scums 👿 🍑 @scums.bsky.social · 05/10/2026me learning about meringue: ur telling me chefs beat it till they form stiff peaks 000
scums 👿 🍑 @scums.bsky.social · 03/10/2026you could not not have designed this graphic to be any more upsetting 011
scums 👿 🍑 @scums.bsky.social · 03/10/2026why are you at a *ucks unlimited event and why did they give you a knife 010
scums 👿 🍑 @scums.bsky.social · 03/10/2026guy who thinks succubus and circuitous are types of clouds 000
scums 👿 🍑 @scums.bsky.social · 03/10/2026when they break up with you, that's quited love when they take you back after breaking up with you, that's requited love when they never date you in the first place that's unrequited love 000
scums 👿 🍑 @scums.bsky.social · 03/10/2026looking into the mirror and realizing i'm the worst type of reddit response guy and imogen heap starts to play 040
scums 👿 🍑 @scums.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i, for one, have accepted that I simultaneously have a need and right for cute animal pictures at the same time as knowing those pictures and the people who use them for social clout symbolize a complicated intermingling of capitalism, exploitation and the pathetic fallacy 020
scums 👿 🍑 @scums.bsky.social · 03/10/2026don't worry honey, nose droop is normal it happens to lots of guys 000
scums 👿 🍑 @scums.bsky.social · 03/10/2026the existence of bestie implies the existence of worstie 100
scums 👿 🍑 @scums.bsky.social · 01/10/2026damn that sounds far too wholesome honk shoo mi mi mi for me to ever achieve 000
scums 👿 🍑 @scums.bsky.social · 30/09/2026do you the minute in minute cryptic is pronounced like minute or minute 210
scums 👿 🍑 @scums.bsky.social · 30/09/2026as a totally real boss, i'm always suspicious of when people say they are out for a doctors visit. stomach bug? facial mole? what are you a spy? 000
scums 👿 🍑 @scums.bsky.social · 30/09/2026anyone else still thinking about right del the funky homosapien was when he said "you don't see with your eyes / you perceive with your mind" or is that just me 000
scums 👿 🍑 @scums.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i think a lot of men want to think they are "one of the good ones", possibly from experience 011
scums 👿 🍑 @scums.bsky.social · 29/09/2026*twirls hair* i find u in tempt of the court *flutters eyelashes* 020
scums 👿 🍑 @scums.bsky.social · 29/09/2026guy who accidentally wishes to be immoral instead of immortal: wait nothing happened 010
scums 👿 🍑 @scums.bsky.social · 29/09/2026real numbers for my fake friends complex numbers for my real friends 000
scums 👿 🍑 @scums.bsky.social · 28/09/2026pope leo xiv accidentally caused a culture war by eating a deep dish pizza in the holy see, news at 11 000
scums 👿 🍑 @scums.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i regret to inform you they are now selling pre-paint splattered flannel www.target.com/p/women-39-s... 020
scums 👿 🍑 @scums.bsky.social · 26/09/2026cyclops named monophemus who has bad eye sight and has to wear a monocle. all the other cyclops mock him and call him two-eyes :( 000
scums 👿 🍑 @scums.bsky.social · 26/09/2026furries are so important in aeronautics user was added to the faa no flight list for this post 030
scums 👿 🍑 @scums.bsky.social · 26/09/2026starting an agricultural supply company that sells seeds, fuels, and livestock. call that grasses, gasses, and asses 000
scums 👿 🍑 @scums.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I must not fortnite. Fortnite is the mind-killer. Fortnite is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face fornite. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. 110
scums 👿 🍑 @scums.bsky.social · 25/09/2026how often do you think the tour bus driver for U2 makes the "one step closer to the Edge, and I'mma boutta brake" joke 000
scums 👿 🍑 @scums.bsky.social · 25/09/2026look into these eyes see the size of these eyes (o bother wherefore art thou romeo) 000
scums 👿 🍑 @scums.bsky.social · 25/09/2026when your upset about something so u adopt a cat: fur get about it 000
scums 👿 🍑 @scums.bsky.social · 25/09/2026teaching english in prison be like: there's some prose there's some cons 000
scums 👿 🍑 @scums.bsky.social · 23/09/2026are you overcoming adversity or coming over your adversary 030
scums 👿 🍑 @scums.bsky.social · 22/09/2026why do they call it a winning formula and not a formula won 010
scums 👿 🍑 @scums.bsky.social · 20/09/2026when ur making eggs in a cooking contest and they are out of herbs, you can call a thyme out 001
scums 👿 🍑 @scums.bsky.social · 20/09/2026why do they call it fisting and not spiking the punch bowel 010
