Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 30/07/2026new fun date idea: shining high power lasers into the lenses of flock cameras 000
Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 30/06/2026i must be a 2.0 gpa 18 year old in 2001 the way im ready to die for bush 010
Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 14/05/2026do the programmers at mojang pronounce the programming language as yava 000
Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 09/01/2026adhd meds got me jittering like an old woman's 17 year old blind and deaf chihuahua that she refuses to put down 000
Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 09/01/2026youtube’s web devs shall spare no wheel from reinvention 060
Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 04/01/2026me: im gonna make some breakfast what does everybody want my maoist roommate: i would like some pancaKKKes with extra SSyrup 010
Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 05/11/2025how it feels to not be able to find a good youtube video b4 ur food gets cold 000
Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 08/05/2025FUCK the homeowners association im making my house look like this 051
Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 08/04/2025watching family guy with just the cutaways be like playing warioware 000
Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 31/03/2025the ai boom is so fucking disappointing. prolly some of the coolest stuff in theory but people are just using it to be lazy bastards. we could have actually made super mario 64 personalized 000
Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 13/03/2025the jehovas witness at my door when i explain how i believe the closest thing we have to a god is the number 1/137: 000
Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 07/03/2025me whenever i see an overcast sky: this is just like half life 2 000
Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 11/02/2025masterful gambit google, egg prices are already decreasing in my heart 000
Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 11/02/2025"corporate personhood" makes no sense, corporations lack key bits of anatomy that people have, those being a brain and a spine 000
Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 11/02/2025the picture of trump with his fist up hit american propaganda artists like crack hit low income neighborhoods in the 80s 000
Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 30/01/2025i would kill for a bottle of the spongebob party drink 000
Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 07/01/2025why dont cartographers draw cool pictures on maps like boats or sea monsters anymore 000
Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 13/12/2024as a certified ball scratcher i can teach you the technique 100