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Scrumpet

@scrumpet.bsky.social
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Hi I'm Scrumpet! I'm a sheep 🐑 I love analog media 📼 I stream on twitch twitch.tv/scrumpetsheep they/them/she/her 18+ only 💕 @emomerle.bsky.social 💕

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Scrumpet @scrumpet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me looking at my schedule and seeing when I get off work on the weekend
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Scrumpet @scrumpet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Been listening to a Radio Drama podcast called "Malevolant" A Lovecraftian mystery that kinda plays out like a tabletop game. A Private investigator wakes up with no memory and a disembodied entity living in his brain. The entity is also unable to remember it's origins. Its mm
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Scrumpet @scrumpet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Another day of watching people with jobs who allow them time off, pay them a living wage, and allow them to live a life without burnout. I'm literally working every day and on my days off I'm doing damage control. I can't even like hop on discord and play games with people. Capitalism is great.
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Scrumpet @scrumpet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's haunted house season! Going to Carrowinds with @emomerle.bsky.social starting off our Halloween right.
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Scrumpet @scrumpet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Some promo shots I did for ODU! I'm very happy with how these came out and would love to branch out more into portraits and editorial shots like this! I really appreciate the opportunity they give me to shoot these because I love their product and the way they bring this fandom up!
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Scrumpet @scrumpet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I checked a guy out at work wearing this outfit. A Louis Vuitton 10k ensemble. I complimented the pants (because they are rad) and he said "yeah, I work in fashion" me: "so you're a designer?" Him "I'm that guy" Turns out he's just a nepo baby art dealer. (He made me follow his Instagram)
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Scrumpet @scrumpet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What @emomerle.bsky.social thinks I do when I cook.
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Scrumpet @scrumpet.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
How would you describe your social media reach?
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Peace Out Gesture
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Hayze🔜CFF @emomerle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Surprise!!! Me and @scrumpet.bsky.social adopted two kittens! The black one is Creature and the chocolate point is Crowley :3 They are bonded brothers and they are already bringing us so much joy (and chaos) 😻
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Scrumpet @scrumpet.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Are You Afraid Of the Dark intro be like:
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Are You Afraid of the Dark? Title Card
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Scrumpet @scrumpet.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I've been listening to a lot of Thomas Ligotti's short stories while at work. Which is a very poignant setting for listening to an author whose stories revolve around the futility of man and puppet-like role we play in society. Comic horror... But from the mind of a true nihilist.
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Scrumpet @scrumpet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you've seen it?" I literally deleted this episode from my Futurama folder because I can't fucking take it.
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I'Ll Wait For You: Futurama's Seymour
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Scrumpet @scrumpet.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Harvesting peppers from my garden and this isn't even half of them 😭 My cornucopia is too full.
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Scrumpet @scrumpet.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"This edible ain't shit"
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Shadowpelt @shadowpelt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hey! My sister's partner was in a mild car accident recently. They're visiting them across the US while they recover. So would mean a lot to me if you considered commissioning her.
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Scrumpet @scrumpet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Saw a friend this morning and had to use my new lens to take some snapshots of this pretty little lady #fujixm5 #xm5
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Scrumpet @scrumpet.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Mommy got her first big girl camera lens. Really excited to take this out at cons and drag events.
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Scrumpet @scrumpet.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Working 40 hours a week for 16 dollars is great. I recommend it to anyone who wants to feel like an emotionless husk in survival mode 24/7. My boots should be strapping at any moment and I'll be making billions.
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Puppy moment
drawing of a tired puppy with the caption; "Puppy want a treat? Puppy want a break from it all"
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Scrumpet @scrumpet.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
When you show up to work on labor day and see this shit instead of Halloween decorations. Capitalism needs to be stopped.
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Scrumpet @scrumpet.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Me while I decide which ai generated stock image is the background of my cars entertainment center. Baby needs screen time.
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POV Song Comes On: Car Drives Off Cliff
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Scrumpet @scrumpet.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Post a 90s photo of yourself. Me in 1993. A gremlin. A monster. A goblin. I was 1000% putting that pretzel in my nose.
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Scrumpet @scrumpet.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 acts you've seen live Backstreet boys N*sync Hanson Skirllex Saint Pepsi My Chemical Romance Imogen Heap Purity Ring Weird Al Coheed And Cambria
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Scrumpet @scrumpet.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The hobbies/ activities that bring me joy in life seem unsustainable. Everything I love doing is prohibitively expensive. I feel no drive to create art because I spend all my energy at a job that only pays enough to scrape by. I feel alienated from friends and family because my life is just work
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Scrumpet @scrumpet.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Selling suits to an older gentleman and Talking about going to swingers clubs. Sometimes this job is fun.
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Scrumpet @scrumpet.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Disassociating on the drive home after a 9 hour shift of being a wage slave at the fuck my life factory.
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Scrumpet @scrumpet.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
They shortened my shift by 15 minutes so I don't get a full 1 hour break. I love being a wage slave retail worker (Also the air conditioner is still broken)
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Scrumpet @scrumpet.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I grew up during this time but I lived on an island and never got to experience it 😭
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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Oh.
A woman tells a sheep, "bro ur going sheep mode". The sheep replies, "yeah I'm a sheep".
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💥DEBBIE DINGER🏳️‍⚧️PLZJUST CHECKMYPAGE @danyeell-cumphound.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
i lost the wet t shirt contest but I won the dry underwear war
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Scrumpet @scrumpet.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It's that time of year again. That special time of year young furries sell out our fandom for cheaply constructed masks. They are even using them as a mascot. We are a commodity for Spencer's gifts to sell.
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Scrumpet @scrumpet.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Blended my fermented peppers into a Louisiana style hot sauce. While I'm an amazing gardener and I know my way around fermenting I am no chef. It just tastes exactly the way it looks. Liquid pain. Going to have to experiment with my later batches and add some fruit and sweetness.
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Scrumpet @scrumpet.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Got my @4kcarpet.bsky.social vinyl! Put it right on the deck and it sounds amazing! SUPPORT FURRY ARTISTS!
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Dr. Frank Sloth @nihilistneopets.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
Blue Shoyru Neopet poorly edited into the maternity section of a Target with a text bubble that reads, “I’m Dissociating…”
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Scrumpet @scrumpet.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Being in a city and having ibs is actually a nightmare. Like where do they want me to make hot coco? The ground? My pants?
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Scrumpet @scrumpet.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Just received my "Backrooms" by Unjust Jewelry. It is most definitely not what I was expecting. When first sprayed it smells like walking by Abercrombie and Fitch. Not really reading as "liminal" more... Shopping mall. But after the dry down it is very ozonic and woody. A slight musty quality.
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Zero Jackal @zerojackal.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I was watching RedLetterMedia's latest video on the awfulness that is modern Star Trek, and saw that @scrumpet.bsky.social totally got credited for a video they ripped off old VHS. Pretty awesome!
A screenshot from the RLM video about Star Trek, showing "Scrumpetsheep" in the corner
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Scrumpet @scrumpet.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I've been quiet for the past few weeks because this is what I've been doing with all my free time 😭 owning a house is so much work but it's so cool having our own space with no rules on how to decorate and paint
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Scrumpet @scrumpet.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Fermenting my dangerously hot peppers. I scratched my face after handling the jars and now I understand what it feels like to be pepper sprayed.
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Scrumpet @scrumpet.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Repaired my CRT/vcr combo. Terrified of the bundle of CRT components that can fucking kill me. Turns out i just needed to replace a belt. It felt like when you tell a Sim to do a repair and the house catches or fucking fire.
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Cobalt! 🌟 BFC Photography! @cobaltfoxie.art · 06/08/2026
My pronouns are they/them* *I will never correct my mother
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Scrumpet @scrumpet.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
A couple film shots from @gojiimusic.bsky.social 's set at Anthrocon. Such an amazing performance I'm still amazed my camera nailed the exposure 📸: cannon AE-1 program 🎞️: portra 800
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Scrumpet @scrumpet.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Finally got my anthrocon film back from the lab. (Took them long enough) I'm still editing a few but here's a really fun picture of THE WIGGLER @hearthfox.bsky.social 📸: cannon ae1 program 🎞️: portra 800
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Scrumpet @scrumpet.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Having my first eczema flare up in over a decade and I can't afford to go to the doctor. My fellow sufferers. What do you use to soothe your painful flesh prison? What are affordable home remedies to extinguish my suffering?
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𝔭𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯𝔭𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔠𝔢𝔰𝔰 @4kcarpet.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
PASSENGERPRINCESS PUPPY-PURPLE VINYLS ARE YOURS IN A VERY LIMITED STOCK OF 50 !!! thank youuu puppilies!!!!
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Scrumpet @scrumpet.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Hired movers for our new house and he keeps talking about how cool kid rock is. :I
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Scrumpet @scrumpet.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Another little pepper harvest. Some Purple Ufo peppers. Another very hot breed (not as hot as my reapers) as well as a couple Coyote Teeth (the white ones in the right corner)
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Scrumpet @scrumpet.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Who's ready to get their holes burned? My first harvest of Carolina Reaper peppers that I plan on lacto fermenting and making into a sauce.
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the ethical porn addict @katrina.yuri.cool · 24/07/2026
they made him his own jav
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Tinder update: Why is everyone so outdoorsy? All these profiles are about traveling/hiking. I want a fuckin slug woman.
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