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Scruffy Pigeon

@scruffypigeon.bsky.social
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Art (GONE SEXUAL?? (18+!? (Queer!?!?)))), my birds, motorbikes, and general shitposting. Bi, He/Him/They/(call me whatever)

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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
(In short, to explain: you don’t have to worry about people reconstructing your product if you never give it to them)
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This de/recompiling-of-software-by-LLMs thing is just going to result in more things being SaaS and cloud based and more “you will own nothing and you will like it”, btw
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Moo
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
😭😭😭😭 I love them so much
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If it is conscious then they are developing a slave. If it isn’t conscious then this is stupid.
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He’s such a good boy
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Normally we’d have to (gently) hold our birds to give them medicine but moomin is such a good boy he just perches on my finger and take little sips of the meds ;wwwwww; HE IS MY PRECIOUS BLESSED BABY CHILD
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I personally don’t have one but I do think they’re quite fun. My main concern would be it slipping and covering the visor but I’m sure there are covers made specifically for it!
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Of course I waved back, I’m not a monster
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Riding around today and got a big wave from another biker in a fuzzy helmet cover You’re all too cute #motosky
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Screaming “it’s fine!” at the fire alarms as I proceed to burn yet another bean burger
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I love my dovies singing: Simoom - “Bwoooo bwoo, bwooo bwoo, bwoo b b bwoo” Mistral - “Boo boo, boo b boo” Squamish - “*creaky door noises*” Haboob - “bLeRrB”
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ugh I guess I’ll go to the dumb gym for my stupid physical and mental health or whatever god
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Moomin has been getting bullied by the tiny gremlin recently so he’s visiting his son and daughter in law for a bit. He’s also on some meds as he had a bit of conjunctivitis. WISH MY SON WELL >:[
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Shovelling pasta into my other half’s mouth like an Italian mum
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Take me for a full on ballroom dance and don’t even give me a little kiss on the forehead? Rude. A personal attack, even
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Claude not being bi is probably the biggest betrayal I’ve ever experienced from a game
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thirst traps on bikes with captions and club music
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Question for the culture: do i give in and become a dark romantasy enabling biketok gworlie? It’d at least encourage me to use my gym membership
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Because I’m cringe and going for a theme, my bike is now called Gideon
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Club remixes of pop songs interspersed with “GAY FM” and random German that I don’t understand *chefs kiss*
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
GayFM is the ONLY appropriate motorbiking radio station 😤 #motosky
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Of course, of course
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“AWS Ligma allows you to create a function that sucks MY balls! Amazing right?”
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🌀👄🌀why would I deceive you 🌀👄🌀 im engaging you as a human being 🌀👄🌀 I have no reason to deceive you 🌀👄🌀
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“I’m really scared of this being used for bad things” I say, as I continue to attach the gun to Metal Gear
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The way I eat Flumps(tm) is not reflective of me as a person
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I wanna AWS KMS
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Going through AWS Skillbuilder devops stuff and it just feels like I’m paying to be aggressively marketed at
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Do not trust her she is a little gremlin irl
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Important craft in progress
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
*pisses your pants*
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They hopped a gate shortly after and sauntered off. So mysterious
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Why are there peacocks rummaging around the bins where did you even come from???
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN FOR THE THIRD AND HOPEFULLY FINAL TIME TIL I GET A BIG BIKE THEM #motosky
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
:> … ??? !!!
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They smell like cooking oil when wet to me
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m not normally one to believe negative reviews of things online but I’ve just taken my new Honda for a spin and Keeway can actually go perish. Consider me thoroughly convinced of the difference in quality. I am a Big 4 truther now #motosky
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Send me cute bird pics to distract from the horrors thank you
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My YT algo has gotten so inundated with how AI is gunna kill us all but also it’s amazing but also it’s shit but also it must be built but also it can’t be built but also it can do all these things but also it’s ruining our lives but also it’s “of great benefit” I’m so bored
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
And a sleepy old man (featuring baby) We don’t take pics of Squamish much any more cuz he gets too scared
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
One grumbly lady #pigeonsky
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
New bike in 7 days. Might watch this old film I’ve had lying around about a girl in a well, heard it’s pretty good
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Appearing like
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Spiders entering my house: m.youtube.com/watch?v=bGru...
m.youtube.com
Nobody's Fool clip - This Is Nice
YouTube video by blackfilmandtv
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Ok but 4 pigeons in a box can diagnose breast cancer as well as or better than humans can and we don’t have massive structures that drain our resources housing them to do so: www.bbc.com/news/science...
bbc.com
Pigeons identify breast cancer 'as well as humans'
A study finds that pigeons, with training, can identify breast cancer in mammagrams just as accurately as human experts.
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
>Talking about X-Men with my other half >”My favourites were Gambit and Jubilee” ✨💅The Signs👄❤️ were there from a very young age, it would seem
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I almost forgot how much of this game is just the entire respective Disney film per world and also just filler I’ll probably still buy KH4
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
B-B-B-BWOO (wak wak)
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Exactlyyyyy
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