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Ian Moone

@seanhanson99.bsky.social
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Spend most of my time in the touch grass world. Be no less than the greatest but no greater than the least

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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
And maketh unto thee a golden idol in the image of the man who accepted the devils every temptation Christ rejected
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
If I had to pick a television series that, in retrospect, looked like a future documentary it would be Person of Interest
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
The fog of war or just blowing smoke?
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
The biggest problem with society today is that it won’t immediately bend to my particular vision of what society should be
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
For those living in the valley of the mountain just an FYI. That Sisyphus guy is almost where he always loses the boulder
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
I prefer my intelligence to be all natural
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
If your idea of progress is one step forward and two steps back You start off one step behind
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Hard to figure out how to get to where you’re going if you don’t accept where you’re at
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
The pharaoh constructs his pyramid scheme with bricks made from the dung of the sacred steer and straw men
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
So I CRISPR’d up a winged horse with a singular magical horn growing from its forehead. Should I call it a Unisus or a Pegacorn?
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Here’s a guy, before today never once thought “I hope I don’t give off Cricket vibes.”
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Maybe don’t let the people who shrug at losing 5 million make economic decisions for people who freak out about misplacing 5 dollars
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
If you must invent a mental health disorder to assign people that keep asking if you’re out of your friggin mind..
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Is the Trump Derangement Syndrome caused by the Woke Mind Virus or are they separate Socialist Communist-icable diseases
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Reciprocal love that word big word powerful word so powerful in fact they named a tool after it a power tool a saw a reciprocal saw Reciprocal love that word
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Used to be if you were actively at war with objective reality you spent some time at a psychiatric facility
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Is it a thumb war if it’s not declared?
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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 26/02/2025
Republicans are too chickenshit to hold town halls. Shocker. Here’s an idea: Democrats, hold town halls in Republican districts.
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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
A reminder I will be providing at least once a month for all of the remaining years of my life: Months before the 2024 election, the Department of Justice announced that there were at least six hundred Russian assets inside the United States and that some...were SITTING MEMBERS OF CONGRESS.
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
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Rachel Bitecofer @rachelbitecofer.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
We always say Founding Fathers but did you know America really had two constitutional foundings? The 2nd was the post Civil War amendments. They are ones that created individual liberty. When Rs say they want to wipe out the 20th century 👆 is what they mean.
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Rachel Bitecofer @rachelbitecofer.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
MAGA would hate it if you RP this podcast. Just sayin' This is America Episode 5: Napoleon Dynamite open.substack.com/pub/thecycle...
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This is America
Episode 5: Napoleon Dynamite
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
All the strings in my conspiracy cork board lead to Putin
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
May the funk of his rancid taint forever haunt your chins
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
At least we can be tripping out on mushrooms while we die of the plague
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
The United States Once a global partner stands up from the table Flips everyone off Smashes beer can on forehead turns, chanting U.S.A U.S.A as we walk out the door grabbing our jock
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
This part of the scam is called bait and switch. Advertised as one thing and received another Customer Service department shuttered
Time magazine cover with emperor Elon behind the resolute desk
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
A roof that leaks can flood the basement
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Democratic Values @democratvalues.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
DOGE now has access to the payment system responsible for disbursing social security and medicare payments.  Not enough people are talking about how dangerous this is. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/01/u...
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Elon Musk’s Team Now Has Access to Treasury’s Payments System
Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent gave Mr. Musk’s representatives at the so-called Department of Government Efficiency a powerful tool to monitor and potentially limit government spending.
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Musk took the keys to everything already. Then told Trump he wasn’t in control of shit anymore and to do as he says or he’ll burn it all down. Trump then says “If anything happens to me “. & we’re going to glitter up Gaza” as a flailing malignant narcissist whose lost all their power
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
The world you knew ended last weekend.
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
youtu.be/-asb8zTiuZ4?...
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Andor | Karis Nemik’s Manifesto | Disney+
YouTube video by Star Wars
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Anyone who confidently declares that they have unlimited tolerance to a drug say for instance ketamine sure as shit isn’t micro dosing
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I don’t want to see any shocked faces when we pull out of NATO and announce we’re going to join BRICS
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Ever have that dream where you were stark naked and running backwards through a cornfield?
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Confederates Crusaders those who Participate in Caucasian Paramountcy Puritanical Perversion Police (you’d be perplexed what can be perceived to be profane) A full Spectrum of Sadists Satiates Socials Debutant Dipshit Dinner Parties and Studio Audience Support Groups alike
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Instead we are promoting these nifty birth control goggles
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
If you say the guardrails are gone and you don’t become a roadblock or a speed bump and just plan on being an occasional rumble strip on the shoulder Maybe just retire
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Been thinking about MGS5 lately
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
my advice to reporters trying to figure out what Trump is doing
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
The Rules as told to me by a sociopath. Rule #1 There are no rules. then continue the list with a whole bunch of bs to keep everyone busy arguing the rules end with See Rule #1 showing the results of the steamrolling that has been happening from the beginning Like a grand prestidigitation reveal
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Ian Moone @seanhanson99.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Wow! An app I can see news stories that I don’t need a Time Machine to be prescient
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