Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 30/07/2026new fun date idea: shining high power lasers into the lenses of flock cameras 000
Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 14/05/2026do the programmers at mojang pronounce the programming language as yava 000
Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 09/01/2026adhd meds got me jittering like an old woman's 17 year old blind and deaf chihuahua that she refuses to put down 000
Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 04/01/2026me: im gonna make some breakfast what does everybody want my maoist roommate: i would like some pancaKKKes with extra SSyrup 010
Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 05/11/2025how it feels to not be able to find a good youtube video b4 ur food gets cold 000
Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 08/05/2025FUCK the homeowners association im making my house look like this 051
Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 08/04/2025watching family guy with just the cutaways be like playing warioware 000
Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 31/03/2025the ai boom is so fucking disappointing. prolly some of the coolest stuff in theory but people are just using it to be lazy bastards. we could have actually made super mario 64 personalized 000
Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 13/03/2025the jehovas witness at my door when i explain how i believe the closest thing we have to a god is the number 1/137: 000
Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 07/03/2025me whenever i see an overcast sky: this is just like half life 2 000
Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 11/02/2025the picture of trump with his fist up hit american propaganda artists like crack hit low income neighborhoods in the 80s 000
Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 30/01/2025i would kill for a bottle of the spongebob party drink 000
Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 07/01/2025why dont cartographers draw cool pictures on maps like boats or sea monsters anymore 000
Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 13/12/2024i want an archlinux user to use my face as a footrest while they program important internet infrastructure and belittle me for using windows 110
Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 03/12/2024fallout boy or something idk i only listen to game soundtracks 020
Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 24/11/2024me in hell being forced by the devil to look at tradcath wojak memes for eternitymedia.tenor.coma close up of a person 's face with a device on their head with the hashtag #judem visibleAlt: guy from the clockwork orange getting eyedrops 010
Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 23/11/2024ask evangelical for scripture or evidence that suggests eternal torment in hell look inside dante's inferno 010
Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 06/11/2024if someone tries to get me to bend to the rules of project 2025, i’m going to show them a project-19 021
Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 25/10/2024me when i’m watching family guy funny moments but peter starts beating up lois 020
Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 22/10/2024100M in cash but you can't press the scroll lock key for 24 hours, would you do it 000
Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 03/10/2024some peoples types are so funny like "i want a shortstack that doesnt talk much" bitch u mean super mario 100
Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 21/09/2024i’m currently breaking out of my art block so here’s a traffic cone I modeled and textured 000
Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 20/09/2024unemployed people cant use excel, all they know is nap, play satisfactory, pet they dog, watch youtube and li(v)e 010
Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 20/09/2024anyone else see a polar bear whos nose caught on fire or is it just me 110
Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 18/09/2024the part I HATED about zoom class back in 2020 was when a teacher required you to have your camera and mic on and SINGLED YOU OUT if you didnt. like whats ur problem??? 000
Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 07/09/2024But the lord laughs at the wicked because they told a funny joke 000
Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 10/08/2024i dont think anyone has ever listened to ed sheeran intentionally 000
Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 31/07/2024cows when you tell them there will not be grass at the function 010
Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 29/07/2024internet PvE update: everyone else except for you is a bot 000
Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 19/07/2024Caked up wario: "Wahahaaa im going to shake-eh my fat ass in your face loser!!" me upon seeing the ass in question: 110
Scruff @scrufflord.bsky.social · 14/07/2024i know you should never trust how you feel about your life after 3am but 5am me is kinda making some great points 100