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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 8h

Maybe it's one of those back-alley Brazilian butt lifts, and his keister is full of Liquid Nails and Quikrete.

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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

“That’s it? As a supposed Michigander that’s the breadth of your opinion on the Red Wings?”

The “That’s the breadth of your opinion” scene from Lanterns. Kyle Chandler as Hal Jordan looks skeptical.

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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

He’s not beating the allegations.

An orangutan making a face like Donald Trump’s in the OP.

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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

He’s not beating the allegations.

An orangutan making a face like Donald Trump, lower lip jutting out.

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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Show me a picture from your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie

Photo of an owl taken at the Dallas Aquarium. The owls eyes are big and round, and he stares off in the distance, as if questioning every life choice he has ever made.

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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

My man looks like if Eddie Peabody took up being a douchebag instead of the banjo.

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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

She looks like someone just told her they know what she did last summer.

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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Here’s hoping he brings his “Trump Touch” to the Republican strongholds.

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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

That’s the logo from the 2024 Libertarian Party national convention.

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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

John Francis Daley would knock it out of the park.

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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Hey, AAC is really nice. I’m still a little upset that the Stars are leaving it for (shudders) Plano.

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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

At least it’s not piss yellow.

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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Author of the infamous Evangelical Christian “Chick tracts.” Your post reminded me of them, only your art is better and the humor is intentional.

A four-panel black-and-white comic excerpt in a lurid, exaggerated illustration style (Chick tract). Panel 1: A young woman gestures while talking to an ornately dressed elderly woman at a restaurant table, saying a man drank her drink and dropped dead. Panel 2: The elderly woman, wide-eyed and shocked, holds a phone and shouts that the drink was poisoned, asking what’s going on. Panel 3: A ghostly, jewelry-covered spirit figure looms behind the young woman as she walks, warning her that she has an unseen enemy named Satan who has been planning her destruction for years. Panel 4: The young woman approaches a glass door, with a small demonic creature crouched on the ground nearby; a caption says her only hope is Jesus Christ. A Bible verse (1 Peter 5:8) about being vigilant against the devil appears at the bottom.

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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Hey, when did Mad start publishing Jack Chick?

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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

It’s North Korea bullshit. Everyone else in the world sees Lake Ontario. We see what “Dear Leader” calls it.

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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

He looks like the offspring of grout fungus and brylcream

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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

He looks like Fire Marshall Bill before the accidents.

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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

He looks like if Brad went to Brigham Young University instead of Frank-N-Furter’s castle.

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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express.

t: A grid of 35 screenshots of Stan Marsh from South Park, each captioned with an emotion word, under the heading “How are you feeling today?” In every image Stan is doing his trademark expression: pinching the bridge of his nose with his eyes squeezed shut, with only the background and framing varying slightly between cells. The emotions shown, in order, are: Aggressive, Agonized, Anxious, Apologetic, Arrogant, Bashful, Blissful, Bored, Cautious, Confident, Demure, Determined, Disappointed, Disapproving, Disgusted, Frustrated, Happy, Horrified, Hurt, Indifferent, Lonely, Meditative, Miserable, Obstinate, Pained, Perplexed, Prudish, Puzzled, Regretful, Relieved, Sad, Shocked, Surprised, Sympathetic, and Withdrawn.

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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Optimist: the glass is half full Pessimist: the glass is half empty Ecomm copywriter: the glass is tumbler, mug, cup, goblet…

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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

@alfreds-mad-world.bsky.social has Mad ever done a parody of the show Monk, and if so was it called Shmunck?

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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally

A cellphone shot of the Pirates of the Caribbean ride sign at Disneyland, shot from the queue line at night.

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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

“Yo dawg, I heard you liked debt, so I bought back your debt with more debt!”

Screenshot of a news app showing two grouped headlines: “US Treasury increases bond buybacks to ease market stress,” with sub-articles from Forbes, The New York Times, and NBC News, plus a featured WSJ article headlined “Stock Market Today: Bessent Signals Treasury Buybacks Could Exceed $4 Billion” alongside a stylized illustration of a bull made of stock-chart and dollar-sign graphics. Below it, a second group: “Treasury data shows US national debt tops $40 trillion,” with sub-articles from AP News, Yahoo Finance, and The Hill, plus a featured NPR article headlined “Three things to know about the $40 trillion federal debt,” shown next to a photo of a digital national debt counter mounted on a truck reading “$40,047,520,904,160.”

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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Trump loves keeping healthcare expensive. Why do it in one copay when you can do it in five?

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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I have a better answer for 10: Movie novelizations! I grew up in a church that frowned on going to the movies, so I read a lot. Faves include the novelizations of E.T. and Buckaroo Banzai.

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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

18. I don’t hate them, I just don’t seek them out. Don’t have a favorite period. 19. I don’t really dislike any books. I have indifference to certain books—sparkly vampire stuff—but I don’t dislike them. 20. Engaging characters.

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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

17. The Monster at the End of This Book (which could be all five), The Francis books by the Hobans, The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tails, Where the Wild Things Are, and Mister Dog: The Dog Who Belonged to Himself

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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

15. Two buddies with great series: JC Macek III with his Jake Slater mysteries and Garrick Blake with his Lawrence Miller ghost stories. 16. I don’t know. Maybe if I was trying to win a Pizza Hut personal pan pizza I’d keep better track. Maybe 6 or 7.

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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

12. Oh yeah. We moved around a lot and I got to read To Kill a Mockingbird twice. Of Mice and Men. Never got into Gatsby, though. 13. I think so. Don’t really use it. 14. When I was a kid. Not anymore.

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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

8. The Monster at the End of This Book. 9. At night, in bed. 10. Pursuant to the Dave Grohl rule, no. But in the spirit of this list… probably the aforementioned Space Cadet. Actually, all of Heinlein’s juveniles. 11. I used to really enjoy Seth Godin’s stuff. Books about writing—King’s On Writing!

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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

6. I read A Wrinkle in Time for the first time. I got through the first three volumes of Blue Period. 7. I can’t pinpoint it. We always had books when I was a kid. Maybe The Space Hut. Later on I got into Hardy Boys and consumed those books like they were cheese puffs.

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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

2. The Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, The Name of the Rose by Eco, One Hundred Years of Solitude by Márquez, The Stand, and The Monster at the End of This Book 3. Sci-Fi, with horror a close second. 4. Lately, manga and horror. 5. Mostly Amazon these days. I miss Borders.

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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

1. Either The Empty Space by Peter Brook or Space Cadet by Robert Heinlein. (It was my first Heinlein when I was 13, and I’m overly fond of it.)

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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Rand Paul is a tin pot McCarthy, and history will treat him as such.

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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I mean, okay, but it’s *been* a torture chamber for a bunch of people—many of them smart as hell—for a very long time.

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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Ironic, since they definitely DON’T believe when you’re here you’re family.

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Celeste Pewter @celestepewter.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Okay, nvm - I'm deleting my original post (about China), because this swerved into a different direction, which honestly, I should have expected. Things to do right now: 1. Check your voter registration at iwillvote.com. 2. Text five friends/family to do the same tonight.