @seanmccarthy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
In a way I’m sort of glad the Reds aren't in the race because this September schedule would be a complete nightmare to endure if the games mattered.
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Sean McCarthy @seanmccarthy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Oh now he's wearing a cowboy hat and standing on his chair. This schtick will never tire!!!
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Sean McCarthy @seanmccarthy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Sucks that macafee has made college gameday completely unwatchable.
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Sean McCarthy @seanmccarthy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What’s it called when you don’t like a content creator’s videos, but the person’s hot so you still watch the videos in full and then the algorithm thinks you like those videos so they keep feeding them to you? That’s like a very modern scenario.
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Sean McCarthy @seanmccarthy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“You’ll miss this heat when it’s ten degrees and snowing” Coworker, you don’t know me at all. I can assure you I will never have a single waking moment where I will ever yearn for hot weather.
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Sean McCarthy @seanmccarthy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The Angels sold for four billion dollars. Castellini could probably get two if he sold the Reds tomorrow. I love the Cincinnati Reds, but I’d really love two billion dollars.
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Sean McCarthy @seanmccarthy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
He looks like he walked out of an ad for one of those weird phone puzzle games.
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Sean McCarthy @seanmccarthy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Am I the only person in the world who actually watched the PCA-Babe Ruth video? He's not a Babe Ruth truther. He said he thought it was a funny conspiracy, not that he thought it was true.
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Sean McCarthy @seanmccarthy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I got married November 25th, 2017, which was the day of the OSU-Michigan game. A few friends and relatives pulled the "really???" on me and I got to go "So my future father in law has terminal cancer and that's the earliest we can do it. Come or don't." and it was so funny to watch them backtrack.
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Sean McCarthy @seanmccarthy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I've never met a single millennial who speaks the way tiktok thinks millennials speak.
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Sean McCarthy @seanmccarthy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Sorry for what I said when I couldn’t find my keys.
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Sean McCarthy @seanmccarthy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
post a meme made by you
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Sean McCarthy @seanmccarthy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Always reads as ego-driven performative - "Look how serious I take my craft" It's only about giving the impression that you're working very hard. You have to be an asshole to do it because it's annoying to coworkers and B. it says if you have to do that then you must not be a very good actor.
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Sean McCarthy @seanmccarthy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Biggest eye roll ever. You never hear about an actor going full method when they're playing an affable nice guy who gets a long with everyone and is pleasant to be around on set.
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RedsHotLockout @redshotcorner.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
A Pagan getting a save on Pope night is why I love baseball
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Sean McCarthy @seanmccarthy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
a blue sky account called “what the fuck is everyone talking about?” And it just tells you what the fuck everyone is talking about that day so you don’t have to reverse engineer detective the details by wading through six hundred B- jokes.
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Sean McCarthy @seanmccarthy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Realized I have this weird bump on the side of my right pinky finger and at first I thought it was a mosquito bite, but it's actually much worse than that - It's a callous from how I hold my phone.
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Sean McCarthy @seanmccarthy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Cincinnati not appearing on one of these lists is our World Series.
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Sean McCarthy @seanmccarthy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
No. I'd call that guy out by name if it was him.
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Sean McCarthy @seanmccarthy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Not talking about Allan Peters, by the way. Not gonna touch that either.
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Sean McCarthy @seanmccarthy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
There’s a dude in my profession who I find so incredibly up his own ass annoying while also being a tremendous hack, but tearing him down wouldn't be productive and would only serve to make me look like a mean-spirited grouch. Vague posting because I just need to get sone thing off my chest.
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Sean McCarthy @seanmccarthy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Up (2009)
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Sean McCarthy @seanmccarthy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I don't know how Mike Priest is still employed by anyone anywhere, let alone the Columbus Blue Jackets hockey club he's bobbled for two and a half decades. I wouldn't trust that bozo to put gas in my car.
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