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Jet blue cabin announcements have me howling, they wheeled out a proper comedy act for this connecting flight 😂

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Boston is so sunny today 🤩

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I've got a TV show idea. Hear me out. The Real Housegays of Manchester 👀

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Matt @scribbleposts.uk · 19/09/2026

MAN - DUB DUB - BOS BOS - DTW If I don't sleep for this entire journey I'm gonna have been awake for over 20 hours and my friend the other end is gonna hate me for at least the first night where I'm over tired and jet lagged 🤣💀

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Do people really need to blockade outside Holland and Barrett so people can't get past FFS.

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Matt @scribbleposts.uk · 19/09/2026

The Traitors US and The Celebrity Traitors straight after!? Damn I'm locked in 🙈

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Matt @scribbleposts.uk · 18/09/2026

I've never been to Gran Canaria, I guess I should change that!

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Matt @scribbleposts.uk · 18/09/2026

How am I 16% fat!? I mean that's a good thing given I was almost 30% before but how does one get the 14% 💀

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Matt @scribbleposts.uk · 16/09/2026

I want traditional values and something genuine, but apparently that’s a rare find in the UK dating pool. Add being a picky bitch into the mix, and looking abroad always seems like a better idea. 😂

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Matt @scribbleposts.uk · 16/09/2026

Sent my iPhone 17 Pro in for a £700 trade-in, only to be told it’s now worth £470 because apparently it’s “scratched all over.” Funny, because it was immaculate when I packaged and shipped it. I’ve got photos to prove the condition it was in when it left me, so let’s see how this one plays out… 🤨📱

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Matt @scribbleposts.uk · 16/09/2026

“Reform can’t be racist because Zia Yusuf is a person of colour” is like a homophobe saying, “How can I be homophobic? My brother’s gay.” Having a minority figure in your party doesn't magically make racist or anti-migrant politics impossible.

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Matt @scribbleposts.uk · 14/09/2026

Just finished the gym and now walking up Canal Street topless and absolutely drenched, AirPods in, smirking at my fellow homosexuals as they objectify me. I can’t hear a fucking thing, but I can see, and I’m pretty sure I can lip-read. 😂

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Matt @scribbleposts.uk · 14/09/2026

Rough few weeks mentally, but I’m still showing up! The gym is my happy place, but I’m also learning to say yes more, get out, make memories and enjoy the amazing people around me. Still here. Still growing. Still enjoying life. ❤️

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Matt @scribbleposts.uk · 14/09/2026

Where all my squirrel friends at?

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Matt @scribbleposts.uk · 12/09/2026

Impromptu night at the Hilary Duff concert just landed!

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Matt @scribbleposts.uk · 12/09/2026

Andy Burnhams social media campaign has me Invested.

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Matt @scribbleposts.uk · 11/09/2026

Fucking hell I'm really sick 🤢

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Matt @scribbleposts.uk · 10/09/2026

Apple’s event was quite something. But what struck me most was Tim Cook’s final hurrah as the face of Apple events before John Ternus takes over. After years of Tim front and centre, it really feels like the end of an era. And with Apple entering a new one, anything could happen.

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Amazon made me buy this 😂

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The duo is available on my birthday! It's a sign

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So if I trade in my iPhone 17 Pro and sell my Pixel 11 Pro XL that'll get me the sweet spot for affording the iPhone duo.

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Now THAT is so fucking cute!! I need an iPhone DUO.

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Welcome to all my new followers! 👋 Just a little warning: it’s very easy to get whiplash around here. One minute I’m talking about something serious, the next I’m being ridiculous, then we’ve somehow taken a sharp left turn into something completely unrelated. Strap in and enjoy the roller coaster

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Not usually one to get particularly excited about blowjobs, but recently I’ve really been craving one. I fear a new era may be upon us. 👀

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I just swapped from iOS to android... I could do the funniest thing 😅

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They made the iPhone 18 Pro smaller!?

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Just fallen out with someone who seemed really lovely and I’d been talking to for ages. They’re excited for HBO’s Harry Potter. I explained why I won’t watch it, and got “agree to disagree”. When you have trans friends and family, you don’t get to treat everything as an abstract disagreement.

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Matt @scribbleposts.uk · 08/09/2026

£1.71p/l for unleaded is frankly disgusting and is pure greed at this point. Were approaching the same fuel costs as mid pandemic!!!

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In the last 24 hours, I’ve watched a friend lose his best friend of nearly a decade. Not because of some petty falling-out, but because he finally realised just how much he’d been lied to and gaslit about Reform and what they actually stand for. And honestly, I’m gutted for him.

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Matt @scribbleposts.uk · 07/09/2026

I have got to stop drinking! FML 😭

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Matt @scribbleposts.uk · 04/09/2026

The end of Silo season 3 was meaty! Can't wait for season 4 now.

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Matt @scribbleposts.uk · 04/09/2026

Apparently, according to the gossip mill, I have a boyfriend. 😂 This is genuinely fascinating news because nobody thought to tell me. Since when?! I’m pretty sure I’d notice if I accidentally acquired a whole boyfriend. Please forward the onboarding documents.

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If Manchester Pride taught me anything, it’s that when someone asks, “Fancy afters?” saying yes can mean either being sandwiched between three guys you know, absolutely hammered, or waking up passed out on your mate’s kitchen floor the next morning, wondering what the hell happened. 😂

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Channel 4 are opening a huge can of whoop ass this week! Andy Burnham could do the funniest thing and actually hold both reform and the electoral commission to account even if it means expulsions and a new commission being born.

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Four days of Manchester Pride and suddenly I’m judging my body like I’ve undone everything I’ve worked for. 😩 The gym has lost its spark and I’m struggling to get my head back in it. I know it’s probably just a wobble, but fuck, it’s frustrating.

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Fuck off mate..... 🖕🏻

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