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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 12m
So many souls to play with, so little time... wouldn't you agree?
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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 42m
I feel that dread you speak of, that darker despair.
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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 1h
I am the lawless, formless, thoughtless, flawless chaos of the sun
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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 1h
- READY?! -
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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 2h
GO TO AUDIBLE-DOT-COM-SLASH "REPENT, HARLEQUIN," TO ENTER A COMA AND ESCAPE THIS MADNESS !!!
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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 2h
What more could I want?
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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 3h
Woah, you look really pissed off. Heheheh... did I getcha? Well, if you came back anyway... I guess that means we never really WERE friends, huh?
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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 3h
I'd like to go on record as being opposed to the use of violence for purposes of conflict resolution. HOWEVER,
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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 4h
Everything goes dark, and you die.
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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 4h
Witness my full might! No mercy, no remorse!
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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 5h
Besides, haven't I done a great job protecting you? I mean, look at yourself. You haven't died a single time. ...Hey, what's that look supposed to mean? Am I wrong?
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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 5h
Guess I'm staying up all night, in my mind but out of sight.
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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 6h
I shouldn't be talking like this. It's kind of really soon
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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 6h
ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION. What was it you said earlier? Right. Game. Recognizes. Game. So go on. Tell me.
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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 6h
If I'm in the wrong, can you really tell me who's right?
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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 7h
I think I've fallen in love I think this time it's for real
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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 7h
Everything is important. Either that, or nothing is... I prefer the former.
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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 8h
UMMMM PARASOCIALLLL YOU NEED TO LOG OFFFFFFFF
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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 8h
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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 9h
Boobie
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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 9h
You know how it is. Sympathy makes you do stupid things sometimes.
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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 10h
OK, when I was in college I saw a classmate get angry at the copier in the library, because it was "printing the copies upside down". And I was like, well, "you know, you can just, like... turn it over." ...And then I left.
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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 10h
Give up the ghost and get what's long overdue.
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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 11h
Fraudulent foe with the strength of Hercules The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees
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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 11h
You know how it is. Sympathy makes you do stupid things sometimes.
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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 12h
What is this feeling? ... Hope? Hahaha! Whatever it is, it's quite funny!
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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 12h
Who said that? WAS IT YOU? 👉❤️
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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 13h
OK, when I was in college I saw a classmate get angry at the copier in the library, because it was "printing the copies upside down". And I was like, well, "you know, you can just, like... turn it over." ...And then I left.
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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 13h
- I don't believe this! I get rid of those two evil maniacs who try to ruin my show, and I get two evil guests who are trying to ruin my show! - Feh! Just who came up with the stupid idea of giving Space Ghost a talk show in the first place?
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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 14h
Cops wanted to detain me for aggressively hitting the claw machine. I'm trying to explain to him that we are all just atoms so he might as well let me go.
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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 14h
- READY?! -
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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 15h
If I lead, would you follow?
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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 15h
To live forever's to tell the stories of who light up your eyes We ran, we danced, survived, we fly, that's magic alive!
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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 16h
One more wouldn't really hurt Is addiction really so absurd?
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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 16h
To live forever's to tell the stories of who light up your eyes We ran, we danced, survived, we fly, that's magic alive!
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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 17h
You are the few, the proud, you are the antibody.
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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 17h
You never stood a chance!
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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 18h
You are real, you are everything, and everything is you.
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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 18h
Uhh... hi? I'm, like, Butthead... and you're, like. A dumbass.
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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 19h
Give up the ghost and get what's long overdue.
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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 19h
GO TO AUDIBLE-DOT-COM-SLASH "REPENT, HARLEQUIN," TO ENTER A COMA AND ESCAPE THIS MADNESS !!!
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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 20h
I have no morals or belief system. I have no spirituality or anything that gives my life meaning or structure.
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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 20h
Besides, haven't I done a great job protecting you? I mean, look at yourself. You haven't died a single time. ...Hey, what's that look supposed to mean? Am I wrong?
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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 21h
SLENDER SICKNESS!
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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 21h
Doomed to death of KARMA!
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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 22h
Are you pacified by passion? Are you armed to the teeth? Are you bubbling at the surface of what’s cooking underneath?
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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 22h
- I don't trust, doctors, they're liars sometimes. - Realest thing you've ever said. - Shit, I'm as real as it gets. - Lost it.
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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 23h
Oh no! Were you bluffing too?
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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 23h
These hoes don't want a solution! They just want someone to talk to.
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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah, America's craving some DOOM. Here you go.
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