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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Bye bye you gang of bastards. Enjoy oblivion, won’t you… #LCFC #Leicester

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

#Spurs #THFC A pre contract conversation has taken place I can exclusively reveal. Woany and Stoney are on Standby.

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Can’t take Woany anywhere the scruffy bastard.

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Igor Tudor & Victor Pereira… Two Fanny’s with zero experience at keeping teams up. Then there’s me, Woany and Stoney. A better trio than the Beatles. That Alan Sugar and Marinakis are a pair of woke clowns.

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

The RADICAL LEFT are causing an uprising in Nottingham against YOUR MANAGER, Sean M Dyche! The Football we play is the best ever seen in the HISTORY OF THE GAME. The DEMONIC Left are a danger to #NFFC security and our DEMOCRACY. Thank you for your attention to this matter. Sean M Dyche

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

Before the FT presser, I want to get this in. You first, you woke gang of thieves.

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

I’m still processing the Villa game, no way we should have lost that. Tactically we were great, the coaching staff and I proved that by making hand gestures. Big JV has the full support of myself and the club as we arrange his deportation back to Brazil via Venezuela, to defend against Trump.

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

From total domination to 0 points is extremely frustrating. I like that O’Brien kid, he was there in my time… must have been in the reserves though, I don’t remember him. If he was available I may still be there… Referee was terrible again, so I’ve posted shit through his letter box

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

Happy Christmas fellow Notts. No festivities for the lads though, big game on Friday to silence those bankrolled Mancunians.

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

I knew I taught Tarky too well.

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Hang it in the bastard Louvre. Because it’s happening. The kings of Europe are back. Non of this Galactico nonsense in Madrid. Bankrolled arseholes. You can take that redshite and stick them in the bin too, the massive bottle job BASTARDS. Dyche ball ? More like Dutch ball. #NFFC

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

There’s only one bald ‘Master Tactician’ in the Premier League, and he didn’t spend £500m on a bunch woke pussies. “Ooooo but the low block!!!!” Man up, musk up, and piss off. #NFFC

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

14 Shots 6 On target 3 Goals 3 Points Masterclass.

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

Before we smash Leeds tomorrow I’ve taken the lads to Bestwood Winding Engine House for the day. Some of the foreign lads are a bit confused but they’ll be shitting smiles when they see the pack lunches we’ve prepared. Bestwood Colliery, no great achievement is made without sacrifice. #NFFC

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

It’s an ok result but we dominated overall. We need to start capitalising on chances, MGE in particular had a golden opportunity. Because he shit it completely he’s got to clean the bog. This was new last week but the Owner has absolutely battered it. #NFFC

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

Tough one to accept today, anyone who has eyes can tell you the first goal shouldn’t have even happened, and yet I’m booked? It’s absolutely crazy. Anyway, I’m heading back to Nottingham in me Escort Cozzie, on me own, Woanie laughed at me Yellow card so he can piss off. #NFFC

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

Just taken MGW for a pre match pep talk, a Canadian themed McDonalds is what he wanted along with 24 chicken nuggets and a selection of Sauces. Big boss Marinakis ordered the entire menu. #NFFC

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

Just pulled up to Bournemouth, unfortunately I let Stoney drive the bus and now the goofball has taken us down a one way street. Thankfully I was following with Woany in me Escort Cozzie, painted in moonlight blue, Marinakis has a curry last night so fook travelling in the bus with him. #NFFC

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

I’ve managed a team against Bournemouth 16 times. I’ve won’t more than I lost with an average of 1.68 points per game. #NFFC #Nottinghamforest

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

After last nights humbling of Portuguese giants, FC Porto. I treated Woany to a mix grill in the Boozer…He’s got an hour to finish it apparently. Stoney decided he wanted to go home and goose his Mrs, top lad. #NFFC #NOTTINGHAMFORESTFC #BASTARDS

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

Last win Europe for Everton: 2017 Last win in Europe for #NFFC : Last bastard night. Put some respect on my name (&woany & Stoney) #NottnghamforestFC #NottsForest

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

I was asked today what type of jeans I considered to be woke and subsequently banned from being worn by anyone under contract to Notts Forest FC. #NFFC My answer was simple…

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

One of us has a masterclass video on Utube, and the other sticks a ‘Y’ on the end of Matt. Utter. Woke. Spelling.

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Early breakfast this morning. Gaffers day begins at 9am. #NFFC

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

Shin pads on. Socks pulled up. Gloves off. Snoods off. Av’it you gang of BASTARDS.

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

I am pleased to confirm my back room staff will be Ian Woany Woan, and Steve Stoney Stone. The magnificent BASTARDS are back

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

Fine margins. That extra bit of quality. working hard to change the story. They're good players, I keep reminding them of that. We know we've got to do better. It's been an issue since before my time. I can assure you. Quite obviously. Hard yards.

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

I am pleased to announce I have formally agreed terms with Evangelos Marinakis to become the new Manager of @news.forest.collabfc.com.ap.brid.gy I look forward to be working with such a talented group of bastards within Notts Forest. Socks up, shin pads in… Bleep test. #NFFC

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

Read my exclusive interview in today’s Sport. I talk about live Music, Burnley and my sudden departure from that gang of shit houses in L4

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

£3m in my pocket and shit load of raves to attend.

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

You sacked me for this? Losers.

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Can’t sack me if you can’t recognise me. This is my team. Not yours. #TFGOUT

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Losses this weekend: Pep & Citeh - 1 Dyche & Everton - 0

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

You don’t get one of these for being shit pal

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

I’ve picked the team that gives us the best chance of winning. Myko keeps his place after some outstanding performances, Beto starts ahead of Dominic because I don’t like him.

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Me and all my mates on here. Notice how I’m in the centre, probably because I’m more important than any of you.

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Sad to see my fellow manager, Steve Cooper lose his job at Leicester. Unfortunately it’s a results business and a club like Leicester given their history, shouldn’t be anywhere near the bottom. Thankfully I’ve got a masterclass on YouTube, so I’m safe as houses.

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Delighted we’ve teamed up with Nemiroff Vodka. Woanie has been buying that Co-Op vodka every year for my Christmas present, hopefully he can sort me one of these.

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

The lads are off on their warm up, an 8 mile sprint. I’m setting the balls and cones out. Back on the grass 👊

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Sean Dyche @seandyche.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Waking up to snow this morning reminded me of the great fall in 1982. I was 11 at the time and I had to walk 4 miles, scale two mountains and fight off a wild boar, all through 12ft snow drifts, just so I could attend class. Here’s a photo of me neighbours car.

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