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Matt @scribbleposts.uk · 28/09/2026

They got ALL the meat and I even specifically catered for the vegans and wheat intolerant so everyone got something 😌

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Matt @scribbleposts.uk · 28/09/2026

Yesterday I worked my butt off for 4 solid hours, plus prep the night before, to bring a traditional English roast dinner to Michigan and feed 9 very hungry boys. 😂 I was so overwhelmed by pulling it off that I lost my vibe and ended up feeling so deflated. 😭

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Matt @scribbleposts.uk · 26/09/2026

It's 7:41am and Idk what to do because it's so early 😭

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Jet blue cabin announcements have me howling, they wheeled out a proper comedy act for this connecting flight 😂

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Boston is so sunny today 🤩

I literally feel like there's several seasons waiting to happen right now 😂

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I've got a TV show idea. Hear me out. The Real Housegays of Manchester 👀

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Matt @scribbleposts.uk · 20/09/2026

MAN - DUB DUB - BOS BOS - DTW If I don't sleep for this entire journey I'm gonna have been awake for over 20 hours and my friend the other end is gonna hate me for at least the first night where I'm over tired and jet lagged 🤣💀

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It's like people don't even know that legumes exist

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Matt @scribbleposts.uk · 19/09/2026

Do people really need to blockade outside Holland and Barrett so people can't get past FFS.

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Matt @scribbleposts.uk · 19/09/2026

The Traitors US and The Celebrity Traitors straight after!? Damn I'm locked in 🙈

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Matt @scribbleposts.uk · 18/09/2026

I've never been to Gran Canaria, I guess I should change that!

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Matt @scribbleposts.uk · 18/09/2026

How am I 16% fat!? I mean that's a good thing given I was almost 30% before but how does one get the 14% 💀

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And depending on your location too, £280,000 could be the London equivalent of £400,000 if it's a lower income area in general. It's a mess

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Depends where you're based as my home town has alot of them because they never built up but the issue with apartment blocks is them being so lucrative in the rental market at a 6+% yield per year just they're all bought up and rented out through greed etc but I agree with the substance

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Exactly! And what is an affordable home these days?! Currently I think it's about £280,000 upwards and a 5+ percent mortgage.

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Did he entertain you?

I've managed it twice and I shall again! Ohio awaits 👀

When I say abroad I mean 4000 miles away because surprisingly people that far away seem to share the same values that I do and typically I only ever do long distance 😅

I want traditional values and something genuine, but apparently that’s a rare find in the UK dating pool. Add being a picky bitch into the mix, and looking abroad always seems like a better idea. 😂

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Asked for proof of the damage they're claiming and yup...... Crickets.

If they’ve damaged my iPhone after I sent it to them and are now claiming it was already scratched, they’d better have some very good evidence. I have photos proving it was immaculate when I shipped it. If they’ve damaged it while it was in their possession, I’ll be taking legal action.

And separately, they’ve claimed the phone was on monthly finance when it was bought outright, then claimed it was network locked despite their own initial testing confirming it wasn’t. At this point, I’m genuinely wondering what phone they think I sent them. 😂

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Sent my iPhone 17 Pro in for a £700 trade-in, only to be told it’s now worth £470 because apparently it’s “scratched all over.” Funny, because it was immaculate when I packaged and shipped it. I’ve got photos to prove the condition it was in when it left me, so let’s see how this one plays out… 🤨📱

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“Reform can’t be racist because Zia Yusuf is a person of colour” is like a homophobe saying, “How can I be homophobic? My brother’s gay.” Having a minority figure in your party doesn't magically make racist or anti-migrant politics impossible.

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Just finished the gym and now walking up Canal Street topless and absolutely drenched, AirPods in, smirking at my fellow homosexuals as they objectify me. I can’t hear a fucking thing, but I can see, and I’m pretty sure I can lip-read. 😂

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Rough few weeks mentally, but I’m still showing up! The gym is my happy place, but I’m also learning to say yes more, get out, make memories and enjoy the amazing people around me. Still here. Still growing. Still enjoying life. ❤️

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They're such foodies 🤣

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Love holidays are usually good and have always taken care of me if there's a problem too.

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During the tube strikes in London myself and a nurse had to administer CPR to an older gentleman who was trampled getting off a bus in Wimbledon and I have to admit it's hard work despite how it looks on TV.

Where all my squirrel friends at?

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Good old Qualys 🤣 it's such a pain.

Tbh I've had a wild 2 weeks and I lost 0.4kg so maybe it's something in the air

They'll experience a Glasgow kiss eventually and deserve it.

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Did you walk alot!?

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The irony in their own group rules whilst actively announcing their next blanket deeply rooted in it's creator being a vehement transphobe and they knew that when they posted it I'm sure.

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Same. Id lose my job and a number of positions I hold with other organisations too which would majorly tarnish me and my family 😧

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