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Ian Moone

@seanhanson99.bsky.social
219 followers 307 following 551 posts

Spend most of my time in the touch grass world. Be no less than the greatest but no greater than the least

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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I’m hearing a C flat tonality
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Normalizing is capitulation
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Blink a billion times if your campaign is in trouble
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I pushed several different slinkies down the stairs with mixed results
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
If you speak to what’s happening with any degree of accuracy you sound like a friggin nutter who should be handing out tinfoil top hats so 🤷‍♂️
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
The wistful nostalgia of my first million dollar vacation
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
The unimpeachably of umpires Not players in the game and just following the rules of balls and strikes
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
And maketh unto thee a golden idol in the image of the man who accepted the devils every temptation Christ rejected
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Self soothing
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
We’re #1
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
When the Real World is at odds with your Road Rules
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Gas is $10 a gallon But we preemptively saved you from a potential disaster that could have maybe occurred at some time in the near or far term future You should be thanking us
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
There’s a 90% chance this statement is 100% bullshit
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Just fantasizing about delusioning
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
New take on taxidermy
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
The exclusive members only dining club but you’re not important enough for anyone to recognize you so security gets called and you have to show them your credentials
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Aren’t those the same places CNN went searching for
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Back pocket booger rag until my insider insights book comes out post disaster
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
New age traditional with a holy feel
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Re-Awokend
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
World War T
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Cove of Courvoisier
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Charades, the game of not saying what something is while wildly gesticulating
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Sermon on the just war doctrine
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
So are you a stadium 1/8th full or a stadium 14/16th empty kind of person
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Sacrifice to the pump your earthly rewards
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
If you paid attention to imaginary improbability’s as something that will occur you would be as giddy as I am
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Earths natural habitat is space
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Their reputation has tarnished over the years
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Blame Barack Benghazi Burisma Biden
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Same cost per minute as the psychic network hotline
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Access journalism only requires you tell a good story that gains you more access
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Hassett huffs giggle gas
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Can’t Cujo just act like a normal labradoodle
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
We would not economically sanction you guys because a friend of Putin is a friend of mine
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Market Manipulation Monday Taco Tuesday Whitewash Wednesday
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Literally trying to own the libs
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Same psych ward just one floor down
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Ok there 1980s action movie tough guy quote
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Chasing the ghosts of their imagination
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Reality stands in stark contrast to media coverage of president trump’s public remarks
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Someone in the administration pulling a crank yankers on the prez.
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Ya see kids when your abusive authoritarian daddy has a bad day at work he comes home and smacks you around. For your own good
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Dookie thrombosis
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Hey guys that gate is for international pancakes not flights
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Pandora’s box of Schrödinger’s war
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Just the beginning of being very complete
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
If reality meant anything it would be crystal Pepsi territory
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I’m tired of delusional beliefs that don’t comport with objective reality
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
If I had to pick a television series that, in retrospect, looked like a future documentary it would be Person of Interest
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