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Sam Desatoff @sdesatoff.bsky.social · 14h

The Ducks are opening their season against the Vegas and I’m immediately angry. Hockey season is truly back

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Sam Desatoff @sdesatoff.bsky.social · 20h

hey guys just a quick reminder to hold e during your Absorption Phase

screencap from belmont's curse: during the absorption phase, hold down e to absorb the power of the arcana

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Sam Desatoff @sdesatoff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

hooked on civ again thoughts and prayers

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Sam Desatoff @sdesatoff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Resident Evil was super fun, no-frills horror. Really cool RE-ass monster design. I enjoyed it quite a bit.

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Sam Desatoff @sdesatoff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Now that I’m the master’s program I have virtually no time for games anymore so naturally I’m playing Starfox Adventures. This feels like a good use of my time

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Sam Desatoff @sdesatoff.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The StarCraft announcement is about to turn me into a boomer

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Sam Desatoff @sdesatoff.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Finally got around to the Final Fantasy Resonance demo. Overall it’s 100% my jam, even if all the meta reference are cringy as hell. I’ll gladly admit the nostalgia baiting has worked on me

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Sam Desatoff @sdesatoff.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Mostly I’m excited to play a classic-style Zelda again 🤷‍♂️

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Sam Desatoff @sdesatoff.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

When you ponder the Cube of Extreme Sleepiness

Statue of a child, eyes closed, holding a cube

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Sam Desatoff @sdesatoff.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Week two of the master's program feels like a fucking skill check, like Margit the Fell Omen just pounded me on the skull and shouted "you sure about that" in Tim Robinson's voice

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Sam Desatoff @sdesatoff.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I’m afraid that Lanterns is a good television program

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Sam Desatoff @sdesatoff.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Put the laundry in the washer earlier (sowing) and now I have to fold it (reaping). I was a fool

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Sam Desatoff @sdesatoff.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

“You can fit four GTA 5s into GTA 6” sir I have approximately 13 free minutes a day why would you do this

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Sam Desatoff @sdesatoff.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Bouta *clenches teeth* zero this company

Screencap from Star Wars Zero Company. Jae is saying "that's what they put on the news. Whatever happened, Hawks went private, built up their own intelligence outfit: Zero Company."

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Sam Desatoff @sdesatoff.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Got my master’s orientation tonight and I am stressing out way too much over what to wear. Gonna pull up like

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Sam Desatoff @sdesatoff.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

How do we feel about logging books read for school in Goodreads/StoryGraph?

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Sam Desatoff @sdesatoff.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

How do we feel about logging books read for school in Goodreads/StoryGraph?

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Sam Desatoff @sdesatoff.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I don’t get to the movies often these days but I’ll go out of my way for true cinema

Movie theater screen showing the title card for wet hot American summer

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Sam Desatoff @sdesatoff.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Played Ant-Man tonight. He’s super unsuspecting. Managed to get like 45 insect tokens out on one turn. Good stuff.

Astonishing Ant-Man Magic the Gathering card

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Sam Desatoff @sdesatoff.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

The Restart news is absolutely infuriating. I had a working relationship with many of the people there, dating back to the days of Greenlit. Management has always been awful, but the editorial team was one of the best in the business. I only did a bit of work for Restart but I was grateful for it

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JessEviltelli @mamavitelli.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I was laid off from Restart today, alongside my wonderful and talented co-workers. Sucks to write, but here we are. Lots of ways you can help, but I'm currently live with a lay-off subathon where you can come and chat and sub to keep the timer going to give me some cash Twitch.tv/MamaVitelli

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MamaVitelli - Live on Twitch

I was Laid Off So I'm Doing A Subathon! | Subathon | Cool Content | Variety | Streaming just chatting.

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Sam Desatoff @sdesatoff.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

If you haven’t already you oughta see The Odyssey haha we have fun here but yeah I enjoyed the motion picture

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Sam Desatoff @sdesatoff.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

what if we kissed at the haunted shipwreck

A sunken fishing boat in the rocky shallows near a beach

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Sam Desatoff @sdesatoff.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

what if we kissed at the haunted shipwreck

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Sam Desatoff @sdesatoff.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Just started reading Neuromancer yesterday so this is a happy coincidence. Looks great.

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Sam Desatoff @sdesatoff.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Been making great progress in my fitness and running journey. Unfortunately for my body I can still crush one dozen uncrustables without blinking

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Sam Desatoff @sdesatoff.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Just a heads up somebody doxxed you

Carnival game ad labeled “Clown’s Alley”

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Sam Desatoff @sdesatoff.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Unfortunately soccer is lame again

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Sam Desatoff @sdesatoff.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Remember when everyone was playing Elden Ring at the same time and that was all anyone talked about online and we all shared secrets as we discovered them? That was the last time we were truly unified #SGDQ

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Sam Desatoff @sdesatoff.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I want a new Crash Bandicoot so bad. Few things fill me with white hot rage like the current state of video games

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Sam Desatoff @sdesatoff.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Every day I have to wash dishes and eat protein and care for a child and exist as a human and I am sick of it

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Sam Desatoff @sdesatoff.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Been watching speedruns for years and I still don’t know what the fuck “buffer a jump” means

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Sam Desatoff @sdesatoff.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Taught my kid about soccer and now he won’t stop giving me yellow cards??

A selfie of my torso (and beard) covered in sticky notes. One of the notes has a drawing of my kid playing soccer

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Sam Desatoff @sdesatoff.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Big fan of how France has collars on their jerseys. where are you going in your formalwear, gentlemen?

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Sam Desatoff @sdesatoff.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I’m sick of areas I cannot abide a single area I wish there was a way to be rid of areas

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Sam Desatoff @sdesatoff.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

That was one of the best sports matches I’ve ever watched

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Brian Shea @brianpshea.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

My latest op-ed might be the hardest I've ever gone in the paint in my entire career, but this is the feeling that has been building up in me for the last few years. The last few weeks was the tipping point. Writing this gave me no pleasure, but it was certainly therapeutic in a way.

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Sam Desatoff @sdesatoff.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

I guess now’s as good a time as any to get into emulation since the industry has no interest in preservation. Anyone got any tips for a beginner?

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Sam Desatoff @sdesatoff.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Big fan of how the football players walk out to Shakira like a WWE entrance

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Sam Desatoff @sdesatoff.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Sony ending physical game production feels dire as hell. Like I knew the industry was already a hellscape but good lord. Between $1,000 next gen consoles and a lack of physical media what does the future of games even look like? Truly wild shit

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Uppercut @uppercut.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Our first Pride piece is live! Let's talk about Dynasty Warriors being gay AF: uppercutcrit.com/why-wouldnt-...

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Why Wouldn’t Dynasty Warriors Origins be Gay? – Uppercut

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Sam Desatoff @sdesatoff.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Hand full of bird, TV full of football

A hand holding a small parrot with a football game on the tv in the background

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ian @iantothemax.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

this is officially the last thing i'll write about the fgc. very fitting that it's on kotaku. please check it out.

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