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Jill Jones

@screamingredm.bsky.social
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Just some Terlingua desert rat being blue surrounded by red.

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Jill Jones @screamingredm.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Y'all is a pronoun, y'all.
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Jill Jones @screamingredm.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Went online for social interaction, got exasperated and annoyed. I have chosen a John Wick marathon. The cat has chosen extra scritches.
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Jill Jones @screamingredm.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
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Jill Jones @screamingredm.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
She would like everyone know she was not stinky and she definitely did not need her ears cleaned. Also, sweetpea and vanilla pet wipes are the work of the devil.
Calico cat curled on fuzzy green blanket with a look of betrayal on her face.
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Jill Jones @screamingredm.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I unexpectedly have tomorrow off. I'm gonna make a big pot of soup and biscuits.
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Jill Jones @screamingredm.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Monkey bread is a Christmas breakfast tradition. Scrambled eggs, bacon, orange juice, and coffee. After this comes gifts, games, charcuterie and movies.
Cinnamon pull apart bread made with copious amounts of sugar and premade buttermilk biscuit dough.
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Jill Jones @screamingredm.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Most of these delicious snickerdoodles will go out as gifts. I ate 2 before they were cool they have to go.
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Jill Jones @screamingredm.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
How should I feel about the death of a man that made millions from denying health care to his company's customers?
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Jill Jones @screamingredm.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I had a cough yesterday, I wasn't sure if it was allergies or a cold. I wore a mask to the post office, I got looks like I was an idiot until I had a coughing fit in the corner.
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Jill Jones @screamingredm.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I didn't think the Leopard Eating Faces Party would eat my face!
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Jill Jones @screamingredm.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
It's my day off and someone is making me waffles. Booyah!
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Jill Jones @screamingredm.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I had to contact customer service because a package was lost. I was polite to the person who answered. I've worked a help line, this person was traumatized. I feel bad I couldn't stay on the line with them, I must have been the only decent person they talked to all week.
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Jill Jones @screamingredm.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Brown chicken standing in a field with trees in the background; wearing garden gnome costume, a red felt pointed cap on top of the chicken's head, with white beard, blue tunic belted with gold, brown pants and white boots under its head held on with an elastic band.
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Jill Jones @screamingredm.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Someone is thrilled you booked a vacation over Thanksgiving in the middle of nowhere. You Suck. If you brought children with you, F#&* you. If you let them run wild they should be removed from your care, A$$#0!#$.
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Jill Jones @screamingredm.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Candied yams are garbage, marshmallows aren't dinner food unless you're 5 and it's your birthday. Save time and taste buds just bake them. Split them open add compound garlic butter.
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Jill Jones @screamingredm.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Living in a tiny town. Neighbor/Boss calling... Me What do you want? NB There's smoke by your place! Me Yup, burn barrel burning. NB Oh okay just thought I'd check. No wind at the moment, got to light it before it's full.
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Jill Jones @screamingredm.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
The heating pad died, she would like everyone to know how unhappy she is. The larger, warmer, softer heated throw is unacceptable. After this picture was taken she left to complain to the primary human about my poor service.
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Jill Jones @screamingredm.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
My personal best is 14 turkeys cooked for Thanksgiving. I think the single 12# bird I'm doing this year should be a breeze.
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Grapie Deltaco @grapiedeltaco.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
“What radicalized you?” Bro I was told to treat people the way I would want to be treated in kindergarten and it made sense idk what else there is to say
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Jill Jones @screamingredm.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Angelface Murderbritches says a chilly day off means blanket time on the couch.
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Jill Jones @screamingredm.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Abortion bans kill women. I had pregnancy go horrifically wrong years ago, if I my doctor had to wait even one hour to treat me I would have died.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 21/11/2024
Georgia officials have dismissed all members of the state's Maternal Mortality Review Committee, which is charged with investigating deaths of pregnant women, in response to ProPublica's reporting on the deaths of Amber Thurman and Candi Miller.
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Georgia Dismissed All Members of Maternal Mortality Committee After ProPublica Obtained Internal Details of Two Deaths
In a letter, the state’s public health commissioner said the action was taken because “confidential information provided to the Maternal Mortality Review Committee was inappropriately shared with outs...
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Jill Jones @screamingredm.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Someone driving 15 mph under the limit because of tailgaters doubled my commute time. I laughed the entire time. My normal commute time is four minutes. I laughed even harder at the person behind me that floored it after I turned and then almost instantly had to brake.
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I made a blocklist for some of the new showing up to troll anti trans folks. No oxygen for these schmoes! bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Jill Jones @screamingredm.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
If every time I condemn patriarchy, nationalism, white supremacy, and homophobia you assume I'm condemning Christians, that tells me all I need to know about your version of "Christianity.” I stole this from a white dude that stole it from another white dude I don't know where he got it. Very white
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Ilan Schwartz @germhuntermd.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
The perfect GIF doesn't exi...
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a man says we 're going to die in front of bookshelves
Alt: RFK in front of bookshelves says "we're going to die"
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Jill Jones @screamingredm.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
My part of the project is done, it's up to everyone else to panic. So, here's the view outside my workspace.
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Jill Jones @screamingredm.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Did I get my goals accomplished today? Fuck no. I did cook some tasty noms? Yeah. Other than that, I decided to just be. "You're a human being not a human doing. Try to be quiet for a minute." - my exhausted mother when I was little and parasitically draining her of all her energy.
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Jill Jones @screamingredm.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
"Greg Abbott for Secretary of Standing" Blessings to the person who originally posted it. I lost you when I dropped my phone laughing.
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𝑀𝒶𝓎𝓇𝒶°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・🫧 @lepapillonblue.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Exactly 💯
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Jill Jones @screamingredm.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I have the day off today. I pledged to clean out the baking cabinet and make cookies. I would very much like to skip to the part where I'm eating snickerdoodles and the cabinet is clean. A powdered sugar bag exploded in there. Send tots and pears.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Be like Mark Hamill.
Quote saying his political posts are because he loves his country and feels it’s his patriotic duty to oppose “this demented sociopath with every fibre of me being.”
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
here’s a comic about ❤️being kind❤️
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Christy 💙 @christyh.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
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Chuck Sanders @chucksanders.org · 13/11/2024
Someone shared this with me, I can’t take credit for it but it made me laugh
A screenshot from “Seinfeld” showing George and Susan. George asks
“If you have sex in a Cybertruck is that
Cybersex?”
Susan responds
“You're an idiot.
Nobody who drives
a Cybertruck is having sex.”
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Jill Jones @screamingredm.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
To be totally honest I almost didn't make an account. The amount of scrolling necessary to put in my birth date was crushing.
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Ben Guilfoy @bkguilfoy.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
The real reason Batman doesn't kill
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Jill Jones @screamingredm.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
My boss was trying to be fun and whimsical yesterday. Obviously I had a ugly crying breakdown when he asked me why I was annoyed with him. To his credit he did not flee. I'm a little less annoyed.
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Jill Jones @screamingredm.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
She wants you to know I am not the primary human I just have a heating pad.
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Jill Jones @screamingredm.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I hate setting up new accounts and navigating new platforms, so you know I'm just doing it for you. 🏳️‍🌈😻
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