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A Screaming Wyvern

@screamingwyvern.com
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I can be your Internet Dad. Hoards RPGs like a dragon; streams Solo RPGs Wednesdays at 6:30pm Pacific on twitch.tv/screamingwyvern and youtube.com/@screamingwyvern, and XCrawl Classics Sundays at 1:00pm Pacific (every other week or so.)

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A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 04/10/2026
FREDDY IS APPALLED, CARL! #fnaf #dungeoncrawlercarl #dcc #ButNotTheDCCThatIUsuallyPostAbout
A wooden sign has a screaming goat head with the quote, “THERE WILL BE NO MORE WARM HUGS FROM ME!” This sign is being held by a figure of the “Golden Freddy” toy from the game Five Nights at Freddy’s. A humorous juxtaposition is therefore cause led by the quote being from Dungeon Crawler Carl, an IP in which Golden Freddy is not officially found.
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A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 29/09/2026
One things for sure, I'll never abandon my big swingy weird dice Dungeon Crawl Classics. 😍 #dungeoncrawlclassics
The "Distracted Boyfriend" meme. The boyfriend - labelled DCC Judge - is being glared at by the woman holding his hand - labelled "My XCrawl Campaign" - because he's looking appreciatively at a lady in red - labelled "New DCC Campaign Idea"
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A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 02/09/2026
It's #solorpg Wednesday! I built this beautiful map in Dungeon Map Maker; tonight, I choose an adventurer to explore it and defeat all the monsters! Of which there are a lot. Specifically in one room. Join me at 6:30pm PDT on Twitch or YouTube! Play along - www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...
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A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 11/08/2026
OH! That reminds me - did you know that GlobalComix has a feature on your books this week, Ms. Campbell? Including your Mothra books, of course. And now just a cool person to focus on, but how sweet is the way they referred to you?
A clip from the mobile version of GlobalComix, highlighting the works of Sophie Campbell with the description, "Bold Worlds with Big Heart", and a sub-description of "Expressive character art, big stakes & pure heart."
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A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 29/07/2026
I am pleased to present an exclusive for BlueSky: my Mister Butler’s tiny blep. #dachshund #dogsofbkuesky
A close up of an adorable older dachshund. He is sleeping and his tongue is just barely sticking out, a perfect tiny blep.
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A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 25/07/2026
new frien #kingdomhearts
The logo from the game Kingdom Hearts. A Keyblade is placed diagonally across it with a “wayfinder” made of shells tied to it. On the upper left, a vicious Heartless is holding onto the heart giving a little wave.
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A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 17/07/2026
Oh, no, no, it's the other way around. The doggo got center stage after I got my six points. Proof of doggo:
An image from my stream of the great solo game, "Imparting Fables". The player is in the corner, holding a very good dachshund. The dachshund's feelings about the game are unclear.
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A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 22/06/2026
Who's fault is this? Do I have to take ownership as the Dungeon Judge? Can I blame the Blaster for rolling fire damage, not being able to reach her desired target, and saying "What's this barn made of?" Or is it all Fantasy Grounds for having animated fire as an option? #xcrawl
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A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 15/06/2026
Please enjoy Mister Coal Butler’s perfect white V on his knee. #dachshund
A dachshund, as a starting reference, to show a complete black and tan wee beastie.A white (upside down) V on the inside of the dachshund’s knee joint. It is the only white patch of fur on his body.
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A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 08/06/2026
I loved my little Chester’s post grooming ties. This is from 2019.
A dapper Pomeranian, freshly groomed, wearing a red and white striped tie. From 2019.
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A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 29/05/2026
@nattwentea.itch.io - let me present tonight’s slime. Everyone else: nattwentea.itch.io/slime-quest-64
The player character portrait from the solo RPG “Slime Quest 64.” The slime has a pair of bat wings, a beak, and a pair of cat ears on fire. It also has a cat tail, an eagle talon on the left and a bear paw on the right.
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A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 20/05/2026
For reference: This was the first half of World of Xeen, aka Might and Magic 4 - Clouds of Xeen. Six floppy disks. Might and Magic 5, the other half of "World" was larger so would have been another 8 or 9 disks. Oh, the memories.
From https://steamcommunity.com/app/238750/discussions/0/4356744017101648880/ - Might and Magic 4: Clouds of Xeen, showing a nice thick manual, classic 80's-90's TTRPG artwork, and six 3.25" floppy disks.
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A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 20/05/2026
Surprised to discover that I've only been obsessively playing Might and Magic for a little over a week, based on when my conversation with @leonardeuler.bsky.social was. Now to figure out why killing these ogres is important for my office so I can still earn a paycheck.
The game Might and Magic, specifically "The World of Xeen" from 1993. Six colorful characters appear on the bottom of the screen while in the large main box arrows are being short towards the water. Two ogres stand to the right, wondering why I'm randomly shooting when they're not there yet.
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A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 09/05/2026
A flail snail - a giant snail with a beautiful shell, little pseudopods that are roughly the right location for it to use as arms, and six massive “mace heads” on pseudopods where its antenna should be.
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A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 01/05/2026
My favorite thing on social media is the implication that trans women have laid claim to Warhammer 40k. I have to assume that someone going up against a Trans Tyranid army is either going to make them feel very welcome or realize they might want to adjust their outlook.
A vicious Tyranid from the game Warhammer 40k. It is painted in the Trans Pride Flag colors - pink on its scales, a dark teal on its claws and other keratinaceous parts. It is in the process of leaping over a loop of barbed wire. (Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/Tyranids/comments/voxwzc/trans_pride_color_scheme_tyranid/)
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A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 01/05/2026
They say that you need to focus your activism so you don't get overwhelmed, and that's Trans Rights partially for personal reasons and mainly because everyone's rights are a reflection of how Trans people are treated. I am overjoyed to see that number is currently over $61,000.
The status page for the ITCH.IO bundle, "TTRPGs for Trans Rights - Idaho", hosted by Rue (https://bsky.app/profile/ilananight.bsky.social) with content from 230 creators. The "Raised" shows $61,324.35 for a campaign that had an original goal of $25,000. 6,391 contributed an average of $9.59 to make this possible.
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A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 11/04/2026
I streamed for an hour last Wednesday skimming over the games in this set, and I'm trying to make Tiks, Toks, Youse, and Tubes out of it. And I pulled up the page out of curiosity. $32.5k and it's still available for another 20 days. And an average $10 donation!
A clip from the TTRPGs for Trans Rights - Idaho bundle, from https://itch.io/b/3525/ttrpgs-for-trans-rightsidaho; it shows 3,307 wonderful people have donated an average of just under $10 each to raise $32,657.65 for a bundle that you can get for just $5.
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A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 30/03/2026
Back home from #LexingtonComiAndToyConvention and I am so tired. But I wanted to support one indie TTRPG creator and here’s their support. This is @robertturk.bsky.social and Our Woodland Gods, a GMless cultist game, and Vale of the Failed and the Fallen, a #pbta game of failed chosen ones.
Two books by Robert Turk; on the left, a happy little antlered creature invites you to play Our Woodland Gods, “a cozy cultist storytelling game” which I saw and said, “Cult of the Lamb the TTRPG, it must be mine.” On the right,a group of shadows sit around a campfire for “Vale of the Failed and the Fallen,” with the subtitle “a fantasy game of regret and redemption.”
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A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 28/03/2026
Amazing #glados at Lexington Comic and Toy convention.
GLaDOS writes up my test scores while I look on. I’m not sure if me squealing her name was good for my tests or not…
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A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 27/03/2026
Obligatory wow the Lexington Comic and Toy Convention Line is Long photo.
Wow, the Lexington Comic and Toy Convention Line sure is long.
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A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 21/03/2026
Well, I mentioned my kilt and my wife's eyes lit up with excitement and she pointed out how good that and my battle jacket would look together. She also wants to paint my nails, and I hope she has a green that matches my kilt. Anyway, I have "business" cards now. 😍
A business card, ignoring the fact that this is no business. On the top is a wyvern with eyeglasses, and a stylized version of my handle, in pink and blue since I'm a Trans Ally. Underneath it has "Streaming TTRPGs and Solo RPGs" and the addresses for my bluesky and youtube; next is "XCrawl Classics Dungeon Judge", "Always welcoming new player." The last line reads, "Trans Rights are Human Rights."
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A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 27/02/2026
Yeah, neither does my wife and she has me as a husband and a dachshund. The two of us are working REALLY hard on the cuteness which is hard when we’re both on anti-anxiety medicine.
A sleepy dachshund with comfy blankets.
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A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 21/02/2026
So: we have to take Evil Chekov alive because a) Chekov is immune to modern regenerative technology. b) Chekov is incapable of getting blood tranfusions from anyone but himself. c) Although any ship with Chekov on it must carry supplies of his blood, that didn't happen this time. (5/8)
Panels from a Star Trek comic. McCoy is explaining that Chekov is completely screwed. "But Chekov suffers from something called Dythraxis. It's..." Spock, refusing to allow anyone else on the ship to seem smarter than him, interrupts to say "... a rare condition where the body rejects any blood that isn't an exact genetic match." "Which means Synthplasma won't work either," comments Nurse Chapel trying to remind the writer that she's smart." "Precisely why Starfleet requires a supply of Mr. Chekov's blood to be stored onboard" says the First Officer and Chief Science Officer of the Enterprise who would be responsible for ensuring that Starfleet Regulations are met. "Except in the case of a shakedown cruise where combat isn't anticipated" Chapel points out in what I hope is a mocking voice because THAT WOULD BE SPOCK'S FAULT. "What about a relative? We've got to be able to warp someone here from Earth..." says the HELMSMAN OF THE ENTERPRISE who doesn't know how warp works suddenly. "Chekov doesn't have that kinda time. Fortunately, and I'm not sure I'm even using that term correctly in this situation..." We pan to a scene of an Evil Chekov who looks absolutely nothing like Chekov because of an art style difference. "... there's someone a helluva lot closer who's a perfect genetic match for Chekov."
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A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 21/02/2026
Actual Chekov gets shot with a Romulan disrupter, and has to be rushed to the Enterprise, at which point the bullshit begins. (To be fair, the actual bullshit is on the next page, this page is just insulting poor Chapel.) (4/8)
A panel from a Star Trek comic. Doctor McCoy is working on saving Pavel Chekov's life after he was shot with a Romulan Disruptor. "Get ready to go on bypass and prep the micro-transporter..." Nurse Chapel, being amazingly professional, interrupts to say "Leonard..." (totally unnecessarily, McCoy is drawn flawlessly here.) "There's too much blood. We need to evacuate the heart. You'll restore vascular function while I sew up all these bleeders." Nurse Chapel, being amazingly skilled at her job after at least half a decade working with McCoy, asks, "Sew?" because nobody in The Original Series has needed to be saved in old fashioned ways ever. "Nothing regenerative is working here," responds McCoy. Please note: This is not, by itself, the bullshit in question.
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A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 21/02/2026
In brief: Alternate universe Uhura shows up, she's a freedom fighter against Alternate Universe Chekov. Evil Chekov has an Evil Superweapon and the Romulans have Evil Chekov. Freedom Fighter Uhura takes Kirk, Sulu, actual Chekov and actual Uhura into the Neutral Zone to get to him. (3/8)
An alternate universe Uhura (left) speaks to the "real" Uhura. They don't look completely similar because "Alternate" Uhura is drawn in a different style than "Prime" Uhura. (Also I made sure to trim the part of the panel where "Prime" Uhura tunic unnecessarily shows how cold it is in the room.)
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A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 21/02/2026
As a quick side note: I do not remember Original Series phasers making this sound when they're fired. (2/8)
A panel from a Star Trek comic. Sulu leaps out of a cargo box and fires his phaser at a Romulan. The phaser makes the sound "STUNNNN" which makes it impossible to know what setting it's on. Kill? Liquefy? Or maybe just stun?
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A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 15/01/2026
Well, @theonyxpath.bsky.social has now gotten me in trouble. In First Edition Pugmire, the Barool was only described, and I put them in an encounter for my family game. I just picked up the second edition which has art for the Barool and my wife is angry that I made her kill something so cute.
A Barool from the Realms of Pugmire 2nd Edition. It is what some games would call an “owl bear” with a bear body and head, but feathers, wings in the place of arms, and a beak. The artist has gone out of their way to make this common TTRPG threat into the cutest Goddamn thing I have ever seen.
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A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 14/01/2026
Before the pandemic, I had a family #Pugmire game going. Then I moved to running games online and ended up with Pathfinder 2e. Maybe it's because I lost two Good Dogs but I'm missing Pugmire; if this becomes a SoloRPG for my channel or an actual campaign remains to be seen.
The character Pan Dachshund from the game Pugmire. He is clearly a ranger, in his leather armor and bow, patrolling the forest; based on how white the fur on his face it, he's clearly an Old Dog. Above his picture is the phrase, "Only good dogs SURVIVE" and the Pugmire logo underneath.
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A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 14/01/2026
Happy birthday, Dewey! I woke up Coal to let him know but he didn't respond properly - don't take it personally, he was warm and now he's going to get taken outside for Business.
A grumpy looking black and tan dachshund is partway out of his clamshell style bed. He clearly has just been woken up and thinks that was very rude.
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A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 09/01/2026
As a hobby, I stream solo RPGs on Thursdays. This year, my stream's aesthetic is pink and blue, with the most current Inclusive Pride Flag clearly displayed. I don't have much power over the current world, but I'm going to show love. (and donate to legal nonprofits.)
A clip from a Thursday stream of a Solo RPG, Xenobotanist: The First Flora by Slug People Games. The creator's intent is to show as much love as possible, with the logo and borders in Trans colors, and an Inclusive Pride flag on the lower right corner.
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A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 02/01/2026
Absolute crap start to the year with my wife's little Chester deciding it's time to move on. Let me go ahead and float one more picture of this cutie into the internet before we say goodbye. #dogsofbluesky
A pretty black pomeranian sits in the sunshine, splooted out on some grass. He is doing a little blep and is a happy little guy.
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A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 01/01/2026
It is 2025. I have gotten my first tattoo celebrating #KingdomHearts. KH4 is expected to come out in two years. It is 2027. I have made additions to my tattoo. KH4 is expected to come out in two years. It is 2055. My arm has images of all my fandoms. KH4 is expected to come out in two years.
A fresh tattoo on a man's arm. It is the Keyblade from Kingdom Hearts with Kairi's Wayfinder attached.
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A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 29/12/2025
Chester says he can help fold clothes.
A Pomeranian spreads out across a bed, guarding a ball of jeans waiting to be folded.
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A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 17/12/2025
May I offer one grill-cleaning Pomeranian?
A black pomeranian stands on a wooden deck, front paws placed on the circular grill part of a kettle-style grill. The ear on the left is flopped down and he is looking vaguely guilty.
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A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 30/11/2025
he sleep now unlike his parents
A dachshund partially wrapped in a blanket. He has had x rays and anti nausea medicine and is now stoned.
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A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 21/11/2025
Bally Astrocade. Although in addition to starting me down the dark path of being a gamer, it’s why I’m a programmer- with its number pad based typing system and its saving to a tape cassette…
A Bally Astrocade “Computer Edition” showing a “number pad” style keyboard with a template inserted to prompt the user for the keypresses needed for letters numbers and words. The monitor shows a program being run that prints out a few lines of text.
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A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 31/10/2025
For clarification, are these the correct weens?
Two dachshunds - technically - sharing a clamshell bed. The one in the front is a miniature dachshund in a blue collar who seems very content. The one in the back is a standard dachshund who is not amused by this at all.
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A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 31/10/2025
@mattle.wtf - and now the hair lurks eternal.
A costume wig sits on top of a camera. The lens of the camera is not covered, and is situated between two braided segments of hair. It vaguely looks like a robot trying to look human.
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A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 30/10/2025
Witness the self-inflicted horror that is my Highlander wig. I thought Braveheart briefly but the blue paint, bad skin, and glasses seemed like the worst idea.
A middle aged man in a “Braveheart” wig and Renfest black shirt (and a Loki/TVA lanyard because capitalism.)
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A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 10/10/2025
Having a Spooky Month for my Thursday stream - but so happy that in November I can come back with the card version of #mythicgme by @tanapigeonwmg.bsky.social! Yes, rolling dice is awesome but when I’m streaming there’s already so much on-screen to track… having the GME on the side will be great!
A variety of cards from the Mythic Game Master Emulator deck. “Yes” and “No” are printed in large letters on each card, but smaller text shows ideas for actions, people, and things, as well as what can happen in the scene or if the scene will be changed in any way.
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A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 05/10/2025
“Grocery Bags at Freddy’s” did not capture the terror of the original.
A cold items reusable grocery band with a half gallon of milk visible. A stuffed Freddy Fazbear is peeking out through the bag’s handles.
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A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 03/10/2025
#dachshund time
A black and tan dachshund sitting in a blanket “nest”. He is facing to the right side of the picture, and doesn’t seem particularly interested in being photographed.A black and tan dachshund sitting in a blanket “nest”. He is facing to the left of the picture, wondering why I have a phone in his face.
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A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 30/09/2025
Not a controversial opinion, no matter what DC's editor in chief thinks. Journey Into Mystery issue 630, Oct 2011 (part of the Fear Itself storyline which was basically an entire storyline of "Nazis are bad, their only power is causing fear, and we need to stand against that.")
The Asgardian character, Volstagg the Vast, is telling a story to his children. Volstagg asks, "What do we say about Nazis, children?" Five children shout back, "Death to Nazis!" Volstagg responds, "That's right."
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A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 23/09/2025
After. Also, I appear to be Legion; the "contributors" went from 21. That would be "contributions" or "copies bought", not "contributors." Anyway, itch.io/s/160017/the... by @cannibalhalfling.bsky.social is still awesome.
The shop page for the game "The Cog That Remains" again. It says that it has raised $105.44 of a $219.71 goal.
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A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 23/09/2025
more like "changed my mind i'm buying one copy for $30 instead of doing individual gifts and the people can just share it around"
A clip of text from the itch.io page saying, "Changed your mind? Keep the purchase for yourself"
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A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 23/09/2025
itch.io/s/160017/the... before
The shop page for the game "The Cog That Remains". It says that it has raised $75.44 of a $219.71 goal.
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A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 18/09/2025
@wjmacguffin.bsky.social and @keithgarrett.bsky.social, I love you. #paranoiarpg
A section from the 2023 Paranoia rulebook regarding the game's currency (since Alpha Complex is a Utopia, nobody needs money, they can just use social currency - "Thank yous" aka XP Points - which completely coincidentally can be used as fiat currency. "A citizen with several thousand thankyous is likely trustworthy, whereas one with few XP Points is probably a traitorous bastard worthy of only scorn, derision and mild-to-moderate waterboarding. In other words, the rich can be trusted but the poor are always suspect. Great to see relaxing games that have nothing in common with the real world!"
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A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 18/09/2025
Paranoia core rulebook by @mongoosepublishing.bsky.social - 2023. Why I backed this project's Kickstarter. A good thing to read two years later. "You can mock anything about society or politics except gender, sexual preference, race, or ethnicity; that bullshit isn't allowed."
A clip from the Core Rulebook of the game "Paranoia"; it reads:

Paranoia has always been heavy on satire (not parody, there is a big difference). It mocks government, religion, business, capitalism, communism and a whole lot more. It can also get more specific in satire, such as mocking bro culture, anti-vaxxers and egghead intellectuals. Some people might find a sacred cow or two being satirised and get upset. However, Paranoia’s setting does not deal with gender, sexual preference, race or ethnicity. None of that matters to the game’s setting, so they should never appear at the table/screen.
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A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 18/09/2025
Never forget.
The cover to a comic book, "Anita Blake: The Laughing Corpse," a spin-off of a book series by Laurell K Hamilton. It is not a Marvel property. The main character - who, in the story, is a normal human being with some necromancy training - is battling Wolverine and both appear to be trying to kill each other. In the top left corner, boxes say "Variant Edition", "Mature Content", and then in VERY small letters (which has been zoomed in on in a second box) "Wolverine does not appear in this issue."
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A Screaming Wyvern @screamingwyvern.com · 18/09/2025
I've given up on heroics; it's time to be sensible and rational in Paranoia by @mongoosepublishing.bsky.social. I'll be relying on the #MythicGME by @tanapigeonwmg.bsky.social to run a #solorpg experience. And these "Random Computer Emotion" cards! Join me at youtube.com/live/k2SRNXu...
A series of playing cards representing the emotions of The Computer, benevolent overlord of the role playing game PARANOIA. There are sixteen in total, with emojis in a retro-style computer monitor - Angry, Chill, Happy, Neutral, Upset, Terrified, Confused, Thoughtful, In Pain, Feeling Silly, Sleepy, Suspicious, Concerned, Annoyed, Tranquil, and In Love, which will be used along with the "Computer Die" to see how the Computer is feeling when they communicate with the character.
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