Jill Jones @screamingredm.bsky.social · 11/04/2025Went online for social interaction, got exasperated and annoyed. I have chosen a John Wick marathon. The cat has chosen extra scritches. 071
Jill Jones @screamingredm.bsky.social · 04/02/2025She would like everyone know she was not stinky and she definitely did not need her ears cleaned. Also, sweetpea and vanilla pet wipes are the work of the devil. 020
Jill Jones @screamingredm.bsky.social · 19/01/2025I unexpectedly have tomorrow off. I'm gonna make a big pot of soup and biscuits. 000
Jill Jones @screamingredm.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Monkey bread is a Christmas breakfast tradition. Scrambled eggs, bacon, orange juice, and coffee. After this comes gifts, games, charcuterie and movies. 010
Jill Jones @screamingredm.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Broke into the fancy Christmas cheese over here. 010
Jill Jones @screamingredm.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Most of these delicious snickerdoodles will go out as gifts. I ate 2 before they were cool they have to go. 020
Jill Jones @screamingredm.bsky.social · 09/12/2024That's both the advantage and disadvantage of living in a small town. My postmaster is my neighbor and if I give her cookies they better be on point. 😂 I do and they are! 030
Jill Jones @screamingredm.bsky.social · 07/12/2024How should I feel about the death of a man that made millions from denying health care to his company's customers? 000
Jill Jones @screamingredm.bsky.social · 06/12/2024I had a cough yesterday, I wasn't sure if it was allergies or a cold. I wore a mask to the post office, I got looks like I was an idiot until I had a coughing fit in the corner. 010
Jill Jones @screamingredm.bsky.social · 04/12/2024I didn't think the Leopard Eating Faces Party would eat my face! 010
Jill Jones @screamingredm.bsky.social · 04/12/2024It's my day off and someone is making me waffles. Booyah! 010
Jill Jones @screamingredm.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Is your friend bougie or a pyro? That determines the features you look for. Does it need marshmallow fork rests or heat resistant alloy? 100
Jill Jones @screamingredm.bsky.social · 02/12/2024I had to contact customer service because a package was lost. I was polite to the person who answered. I've worked a help line, this person was traumatized. I feel bad I couldn't stay on the line with them, I must have been the only decent person they talked to all week. 020
Jill Jones @screamingredm.bsky.social · 01/12/2024I tried that at work, they asked me not to do it again. 020
Jill Jones @screamingredm.bsky.social · 27/11/2024It's called putting away the leftovers and you're helping. 👍 010
Jill Jones @screamingredm.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Someone is thrilled you booked a vacation over Thanksgiving in the middle of nowhere. You Suck. If you brought children with you, F#&* you. If you let them run wild they should be removed from your care, A$$#0!#$. 010
Jill Jones @screamingredm.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Candied yams are garbage, marshmallows aren't dinner food unless you're 5 and it's your birthday. Save time and taste buds just bake them. Split them open add compound garlic butter. 010
Jill Jones @screamingredm.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Living in a tiny town. Neighbor/Boss calling... Me What do you want? NB There's smoke by your place! Me Yup, burn barrel burning. NB Oh okay just thought I'd check. No wind at the moment, got to light it before it's full. 020
Jill Jones @screamingredm.bsky.social · 25/11/2024The heating pad died, she would like everyone to know how unhappy she is. The larger, warmer, softer heated throw is unacceptable. After this picture was taken she left to complain to the primary human about my poor service. 010
Jill Jones @screamingredm.bsky.social · 25/11/2024My personal best is 14 turkeys cooked for Thanksgiving. I think the single 12# bird I'm doing this year should be a breeze. 000
Reposted by Jill Jones Grapie Deltaco @grapiedeltaco.bsky.social · 19/11/2024“What radicalized you?” Bro I was told to treat people the way I would want to be treated in kindergarten and it made sense idk what else there is to say 2293333211527
Jill Jones @screamingredm.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Angelface Murderbritches says a chilly day off means blanket time on the couch. 030
Jill Jones @screamingredm.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Abortion bans kill women. I had pregnancy go horrifically wrong years ago, if I my doctor had to wait even one hour to treat me I would have died. 110
Reposted by Jill Jones ProPublica @propublica.org · 21/11/2024Georgia officials have dismissed all members of the state's Maternal Mortality Review Committee, which is charged with investigating deaths of pregnant women, in response to ProPublica's reporting on the deaths of Amber Thurman and Candi Miller.propub.liGeorgia Dismissed All Members of Maternal Mortality Committee After ProPublica Obtained Internal Details of Two DeathsIn a letter, the state’s public health commissioner said the action was taken because “confidential information provided to the Maternal Mortality Review Committee was inappropriately shared with outs... 881560796
Jill Jones @screamingredm.bsky.social · 21/11/2024I accidentally bought four bags of popping corn. If I make food gifts this year everyone is getting carmel corn! 000
Jill Jones @screamingredm.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Someone driving 15 mph under the limit because of tailgaters doubled my commute time. I laughed the entire time. My normal commute time is four minutes. I laughed even harder at the person behind me that floored it after I turned and then almost instantly had to brake. 000
Reposted by Jill Jones Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 18/11/2024I made a blocklist for some of the new showing up to troll anti trans folks. No oxygen for these schmoes! bsky.app/profile/did:... 95676402710
Jill Jones @screamingredm.bsky.social · 18/11/2024I have, ages ago. Unless I'm planning on giving it all away as gifts I won't. 100
Jill Jones @screamingredm.bsky.social · 17/11/2024I spoke to soon. ☹️ I have four or five more hours of stuff to do. Also an hour or so of stuff to help someone else out. But I'm getting paid and the boss owes me a bottle of Woodford. 000
Jill Jones @screamingredm.bsky.social · 17/11/2024If every time I condemn patriarchy, nationalism, white supremacy, and homophobia you assume I'm condemning Christians, that tells me all I need to know about your version of "Christianity.” I stole this from a white dude that stole it from another white dude I don't know where he got it. Very white 021
Reposted by Jill Jones Ilan Schwartz @germhuntermd.bsky.social · 16/11/2024The perfect GIF doesn't exi...media.tenor.coma man says we 're going to die in front of bookshelvesAlt: RFK in front of bookshelves says "we're going to die" 2063966
Jill Jones @screamingredm.bsky.social · 16/11/2024My part of the project is done, it's up to everyone else to panic. So, here's the view outside my workspace. 100
Jill Jones @screamingredm.bsky.social · 16/11/2024I kinda pick through carefully. I don't even follow back all the people that follow me. Mostly the ones that have just thirst pics that don't give me thirst. 000
Jill Jones @screamingredm.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Did I get my goals accomplished today? Fuck no. I did cook some tasty noms? Yeah. Other than that, I decided to just be. "You're a human being not a human doing. Try to be quiet for a minute." - my exhausted mother when I was little and parasitically draining her of all her energy. 010
Jill Jones @screamingredm.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Try burying it in silica gel packs if that doesn't work. 110
Jill Jones @screamingredm.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Sorry, I've been busy trolling through other farkers followers looking for more peeps to follow. 😆 010
Jill Jones @screamingredm.bsky.social · 15/11/2024"Greg Abbott for Secretary of Standing" Blessings to the person who originally posted it. I lost you when I dropped my phone laughing. 010
Reposted by Jill Jones 𝑀𝒶𝓎𝓇𝒶°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･🫧 @lepapillonblue.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Exactly 💯 1023243493631
Jill Jones @screamingredm.bsky.social · 15/11/2024I have the day off today. I pledged to clean out the baking cabinet and make cookies. I would very much like to skip to the part where I'm eating snickerdoodles and the cabinet is clean. A powdered sugar bag exploded in there. Send tots and pears. 110
Reposted by Jill Jones George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Be like Mark Hamill. 827533997426
Jill Jones @screamingredm.bsky.social · 14/11/2024I hope you don't die. I would need a handful of antacids to eat that. 😆 110
Reposted by Jill Jones Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 14/11/2024here’s a comic about ❤️being kind❤️ 329348875679
Reposted by Jill Jones Chuck Sanders @chucksanders.org · 13/11/2024Someone shared this with me, I can’t take credit for it but it made me laugh 28216
