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@scruffyunicorn.bsky.social
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My bones never hardened, but my spirit did

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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s pie in the face…Thursday? Also, apparently it’s sit on a pie Thursday as well :-p #gaywam #pieintheface #thesenewosirissneakersneversawitcoming
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Who let it get cold outside? If I could show shrinkage right now I’d be very small #gaychastity #teamlocked #locktoberisstillathing
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me too! :-p
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thanks! Been awhile, so figured I was due :-p
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Feeling very black and white…and under caffeinated today Bluesky #gaybdl #thiscoffeeneedstobringthreefriendswithhim #stilllikemysparklyvansthough
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Haha thanks, me too! :-p
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Another day, another lost game pie in the face for UMD :-p #gaywam #pieintheface #thereslotsmorewherethatcamefrom
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This pup is feeling extra pretty today thanks to these sparkly knu skools…plus, you know that other thing ;-p #gaypup #gaypanties #gaysneakers
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Had to pie myself twice for UMD…so I did ;-p #gaywam #pieintheface
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Just another morning having coffee #gaychastity #teamlocked #prettysurecoffeeismyspiritanimal
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This coffee better work #gaybdl #iamnotawakeenoughforthis #newsneakersarehelpingthough
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
That didn’t take long :-p
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It was pretty good, not gonna lie ;-p
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Also it’s Tuesday, which used to mean I was due for a pie in the face. If you want to help, just head over to telegram and tell scruffyunicorn ;-p #gaywam #pieintheface
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Just another day locked up for me #gaychastity #teamlocked #definitelystrainingtoday
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Still losing games on UMD too, in case anyone wondered :-p #gaywam #pieintheface #morelikepiesamdwichinthehead
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Just having coffee, nothing to see here… #gaychastity #teamlocked #literallytheresnothingtoseehere
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Worried I forgot something for the gym. Ah well probably not that important #gaybdl #ididnotforgetcoffee #itsawfullydraftyinhere
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I mean…hopefully both?
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hey I’m never one to waste an opportunity ;-p
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Playing games on UMD only ever ends up one way ;-p #gaywam #pieintheface #gaysinskirts
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Feeling pretty and protected this morning Bluesky ;-p #gaybdl #gaysinskirts #coffeeiscoffeeingthismorning
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
You’re not wrong
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I woke up like this #gaychastity #teamlocked #noreallyijustwokeup
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Do you mean like this? :-p
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
You know what, I’ll take a pie in the face for you. Just head over to telegram and tell scruffyunicorn :-p #gaywam #pieintheface
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
No fat cock Friday here today…or ever :-p #gaychastity #teamlocked #iguessatleastthesunisout
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Coffee in a mug: a pup’s greatest enemy #gaypup #coffeewillmakeithomeonewayoranother #nowwheresmycoffeestraw
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Well, might as well use up what’s left at the end of the day #gaywam #pieintheface #thosesneakershaditcominganyway
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I have definitely been horny posting all day today…gotta get that on lockdown ;-) #gaychastity #teamlocked #gaytailplug #heyatleastmycageandtailmatch
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Final update on this little guy: he got so full he started leaking, and when he stood up his tape popped off
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Hey I can only be so professional :-p
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
It’s getting a little heavy, I won’t lie :-p
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
It is just…way too hot for clothes #gaybdl #julyisjulyinghard #ishouldprobablyclosethewindows
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Had to take a meeting, so switched to business up top :-p #gaybdl #gaysinskirts #businessuptoppartyonthebottom
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Being a clown is all fun and games…until you have to clean up #pieintheface #gaywam #gayclown #hyuckhyuckhyuck
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
What’s a diaper clown to do with these pies? Why not head over to telegram and tell scruffyunicorn to take one right in the face :-p #gaysinskirts #pieintheface #gaywam
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Things are finally starting to calm down…which means it’s time to pad up ;-p #gaybdl #gaysinskirts #itsbeenwaywaytoolongatthispoint
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
You definitely need to make up for June…like now ;-p
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Missed the first request due to a meeting, but hopefully this makes up for it #gaywam #pieintheface #gladtobeback
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I don’t know the last time I got pied, so hey why not now? Just head over to telegram and tell scruffyunicorn to get pied for your pleasure ;-p #gaywam #pieintheface #yesiknowitsmonday
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Dear the world, Thank you for giving us a shot. I hope all the videos I’m seeing online are real, and that you’ve had a good time. If not, let me know, dinners at 6. Yours forever, This guy
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Also to clarify a couple things: yes, I am growing my beard back, and yes, I do not have an undershirt on #thenipplesshouldtellyouhowcoldiam
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Cold one out there this morning Bluesky, trying to stay warm the only way I know how #gaybdl #paddingkeepsitwarmerlonger #wishicouldsaytheseformycoffee
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Is no pants Monday a thing? Because…it’s no pants Monday #gaybdl #yesiamastiredasilook #pantsareforawakepeople
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I can’t believe I missed pi day! Hopefully this helps make up for it :-p #gaywam #pieintheface #itsbeenwaytoolongsinceiwaspied
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Look what I found…before coffee was gone #gaybdl #coffeeisgoodatleast #imbackandaspaddedasever
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Maybe I am ok
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
I’ll take one
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
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