Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Blink a billion times if your campaign is in trouble 010
Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 10/05/2026I pushed several different slinkies down the stairs with mixed results 000
Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 10/05/2026If you speak to what’s happening with any degree of accuracy you sound like a friggin nutter who should be handing out tinfoil top hats so 🤷♂️ 021
Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 10/05/2026The wistful nostalgia of my first million dollar vacation 010
Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 08/05/2026The unimpeachably of umpires Not players in the game and just following the rules of balls and strikes 010
Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 08/05/2026And maketh unto thee a golden idol in the image of the man who accepted the devils every temptation Christ rejected 000
Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 07/05/2026When the Real World is at odds with your Road Rules 000
Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Gas is $10 a gallon But we preemptively saved you from a potential disaster that could have maybe occurred at some time in the near or far term future You should be thanking us 000
Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 07/05/2026There’s a 90% chance this statement is 100% bullshit 050
Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 04/05/2026The exclusive members only dining club but you’re not important enough for anyone to recognize you so security gets called and you have to show them your credentials 010
Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Aren’t those the same places CNN went searching for 000
Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Back pocket booger rag until my insider insights book comes out post disaster 000
Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Charades, the game of not saying what something is while wildly gesticulating 010
Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 15/04/2026So are you a stadium 1/8th full or a stadium 14/16th empty kind of person 010
Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 14/04/2026If you paid attention to imaginary improbability’s as something that will occur you would be as giddy as I am 040
Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Same cost per minute as the psychic network hotline 000
Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Access journalism only requires you tell a good story that gains you more access 130
Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 08/04/2026We would not economically sanction you guys because a friend of Putin is a friend of mine 010
Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Market Manipulation Monday Taco Tuesday Whitewash Wednesday 000
Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Reality stands in stark contrast to media coverage of president trump’s public remarks 000
Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Someone in the administration pulling a crank yankers on the prez. 000
Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Ya see kids when your abusive authoritarian daddy has a bad day at work he comes home and smacks you around. For your own good 001
Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Hey guys that gate is for international pancakes not flights 030
Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 20/02/2026If reality meant anything it would be crystal Pepsi territory 000
Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 15/02/2026I’m tired of delusional beliefs that don’t comport with objective reality 010
Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 13/02/2026If I had to pick a television series that, in retrospect, looked like a future documentary it would be Person of Interest 010