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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social

@scruffyunicorn.bsky.social

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My bones never hardened, but my spirit did

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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

It’s pie in the face…Thursday? Also, apparently it’s sit on a pie Thursday as well :-p #gaywam #pieintheface #thesenewosirissneakersneversawitcoming

scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Who let it get cold outside? If I could show shrinkage right now I’d be very small #gaychastity #teamlocked #locktoberisstillathing

scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Feeling very black and white…and under caffeinated today Bluesky #gaybdl #thiscoffeeneedstobringthreefriendswithhim #stilllikemysparklyvansthough

scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Another day, another lost game pie in the face for UMD :-p #gaywam #pieintheface #thereslotsmorewherethatcamefrom

scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

This pup is feeling extra pretty today thanks to these sparkly knu skools…plus, you know that other thing ;-p #gaypup #gaypanties #gaysneakers

scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Had to pie myself twice for UMD…so I did ;-p #gaywam #pieintheface

scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Just another morning having coffee #gaychastity #teamlocked #prettysurecoffeeismyspiritanimal

scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

This coffee better work #gaybdl #iamnotawakeenoughforthis #newsneakersarehelpingthough

scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Also it’s Tuesday, which used to mean I was due for a pie in the face. If you want to help, just head over to telegram and tell scruffyunicorn ;-p #gaywam #pieintheface

scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Just another day locked up for me #gaychastity #teamlocked #definitelystrainingtoday

scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Still losing games on UMD too, in case anyone wondered :-p #gaywam #pieintheface #morelikepiesamdwichinthehead

scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Just having coffee, nothing to see here… #gaychastity #teamlocked #literallytheresnothingtoseehere

scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Worried I forgot something for the gym. Ah well probably not that important #gaybdl #ididnotforgetcoffee #itsawfullydraftyinhere

scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Playing games on UMD only ever ends up one way ;-p #gaywam #pieintheface #gaysinskirts

scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Feeling pretty and protected this morning Bluesky ;-p #gaybdl #gaysinskirts #coffeeiscoffeeingthismorning

scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I woke up like this #gaychastity #teamlocked #noreallyijustwokeup

scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

You know what, I’ll take a pie in the face for you. Just head over to telegram and tell scruffyunicorn :-p #gaywam #pieintheface

scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

No fat cock Friday here today…or ever :-p #gaychastity #teamlocked #iguessatleastthesunisout

scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Coffee in a mug: a pup’s greatest enemy #gaypup #coffeewillmakeithomeonewayoranother #nowwheresmycoffeestraw

scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Well, might as well use up what’s left at the end of the day #gaywam #pieintheface #thosesneakershaditcominganyway

scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I have definitely been horny posting all day today…gotta get that on lockdown ;-) #gaychastity #teamlocked #gaytailplug #heyatleastmycageandtailmatch

scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

It is just…way too hot for clothes #gaybdl #julyisjulyinghard #ishouldprobablyclosethewindows

scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Had to take a meeting, so switched to business up top :-p #gaybdl #gaysinskirts #businessuptoppartyonthebottom

scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Being a clown is all fun and games…until you have to clean up #pieintheface #gaywam #gayclown #hyuckhyuckhyuck

scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

What’s a diaper clown to do with these pies? Why not head over to telegram and tell scruffyunicorn to take one right in the face :-p #gaysinskirts #pieintheface #gaywam

scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Things are finally starting to calm down…which means it’s time to pad up ;-p #gaybdl #gaysinskirts #itsbeenwaywaytoolongatthispoint

scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Missed the first request due to a meeting, but hopefully this makes up for it #gaywam #pieintheface #gladtobeback

scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

I don’t know the last time I got pied, so hey why not now? Just head over to telegram and tell scruffyunicorn to get pied for your pleasure ;-p #gaywam #pieintheface #yesiknowitsmonday

scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Dear the world, Thank you for giving us a shot. I hope all the videos I’m seeing online are real, and that you’ve had a good time. If not, let me know, dinners at 6. Yours forever, This guy

scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Cold one out there this morning Bluesky, trying to stay warm the only way I know how #gaybdl #paddingkeepsitwarmerlonger #wishicouldsaytheseformycoffee

scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Is no pants Monday a thing? Because…it’s no pants Monday #gaybdl #yesiamastiredasilook #pantsareforawakepeople

scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

I can’t believe I missed pi day! Hopefully this helps make up for it :-p #gaywam #pieintheface #itsbeenwaytoolongsinceiwaspied

scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Look what I found…before coffee was gone #gaybdl #coffeeisgoodatleast #imbackandaspaddedasever

scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Maybe I am ok

scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

It’s getting Christmasy…wait what?!? #gaybdl #tistheseasontobepadded

scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

Three! #gaywam #pieintheface

scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

Also I haven’t been padded in forever, so I did the only logical thing and doubled up ;-p #gaybdl #dontworryimstilllockedup #imiasedthisfeelingsomuch

scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

Sometimes I also get pied in clothes :-p #gaywam #pieintheface

scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

Well we’re off to a start ;-p #gaywam #pieintheface

scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

It’s spooky season, grey sweatpants season, and locktober, all rolled into one! #gaychastity #teamlocked #formeitsalwayscoffeeseason

scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

Nothing like your husband getting take out after you fall asleep, and then then next day tasting a sauce and not knowing if it’s really good marinara, or really bad salsa #justohiotakeoutproblems

scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

Pie in the face Tuesday got spicy #gaywam #pieintheface #itgetssomuchbetterdontworry

scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

I am not awake yet…and obviously neither is my cock #gaychastity #teamlocked #iswearillwakeupatsomepoint

scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

Another locked coffee morning #gaychastity #teamlocked #coffeeiscoffeeingthismorning

scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

Time for two truths and a lie: -it is Tuesday -I am awake -this is my b hole I know it’s hard, take your time :-p #ahintisthatmycoffeesnotgone #anotherhintisthesecondpic #athirdhintisthecalendar

scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

Does coffee taste better when you’re caged? I don’t know… ;-p #gaychastity #teamlocked #rightnowanycoffeeisgoodcoffee

scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

Well, you either die a Pichu, or live long enough to see yourself become the Pikachu #theresnotenoughcoffeefortoday #gaybdl #pikapikabitches

scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

This is what losing a game on UMD looks like #gaywam #pieintheface #theresmoretoitthanthisipromise

scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

Caffeine is my reckoning…getting hard is not :-p #gaychastity #gaysinskirts #teamlocked

scruffyunicorn.bsky.social @scruffyunicorn.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

Already 1 in the books ;-p #gaywam #pieintheface