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I'm too broke of a bitch to go to bfc 😭

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I went with pickling. We're pickling today.

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It's actually all the varieties of peppers I've grown purple ufo, peppapeach, coyote teeth, Carolina reaper, and habanadas. Fermented with onions, garlic, and diakon radish.

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If you want I can dehydrate a bunch and send ya some

Gunna make my house smell WILD

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I wonder if I can mail peppers :p

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I tried making a sauce but the texture is more like a relish. I'm not sure how to get it smooth like an actual sauce. I have a big gallon jar of fermented pepper relish haha.

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Another bountiful harvest of peppers. My garden went off this year. The only thing.... I have no idea what to do with all these Carolina Reaper peppers.

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Wait you own one of these tables 😭 ive always wanted to play it

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn't a selfie

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That playdoe joke is amazing

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Me when I'm coming in for a kiss

I thought the same thing but he wasn't wearing the Meta Ray-Bans.

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Also I'm the only person who works the mens department at my store. There's no way he could have mistaken me for anyone else.

I'm 10000% this guy was on cocaine.

I say "well maybe mark shouldn't have been pecker checking, huh?" He says "so... You still pecker checking dudes?" I'm like "I don't think I ever have" And he's like "well I gotta go, call Mark and check on him I'm sure he'd love to hear from you" and leaves..... Like.... Who was this man?

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Scrumpet @scrumpet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Just had the most bizarre interaction at work A man walked up to me and said "long time no see" I get that a lot working retail. Says "remember mark?" I say... Mark who? He says "yeah marks in the hospital for pecker checking dudes in the dressing room, got his head bashed in with a coathanger"

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"resembles x" is such a dangerous way of thinking.

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I made an AD account to talk about 18+ topics. I won't be posting nudes or anything. Just a place to vent about my gender dysmorphia, horny thoughts, kink topics, repost images that dilate my holes. I'm trying to be more freaky in these trying times. @umamiudder.bsky.social

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Squirt just sounds so cute. Need to call it something more robust like SPRAYING or VAGACULATING

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Invest in puppy pads. 👍

What breed of peppers are these :0 looking spicy

🎃👻Hayze👻🎃 @emomerle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

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Also finally got my OTGW vinyl!

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Scrumpet @scrumpet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I figured out I was gender nonconforming at the age of 8 after shopping at a GAP and thinking "why can't I shop in the girls section" and my mom let me.

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Scrumpet @scrumpet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Bro their name is "feral". Using their own definitions they are automatically a zoo.

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She has her own ai called Mogen that she's been cooking. It's all based on her music and creations, it's not like a normal LLM but its still REALLY disappointing. Shes using it as a collaborator, she uses it like a diary, she is the poster child of anthropomorphizing the computer

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I'm such a big Imogen heap fans and I'm devastated she's an ai shill 😭

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I've been chasing the high that was the first couple seasons of overwatch. No game has been as fun for me. They need to make an overwatch classic.

*Yoahimitzu's low hanging nuts pan into view*

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I love that show hahaha and yes I agree. But in the case of this show the bellys are egregious (just the way I like them)

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When they make the hyenas fat... They knew what they were doing

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Wonder if you can figure out what Starbucks they work at and report they are making videos on the job.

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Pete and pete is twin peaks for kids.

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Do you have a _____ credit card?

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Me looking at my schedule and seeing when I get off work on the weekend

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The actual performance has been replaced with performative actions. There is no artistry. There is no character or drive to create community. These people are slaves to the algorithm.

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I think that unfortunately started when telephone became like an icon of furry social media. People are constantly trying to get a piece of that pie and not understanding why telephone is an icon. They are chasing a dragon.

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It's deep, it's well written. It's like a Chaosium Call of Cthulhu campaign. Without the work.