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Scruffy Pigeon

@scruffypigeon.bsky.social
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Art (GONE SEXUAL?? (18+!? (Queer!?!?)))), my birds, motorbikes, and general shitposting. Bi, He/Him/They/(call me whatever)

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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 17h
Normally we’d have to (gently) hold our birds to give them medicine but moomin is such a good boy he just perches on my finger and take little sips of the meds ;wwwwww; HE IS MY PRECIOUS BLESSED BABY CHILD
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Riding around today and got a big wave from another biker in a fuzzy helmet cover You’re all too cute #motosky
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Screaming “it’s fine!” at the fire alarms as I proceed to burn yet another bean burger
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I love my dovies singing: Simoom - “Bwoooo bwoo, bwooo bwoo, bwoo b b bwoo” Mistral - “Boo boo, boo b boo” Squamish - “*creaky door noises*” Haboob - “bLeRrB”
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ugh I guess I’ll go to the dumb gym for my stupid physical and mental health or whatever god
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Moomin has been getting bullied by the tiny gremlin recently so he’s visiting his son and daughter in law for a bit. He’s also on some meds as he had a bit of conjunctivitis. WISH MY SON WELL >:[
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Shovelling pasta into my other half’s mouth like an Italian mum
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Question for the culture: do i give in and become a dark romantasy enabling biketok gworlie? It’d at least encourage me to use my gym membership
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Because I’m cringe and going for a theme, my bike is now called Gideon
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
GayFM is the ONLY appropriate motorbiking radio station 😤 #motosky
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🌀👄🌀why would I deceive you 🌀👄🌀 im engaging you as a human being 🌀👄🌀 I have no reason to deceive you 🌀👄🌀
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The way I eat Flumps(tm) is not reflective of me as a person
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Going through AWS Skillbuilder devops stuff and it just feels like I’m paying to be aggressively marketed at
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Important craft in progress
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Why are there peacocks rummaging around the bins where did you even come from???
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN FOR THE THIRD AND HOPEFULLY FINAL TIME TIL I GET A BIG BIKE THEM #motosky
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m not normally one to believe negative reviews of things online but I’ve just taken my new Honda for a spin and Keeway can actually go perish. Consider me thoroughly convinced of the difference in quality. I am a Big 4 truther now #motosky
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Send me cute bird pics to distract from the horrors thank you
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My YT algo has gotten so inundated with how AI is gunna kill us all but also it’s amazing but also it’s shit but also it must be built but also it can’t be built but also it can do all these things but also it’s ruining our lives but also it’s “of great benefit” I’m so bored
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
One grumbly lady #pigeonsky
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
New bike in 7 days. Might watch this old film I’ve had lying around about a girl in a well, heard it’s pretty good
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Spiders entering my house: m.youtube.com/watch?v=bGru...
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Nobody's Fool clip - This Is Nice
YouTube video by blackfilmandtv
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
>Talking about X-Men with my other half >”My favourites were Gambit and Jubilee” ✨💅The Signs👄❤️ were there from a very young age, it would seem
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Deposit paid for new bike and they’re taking the old one away. The blue one was already taken so the dealer offered to discount a brand new red one! Much excite #motosky
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Followed bread instructions from a blog from some Sally person and let me tell you Sally is a dirty liar
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Playing KH3 again because I hate myself and Maleficent is so petty: >appears through portal >insults a teenager >leaves GET A HOBBY
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
New bike successfully refunded and insurance cancelled. Got another Honda CB125 lined up (current year and blue this time) so stay tuned if that’s your thing #motosky
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Do Autotrader people just not read ads? I keep getting people asking for a test ride. Like sure you can but you’re not going anywhere
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Frankly, the wrong people are dying
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Sad news. The bike is so awkwardly put together and the parts have no alternatives even if o could take it apart, so I’m likely going to have to return it as it’s too small for me :( UUUUUUGH. Hopefully the dealer doesn’t stiff me
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Ladies and gentleman, him #motosky
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
New bike get. I’m poor again
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
My big character flaw is believing that thinking about doing something is just as effective as doing it which is why I’ll never have a crazy thicc ass and I’m not at peace with that I swear to god one day-
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Behold! A circle with a rim for Squamish
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Look at these cute little guys #pigeon #dove #birdsky
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Question for #motosky / the culture: are Lexmoto or Keeway any good these days? Ive seen reviews saying to just go with one of the big 4 brands but I did that and mine died after 4 months so I’m not really sure what to think
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The bike is too expensive to fix. It shall be sold and replaced in due course. A sad time for us all #motosky
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Ah yes. The perfect place for an egg - A Wood Pigeon
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
How it feels looking up tutorials on how to crochet a circle
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I have decided, if it costs less than £1000 to fix, my bike gets ONE more chance. Afterwards, it’s demoted to project bike >:[
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Bike deaded. I was riding home and there was a loud clatter from the engine followed by the noises in the video and now it no starty. I’m guessing something came loose and is bashing around internally. I’m taking it to a mechanic to see what the damage is but does anyone have any advice? #motosky
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Thinking about My Immortal again
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Mistrel has taken to bwooing when I say “Hi madam” A lady of class #pigeon #dove
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Squamish definitely knows his name (or at least his nicknames). Due to his long lasting neurological problems, he droops his head when he’s tired, but will look up and wiggle when we say “Squabbo”, “Squabert”, or “Squamish” He’s a good boy ;w;
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
T-3 hours til my test and no bike 😭
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
My secret kink is being given admin access to vital systems
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
My poor bike needed some TLC (back wheel needed moving and back break was sticking). Better get it back tomorrow cuz I got my theory test on Thursday DDDD:
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haavi 🦐 @shickdits.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pretty (#motosky adventure)
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Scruffy Pigeon @scruffypigeon.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Liver problem resolved, apparently. Don’t get trashed before blood tests, kids
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