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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Shit like this is why Footballs in the bin, my lad. “Say what you want about” What does that even mean?

Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Your statistics about my Everton team were way off the mark. You and those gimps on that podcast, woke clowns, Ben was my biggest fan, liked him. Anyone can use Google to look up basic data sheets, but you have made an art out of making it stretch to 17 pages instead of 1. Sean Dyche.

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Yet. They don’t want me, yet.

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Not so bloody chirpy are you now Evertonians? £170m spent and you’re shite again. Love, me, Woany & Stoney

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Chelsea are an absolute basket case of a club now. 6 year contract David Brent was on. He’s lasted 4 months.

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Bye bye you gang of bastards. Enjoy oblivion, won’t you… #LCFC #Leicester

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

#Spurs #THFC A pre contract conversation has taken place I can exclusively reveal. Woany and Stoney are on Standby.

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Can’t take Woany anywhere the scruffy bastard.

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Nice to see Everton showing the lethal side we trained on so often. Now they need to sit deep, very deep… Mariana trench deep… for 50 minutes.

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Igor Tudor & Victor Pereira… Two Fanny’s with zero experience at keeping teams up. Then there’s me, Woany and Stoney. A better trio than the Beatles. That Alan Sugar and Marinakis are a pair of woke clowns.

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

A STATEMENT: Last night Mr Marinakis cancelled the contracts of me, Woany and Stoney. We delivered some outstanding results with a group of group of players who all share an IQ of 32 between them. I’ve been paid £7.5m after being let go, Woany & Stoney got a Sunday Carvery each. Sean Dyche

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

The RADICAL LEFT are causing an uprising in Nottingham against YOUR MANAGER, Sean M Dyche! The Football we play is the best ever seen in the HISTORY OF THE GAME. The DEMONIC Left are a danger to #NFFC security and our DEMOCRACY. Thank you for your attention to this matter. Sean M Dyche

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

Before the FT presser, I want to get this in. You first, you woke gang of thieves.

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

I’m still processing the Villa game, no way we should have lost that. Tactically we were great, the coaching staff and I proved that by making hand gestures. Big JV has the full support of myself and the club as we arrange his deportation back to Brazil via Venezuela, to defend against Trump.

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

From total domination to 0 points is extremely frustrating. I like that O’Brien kid, he was there in my time… must have been in the reserves though, I don’t remember him. If he was available I may still be there… Referee was terrible again, so I’ve posted shit through his letter box

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Big game tonight against struggling Everton. We welcome them to the City ground by turning off the heating and hot water in their changing room. Bastards.

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

Happy Christmas fellow Notts. No festivities for the lads though, big game on Friday to silence those bankrolled Mancunians.

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

Southern bastard fairies. Gutless Cockneys are no match for the Nottinghamshire Regiment. #NFFC

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

I knew I taught Tarky too well.

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Hang it in the bastard Louvre. Because it’s happening. The kings of Europe are back. Non of this Galactico nonsense in Madrid. Bankrolled arseholes. You can take that redshite and stick them in the bin too, the massive bottle job BASTARDS. Dyche ball ? More like Dutch ball. #NFFC

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

I’m not saying Everton can thank me for that defensive display… But… You’re welcome.

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

Young Eze looks like he’s played for the Arsenal for years. Lovely Goal, young man.

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

There’s only one bald ‘Master Tactician’ in the Premier League, and he didn’t spend £500m on a bunch woke pussies. “Ooooo but the low block!!!!” Man up, musk up, and piss off. #NFFC

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Just checking my staff list, bear with me.

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

14 Shots 6 On target 3 Goals 3 Points Masterclass.

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

Before we smash Leeds tomorrow I’ve taken the lads to Bestwood Winding Engine House for the day. Some of the foreign lads are a bit confused but they’ll be shitting smiles when they see the pack lunches we’ve prepared. Bestwood Colliery, no great achievement is made without sacrifice. #NFFC

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

It’s an ok result but we dominated overall. We need to start capitalising on chances, MGE in particular had a golden opportunity. Because he shit it completely he’s got to clean the bog. This was new last week but the Owner has absolutely battered it. #NFFC

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

I don’t want to say anything that may land me in hot water with the FA, or PGMOL… However, how that opening goal by Casemiro was allowed to stand is a bastard cheating BIG 6 bias piece of shit blatant disgrace.

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

Tough one to accept today, anyone who has eyes can tell you the first goal shouldn’t have even happened, and yet I’m booked? It’s absolutely crazy. Anyway, I’m heading back to Nottingham in me Escort Cozzie, on me own, Woanie laughed at me Yellow card so he can piss off. #NFFC

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

Just taken MGW for a pre match pep talk, a Canadian themed McDonalds is what he wanted along with 24 chicken nuggets and a selection of Sauces. Big boss Marinakis ordered the entire menu. #NFFC

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

Just pulled up to Bournemouth, unfortunately I let Stoney drive the bus and now the goofball has taken us down a one way street. Thankfully I was following with Woany in me Escort Cozzie, painted in moonlight blue, Marinakis has a curry last night so fook travelling in the bus with him. #NFFC

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

I’ve managed a team against Bournemouth 16 times. I’ve won’t more than I lost with an average of 1.68 points per game. #NFFC #Nottinghamforest

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

After last nights humbling of Portuguese giants, FC Porto. I treated Woany to a mix grill in the Boozer…He’s got an hour to finish it apparently. Stoney decided he wanted to go home and goose his Mrs, top lad. #NFFC #NOTTINGHAMFORESTFC #BASTARDS

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

Last win Europe for Everton: 2017 Last win in Europe for #NFFC : Last bastard night. Put some respect on my name (&woany & Stoney) #NottnghamforestFC #NottsForest

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Fancy a job in our Sports science department? Only kidding, that got binned yesterday.

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

I was asked today what type of jeans I considered to be woke and subsequently banned from being worn by anyone under contract to Notts Forest FC. #NFFC My answer was simple…

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Good afternoon Martin. Anything below lower thigh is a weeks wages. Regards Seany, woanie. Stoney

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

It’s not a spell, it’s a promise.

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

One of us has a masterclass video on Utube, and the other sticks a ‘Y’ on the end of Matt. Utter. Woke. Spelling.

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Thought I escaped those chancers at A View From The Bullens. I don’t like you Benj, Nor that stupid Woolley hat bastard. Also, that’s a pigs dick.

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Early breakfast this morning. Gaffers day begins at 9am. #NFFC

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