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ScudB8

@scudb8.bsky.social
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Obsolete Army nurse, collector of strays (all species), tchotchkes, and pseudoliths, capable of going from Sweet Granny to Shrieking Banshee in nothin' flat. Does various fiber arts in lulls between the storms. Chucks & Pearls forever.

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Modeka @modeka.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Hey @schumer.senate.gov , here is the pedophile openly admitting to being a criminal. What are you doing ?
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ScudB8 @scudb8.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
You just demolished all my plans for domestic productivity today. Thank you!
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ScudB8 @scudb8.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
If he's worried about security, he needs to quit jaunting off th Maralago every weekend.
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ScudB8 @scudb8.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Has anybody checked the Social Security Death Index?
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ScudB8 @scudb8.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I would have wanted to keep that bunch of creeps where I could see their hands at all times, too.
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ScudB8 @scudb8.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Call it by its right name, it's a baracoon. The next phase is when they start selling off "contract workers," i.e., slaves.
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ScudB8 @scudb8.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
If I'm walking around in the vicinity of an uncaged, unleashed, untamed lion, you can bet I want to know about it.
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ScudB8 @scudb8.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
It worked so well with the DoD senior leadership they thought they'd try it again, and they got nothing else in their trick bag.
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ScudB8 @scudb8.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Why am I assuming that his parents filled out his job application for him?
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ScudB8 @scudb8.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I suspect Epstein found her first and passed her on.
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ScudB8 @scudb8.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Only two? Keep looking!
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ScudB8 @scudb8.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Edit: should be "functionED" because he has snuffed any greatness there was.
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ScudB8 @scudb8.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
The day is still young, too.
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ScudB8 @scudb8.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
"Framework" = TACO plate. Will it deter them from calling in US debt? Doubtful.
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ScudB8 @scudb8.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I bet he looks really cute in his ICE costume, too. 🤢
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ScudB8 @scudb8.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Come on in, I'll put the coffee on!
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ScudB8 @scudb8.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
What a horrible, hateful, little creature he must be.
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ScudB8 @scudb8.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
One stretched-out set of Spanx. Yup, that would make everybody feel secure alrighty.
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Miko.The.Cat @mikothecat2025.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
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ScudB8 @scudb8.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
He's turning Grok into the personality he wishes he had, complete with simulated empathy and a prosthetic sense of humor. It would be sad if it weren't so creepy.
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ScudB8 @scudb8.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
More likely, the Cheney family have told him not to dare to show his face.
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ScudB8 @scudb8.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
His whole gang is probably panicking. I hope so!
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ScudB8 @scudb8.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Well, so much for that option.
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ScudB8 @scudb8.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
She's trying to out-Loomer Loony Laura.
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ScudB8 @scudb8.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Give it another 20 years. They need to mature / ossify / deteriorate a bit more. <end sarcasm font> I have sworn a blood oath, never again will I vote for anybody older than I am!
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ScudB8 @scudb8.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Probably the only person who was willing to fellate Hegseth for the attention.
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ScudB8 @scudb8.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
At this point, he's so fragile he'll melt down if the French fries in his Happy Meal are pointed in the wrong direction.
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ScudB8 @scudb8.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Stevie, sweetie, you really need to start taking those pills every day. We can tell when you forget them.
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ScudB8 @scudb8.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
"... but, but... look, I brought marshmallows this time!"
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ScudB8 @scudb8.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
It gets all pouty when I inform it, "I do not converse with Skynet wannabes."
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ScudB8 @scudb8.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
If RFK-Jr's anecdote is true, it would explain some things about both of them. Pass the brain bleach, please.
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ScudB8 @scudb8.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
No, Bill, he does not deserve praise. He's shown himself to be a heartless bigot. He deserves to spend a few weeks sleeping under a bridge and dining from dumpsters.
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ScudB8 @scudb8.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
She deserves notoriety and public shaming.
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ScudB8 @scudb8.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
That's the new "PJIT" campaign medal, for "Pardoned January 6 Insurrectionist Thug." Expect to see a lot of them.
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 20/08/2025
Presidents are supposed to be like your underwear. If you’re thinking about them at all over the course of a normal day, they’re either fabulous or something has gone terribly wrong.
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ScudB8 @scudb8.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
My freezer is full. I want some practice on inedible targets.
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ScudB8 @scudb8.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Oh, goody! Free-range skeet!
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ScudB8 @scudb8.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
At least daily. Putin usually lets it go to voice mail and laughs at it later.
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Steve @tnsteve.com · 19/08/2025
👇👍
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Let the Right One Ian @ianfortey.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
A woman's vagina may go feral and, should that happen, a posse of skilled and brave men must set forth to hunt the beast lest it molt on the next full moon. A feral vagina that has molted can pick locks, drive cars (automatic, not standard), start fires and strangle a man in his sleep! Beware!
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ScudB8 @scudb8.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
I used to be able to pick up a dime with mine, and tell you heads or tails. Aah, it was nice to be young!
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ScudB8 @scudb8.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Her hoo-hah is inexplicably dry as she goes groping to find that pencil.
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ScudB8 @scudb8.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
He's punishing Grovellin' Greg Abbott for failing to deliver those 5 Congressional seats in a timely fashion.
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ScudB8 @scudb8.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Kristi apparently has acquired her master's taste for younger play toys.
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ScudB8 @scudb8.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
They're trying, dear. Problem is, those muttonheads can't do anything right. We survive just to spite them!
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ScudB8 @scudb8.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
If there's going to be free range skeet, I will happily go shopping for a shotgun!
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ScudB8 @scudb8.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Anybody who believes that we peasants will ever see a dime of his ill-gotten gains, needs to go home and ask their mama to finish raising them.
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ScudB8 @scudb8.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Here, take my money! I'll gladly wait in line, slurping from a gallon jug of water!
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ScudB8 @scudb8.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Maybe JD is finally stepping up to defend Usha. Maybe the leak is coming from inside #1 Observatory Circle?
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ScudB8 @scudb8.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
I think that was one of her stunt doubles.
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