iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

you could not not have designed this graphic to be any more upsetting

011

they made fetch not happen :(

000

guy who thinks succubus and circuitous are types of clouds

000

imogen heap - hide and skeet

000

when they break up with you, that's quited love when they take you back after breaking up with you, that's requited love when they never date you in the first place that's unrequited love

000

i, for one, have accepted that I simultaneously have a need and right for cute animal pictures at the same time as knowing those pictures and the people who use them for social clout symbolize a complicated intermingling of capitalism, exploitation and the pathetic fallacy

don't worry honey, nose droop is normal it happens to lots of guys

By Steve Fitzgerald - http://www.airliners.net/photo/British-Aircraft-Corporation/Aerospatiale-BAC-Concorde/1804269/L/, GFDL 1.2, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=16537090

000

the existence of bestie implies the existence of worstie

100

why do they call 'em boxers and not man hole covers

scums 👿 🍑 @scums.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

why do they call them roadies and not band-aids

scums 👿 🍑 @scums.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

idk why i made this but here you go

scums 👿 🍑 @scums.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

new hgtv comedy show: I Think You Should List

000

scums 👿 🍑 @scums.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

do you the minute in minute cryptic is pronounced like minute or minute

210

scums 👿 🍑 @scums.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

as a totally real boss, i'm always suspicious of when people say they are out for a doctors visit. stomach bug? facial mole? what are you a spy?

000

scums 👿 🍑 @scums.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

anyone else still thinking about right del the funky homosapien was when he said "you don't see with your eyes / you perceive with your mind" or is that just me

000

*twirls hair* i find u in tempt of the court *flutters eyelashes*

my mom says you're only awe-some and i'm awe-full 😊

000

guy who accidentally wishes to be immoral instead of immortal: wait nothing happened

scums 👿 🍑 @scums.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

real numbers for my fake friends complex numbers for my real friends

000

pope leo xiv accidentally caused a culture war by eating a deep dish pizza in the holy see, news at 11

000

scums 👿 🍑 @scums.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

i regret to inform you they are now selling pre-paint splattered flannel www.target.com/p/women-39-s...

cyclops named monophemus who has bad eye sight and has to wear a monocle. all the other cyclops mock him and call him two-eyes :(

000

furries are so important in aeronautics user was added to the faa no flight list for this post

030

pen gillette? no, pen bic. razor gillette.

000

starting an agricultural supply company that sells seeds, fuels, and livestock. call that grasses, gasses, and asses

000

are u jumping through hoops or humping through loops

000

how often do you think the tour bus driver for U2 makes the "one step closer to the Edge, and I'mma boutta brake" joke

000

look into these eyes see the size of these eyes (o bother wherefore art thou romeo)

000

when your upset about something so u adopt a cat: fur get about it

000

scums 👿 🍑 @scums.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

teaching english in prison be like: there's some prose there's some cons

000

are you overcoming adversity or coming over your adversary

030

scums 👿 🍑 @scums.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

why do they call it a winning formula and not a formula won

scums 👿 🍑 @scums.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

modest mouse when immodest mouse walks in

000

scums 👿 🍑 @scums.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

when ur making eggs in a cooking contest and they are out of herbs, you can call a thyme out

001

scums 👿 🍑 @scums.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

why do they call it fisting and not spiking the punch bowel

out of context messages you do not want to see from your father

110

i heard they'd thrown the constitution out of the window but i didn't think it was this literal

a pirates dog be like: spot marks the x

000

ur telling me his name is tony shall lube?

000

is lichess not a femme lich

000

live long enough as the guitar hero you become the guitar villain

000

if i didn't lie awake nights thinking about mistakes i made 30 years ago it'd be so over for all u fuckers

"not to burst your bubble" no please god burst the thing already

"mom can we get a beatle" "no we have beatle at home" the beatle at home: wings

scums 👿 🍑 @scums.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

cook at a monastery be like: outta the frying pan, into the friar

scums 👿 🍑 @scums.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

putting the rump in scrumptious