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@scrufflord.bsky.social
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mankind is dead. blood is fuel. hell is full. here's what it taught me about B2B sales 20 discord: scrufflord

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Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
new fun date idea: shining high power lasers into the lenses of flock cameras
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Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
do the programmers at mojang pronounce the programming language as yava
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Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
this "the" person has a lot of explaining to do
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Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
adhd meds got me jittering like an old woman's 17 year old blind and deaf chihuahua that she refuses to put down
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Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
me: im gonna make some breakfast what does everybody want my maoist roommate: i would like some pancaKKKes with extra SSyrup
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Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
how it feels to not be able to find a good youtube video b4 ur food gets cold
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Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
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Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
FUCK the homeowners association im making my house look like this
neon-colored hamster cage with brightly colored tubes
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Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
watching family guy with just the cutaways be like playing warioware
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Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
the ai boom is so fucking disappointing. prolly some of the coolest stuff in theory but people are just using it to be lazy bastards. we could have actually made super mario 64 personalized
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Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
falling for thirst traps again
lusty joker from balatro
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Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
how it feels to get pissed off at ragebait
Dan Hentschel yelling at son loaf
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Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
when the function has cubicles
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Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
the jehovas witness at my door when i explain how i believe the closest thing we have to a god is the number 1/137:
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Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
me whenever i see an overcast sky: this is just like half life 2
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Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
the picture of trump with his fist up hit american propaganda artists like crack hit low income neighborhoods in the 80s
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Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
i would kill for a bottle of the spongebob party drink
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Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
shit i could use one of those
Youtube video with no views titled How To Get Papyrus Scarab
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Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
why dont cartographers draw cool pictures on maps like boats or sea monsters anymore
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Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
patient needs gamer girl foot sweat to live
dr house
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Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
i want an archlinux user to use my face as a footrest while they program important internet infrastructure and belittle me for using windows
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Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
fallout boy or something idk i only listen to game soundtracks
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Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
me in hell being forced by the devil to look at tradcath wojak memes for eternity
media.tenor.com
a close up of a person 's face with a device on their head with the hashtag #judem visible
Alt: guy from the clockwork orange getting eyedrops
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Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
ask evangelical for scripture or evidence that suggests eternal torment in hell look inside dante's inferno
look inside wireless cat meme
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Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
gangsta logal paul: i like my walks crippy bruh
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Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
call me a ps5 because i look pretty but have no game
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Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
if someone tries to get me to bend to the rules of project 2025, i’m going to show them a project-19
glock :3
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Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
it’s joever
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Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
hihi
cool mirror selfie
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Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
me when i’m watching family guy funny moments but peter starts beating up lois
shaq timeout meme
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Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
100M in cash but you can't press the scroll lock key for 24 hours, would you do it
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Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 03/10/2024
some peoples types are so funny like "i want a shortstack that doesnt talk much" bitch u mean super mario
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Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 21/09/2024
i’m currently breaking out of my art block so here’s a traffic cone I modeled and textured
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Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 20/09/2024
unemployed people cant use excel, all they know is nap, play satisfactory, pet they dog, watch youtube and li(v)e
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Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 20/09/2024
anyone else see a polar bear whos nose caught on fire or is it just me
google coin flip with tails side up
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Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
If nobody got me

I know Java update notification got me
Can i get an AMEN?
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Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
the part I HATED about zoom class back in 2020 was when a teacher required you to have your camera and mic on and SINGLED YOU OUT if you didnt. like whats ur problem???
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Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
im the newer norm i want future beer
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Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
Scarlet witch: "You took everything from me !!"

Thanos: virtual hug gif
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Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
country music? which country
staring blue guy avatar
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Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 07/09/2024
But the lord laughs at the wicked because they told a funny joke
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Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 31/08/2024
same voice actor
homershiny red balloon
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Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 10/08/2024
i dont think anyone has ever listened to ed sheeran intentionally
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Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 31/07/2024
cows when you tell them there will not be grass at the function
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Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 29/07/2024
internet PvE update: everyone else except for you is a bot
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Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 20/07/2024
when the function has activities
happy guy
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Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 19/07/2024
Caked up wario: "Wahahaaa im going to shake-eh my fat ass in your face loser!!" me upon seeing the ass in question:
WARIO DAM
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Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 14/07/2024
i know you should never trust how you feel about your life after 3am but 5am me is kinda making some great points
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Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 14/07/2024
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