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sam (HR of posting)

@scroogemcdank.bsky.social
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3x tier iii world champ

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sam (HR of posting) @scroogemcdank.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
oh hey they stopped asking for my id and guesstimated i’m an adult to get in here
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sam (HR of posting) @scroogemcdank.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
sources tell me obsidian is stable please god
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sam (HR of posting) @scroogemcdank.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
the weather report for this evening seems to be saying god himself is coming to punch me in the head, i’m just not gonna worry about it
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sam (HR of posting) @scroogemcdank.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
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sam (HR of posting) @scroogemcdank.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
we need to invent some kind of extra large meat grinder
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sam (HR of posting) @scroogemcdank.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
the arby’s near me is out of arby’s sauce it’s time to freak the fuck out, trump must be removed from office
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sam (HR of posting) @scroogemcdank.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
they should try vibe coding some group DMs or the ability to send images, but i understand that’s a tall task that only every other platform on earth has
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sam (HR of posting) @scroogemcdank.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
forgetting the word homebody: uh yeah i’m a homeofsexual
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sam (HR of posting) @scroogemcdank.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
this game is kinda good you guys
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sam (HR of posting) @scroogemcdank.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
me just walking out the door at work
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sam (HR of posting) @scroogemcdank.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
i'll do it! i'll rob the kwik-e-mart!
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sam (HR of posting) @scroogemcdank.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
marathon isn’t out yet might as well kill time with voting
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sam (HR of posting) @scroogemcdank.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
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sam (HR of posting) @scroogemcdank.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
dying for operation quirk chungus definitely lands your soul in some kind of Worse Hell
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sam (HR of posting) @scroogemcdank.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
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sam (HR of posting) @scroogemcdank.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
gork is this true grek why my pebis don’t work gerk please be friend
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sam (HR of posting) @scroogemcdank.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
you have to be joking
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sam (HR of posting) @scroogemcdank.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
happy marathon server slam day to all who celebrate
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sam (HR of posting) @scroogemcdank.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
the toby keith war on terror song lmao
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sam (HR of posting) @scroogemcdank.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
lmao
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sam (HR of posting) @scroogemcdank.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
brady tkachuk and auston matthews later this week
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sam (HR of posting) @scroogemcdank.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
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sam (HR of posting) @scroogemcdank.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
bob sturm and going to bat for right wingers, name a better duo
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sam (HR of posting) @scroogemcdank.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
if you think about it all the shit we had to see in the US locker room is nathan mackinnon’s fault, we don’t have to see any of that if he could hit an empty net
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sam (HR of posting) @scroogemcdank.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
she’s so learned
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sam (HR of posting) @scroogemcdank.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
feels shitty to watch your country win gold in your favorite sport and it does nothing but make you feel sick
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sam (HR of posting) @scroogemcdank.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
nathan fraudkinnon
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sam (HR of posting) @scroogemcdank.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
that was a gold medal bench warming performance from jake oettinger
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sam (HR of posting) @scroogemcdank.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
2 regulation goals between the quarters and medal game seems like a problem, ah well
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sam (HR of posting) @scroogemcdank.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
maybe this roster needed more guys who shoot the puck idk just spitballing here
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sam (HR of posting) @scroogemcdank.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
yeah fuck it who cares lets pin all our hopes and dreams on this guy
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sam (HR of posting) @scroogemcdank.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
weird to spend like 3 minutes making up a story about a guy wanting to kiss you
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sam (HR of posting) @scroogemcdank.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
here comes trump for his press briefing, and he brought a sack lunch, smart
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sam (HR of posting) @scroogemcdank.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I LOVE MY COUNTRY TEAM USA WOMENS HOCKEY
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sam (HR of posting) @scroogemcdank.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
seeing lots of canada fans at the game paid agitators?
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sam (HR of posting) @scroogemcdank.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
BILL GUERIN DO NOT COME BACK
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sam (HR of posting) @scroogemcdank.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
it happened to me: heard a 100 gecs remix in my mid 30s and enjoyed it
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sam (HR of posting) @scroogemcdank.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
maybe being ride or die with jordan binnington was a mistake
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sam (HR of posting) @scroogemcdank.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
why isn’t the left excited about the Shitty Slopotron 3000? don’t they enjoy their hobbies becoming prohibitively expensive for some shit that sucks?
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sam (HR of posting) @scroogemcdank.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
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sam (HR of posting) @scroogemcdank.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
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sam (HR of posting) @scroogemcdank.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
MGS4 FINALLY FREE
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sam (HR of posting) @scroogemcdank.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
sick of the nanny state bullshit
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sam (HR of posting) @scroogemcdank.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
they already let these guys have access to hitler’s meth stash
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The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
When you watch a fail compilation from a verified account, you know that no one is getting seriously hurt. But occasionally you come across an Unsanctioned Fail Compilation, and you really don't notice until someone dies.
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sam (HR of posting) @scroogemcdank.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
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sam (HR of posting) @scroogemcdank.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
this is maybe the most a game’s community has negatively polarized me on a game PLAY A LOOTER SHOOTER YOU WANT A LOOTER SHOOTER
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sam (HR of posting) @scroogemcdank.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
see you bozos later
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sam (HR of posting) @scroogemcdank.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
it’s beautiful
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sam (HR of posting) @scroogemcdank.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
SUCCESS STORY: local man makes it to day 5 of breakup without publicly posting song lyrics, keeping them to discord DMs
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