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Andrew Moore

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Writer, Dallas Stars fan

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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
“That’s it? As a supposed Michigander that’s the breadth of your opinion on the Red Wings?”
The “That’s the breadth of your opinion” scene from Lanterns. Kyle Chandler as Hal Jordan looks skeptical.
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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
He’s not beating the allegations.
An orangutan making a face like Donald Trump, lower lip jutting out.
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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Show me a picture from your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie
Photo of an owl taken at the Dallas Aquarium. The owls eyes are big and round, and he stares off in the distance, as if questioning every life choice he has ever made.
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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
She looks like someone just told her they know what she did last summer.
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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Feminize a band Mötherhead
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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Weird Fiction Quarterly: Liminal Spaces & Beings is out! My story "The Place Where They Take Things" is in this one. As always, bowled away to be counted among such a talented group of writers. www.amazon.com/Weird-Fictio...
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Weird Fiction Quarterly: Liminal Spaces & Beings 2026
Weird Fiction Quarterly: Liminal Spaces & Beings 2026 [Weird Fiction Quarterly, Murray, Will, Piedmont, Gevera Bert, Wiswell, TL, Phan, Cindy, Gorman, Matthew Aaron, Braun, Daniel, Moore, Andrew, Dumars, Lisa Morton, Gucker, Nick The Hat ] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Weird Fiction Quarterly: Liminal Spaces & Beings 2026
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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
That’s the logo from the 2024 Libertarian Party national convention.
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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
At least it’s not piss yellow.
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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Every time I see the name “Leon Black” in headlines.
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Leon Black in Larry David's Office: What the F*ck Is Up?
Alt: Leon Black (JB Smoove) in Larry David's Office: What the F*ck Is Up?
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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express.
t: A grid of 35 screenshots of Stan Marsh from South Park, each captioned with an emotion word, under the heading “How are you feeling today?” In every image Stan is doing his trademark expression: pinching the bridge of his nose with his eyes squeezed shut, with only the background and framing varying slightly between cells. The emotions shown, in order, are: Aggressive, Agonized, Anxious, Apologetic, Arrogant, Bashful, Blissful, Bored, Cautious, Confident, Demure, Determined, Disappointed, Disapproving, Disgusted, Frustrated, Happy, Horrified, Hurt, Indifferent, Lonely, Meditative, Miserable, Obstinate, Pained, Perplexed, Prudish, Puzzled, Regretful, Relieved, Sad, Shocked, Surprised, Sympathetic, and Withdrawn.
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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Optimist: the glass is half full Pessimist: the glass is half empty Ecomm copywriter: the glass is tumbler, mug, cup, goblet…
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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
@alfreds-mad-world.bsky.social has Mad ever done a parody of the show Monk, and if so was it called Shmunck?
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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally
A cellphone shot of the Pirates of the Caribbean ride sign at Disneyland, shot from the queue line at night.
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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
“Yo dawg, I heard you liked debt, so I bought back your debt with more debt!”
Screenshot of a news app showing two grouped headlines: “US Treasury increases bond buybacks to ease market stress,” with sub-articles from Forbes, The New York Times, and NBC News, plus a featured WSJ article headlined “Stock Market Today: Bessent Signals Treasury Buybacks Could Exceed $4 Billion” alongside a stylized illustration of a bull made of stock-chart and dollar-sign graphics. Below it, a second group: “Treasury data shows US national debt tops $40 trillion,” with sub-articles from AP News, Yahoo Finance, and The Hill, plus a featured NPR article headlined “Three things to know about the $40 trillion federal debt,” shown next to a photo of a digital national debt counter mounted on a truck reading “$40,047,520,904,160.”
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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Parody movie poster for “Smile” featuring an extreme close-up of Natalie Harp’s face, tightly cropped to show her eyes, nose, and wide grinning smile with visible teeth. White serif text at top reads “ONCE YOU SEE IT / IT’S TOO LATE.” The word “SMILE” appears in large red serif capital letters across the center of her face. White text at the bottom reads “IN CINEMAS / SEPTEMBER 28.”
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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Fasssssshion over function.
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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
1. Either The Empty Space by Peter Brook or Space Cadet by Robert Heinlein. (It was my first Heinlein when I was 13, and I’m overly fond of it.)
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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Rand Paul is a tin pot McCarthy, and history will treat him as such.
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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I mean, okay, but it’s *been* a torture chamber for a bunch of people—many of them smart as hell—for a very long time.
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Celeste Pewter @celestepewter.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Okay, nvm - I'm deleting my original post (about China), because this swerved into a different direction, which honestly, I should have expected. Things to do right now: 1. Check your voter registration at iwillvote.com. 2. Text five friends/family to do the same tonight.
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I Will Vote
Be a voter. Find everything you need to vote in your state’s next election.
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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
So… gender-affirming care?
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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Basically every Republican meme about Talarico.
A portrait photo of James Talarico standing on a staircase. The words “OOGA BOOGA” have been overlayed in large block letters.
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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Drop Something ANIMATED. Small production team, animated by hand: youtu.be/vLvq6p20Z3M?...
youtu.be
GUYS NEXT DOOR | EPISODE 1: PILOT
YouTube video by Guys Next Door
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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I shouldn’t be this tied up in knots over a SCOTUS decision that should be 9-0 in favor of the motherfucking Constitution.
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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
In other words: “It is essential that Dems gerrymander so that they can ban gerrymandering.” This is an object lesson in Popper’s Paradox.
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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
“You know what the best part of my day is? It's for about ten seconds when I turn on my phone to when I open my news app. 'Cause I think maybe I'll open it up and I'll look and the headline will be there. No goodbye, no "see ya later", no nothin'. He’s just gone. I don't know much, but I know that.”
A screengrab from Good Will Hunting. Ben Affleck as Chuckie. Dialog caption at the bottom of the pic reads “You know what the best part of my day is”.
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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Trifling honkies make brown people feel unwelcome as fuck and then blame them for not wanting to be more like trifling honkies.
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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Happy Father’s Day!
Two panels. Panel one: Luke Skywalker on Endor after turning himself in to Darth Vader. Luke: “Father, there is good in you, I can sense it.”
Panel two: Luke and Darth Vader. Vader is wearing a MAGA hat, and says, “lol.” Luke is doing a take to camera.
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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I had jury duty earlier this year. My pool sat outside a courtroom waiting to be called in. It never happened. When the judge finally let us go, he came out to tell us, “Don’t think you wasted your day.” He said our presence helped encourage several plea deals that avoided trial.
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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
My wife and I like to do bingefests (usually around the holidays). This is the second summer we’ve done Denzel Summer Nights, because the man’s oeuvre is phenomenal. Tonight it’s American Gangster.
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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
“Tell Abbott… the elephants remember.”
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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
IT’S RESIDUAL!
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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I’m serializing a story that has been rattling around since 2003. I haven’t really promoted it, in part because I don’t know what it is.
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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
It’s the Eric Andre shooter meme, all day, everyday.
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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Give me the most 80s song you can think of. youtu.be/YW0sxgYAmLM?...
youtu.be
Chaka Khan - I Feel for You (Official Music Video) [HD Remaster]
YouTube video by Chaka Khan
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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Trump is evidence you can’t buy class. Also, you can’t steal it, defraud others of it, or be bribed with it.
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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Context switching at work from managerial stuff to creative stuff…
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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I went through the entire Hitchhiker’s series as a teen without knowing what the hell a Ford Prefect was. I can’t imagine enjoying those books without feeling the writer behind the book. (Granted, Adams didn’t write YA.)
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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I read this as “Ed Gein” at first, and honestly it makes as much sense.
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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Too bad there’s not a Pulitzer category for screen grabs.
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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
This is a great read.
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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
May the Fourth Be With You!
A pretty crappy hand drawn comic. Three panels. Panel #1, L to R, Chewbacca, Han, and Leia. Leia asks, “Alright, fly-boy. What’s your story?” Han, pointing to himself, replies, “I’m a smuggler.” Leia says, “And the walking carpet?” (Chewbacca is muttering, “rrrargghh.”)

Panel #2, close up on Han and Leia. Han, pointing at Chewbacca, says, “He’s the SNUGGLER.” Leia is making big eyes.

Panel #3, Leia is hugging Chewbacca. Both look very happy and have their eyes closed. Cartoon hearts fill the air above them. Han is standing off to the side, hands on hips, rolling his eyes.
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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only Sanford and Son The Addams Family M*A*S*H Monty Python’s Flying Circus Cheers Newhart The Simpsons Star Trek: The Next Generation Felicity The Sopranos The Wire Community Shrinking The Pitt Paradise Honorable mention: Station 11
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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Saying Obama’s full name doesn’t work as an insult because it’s an objectively beautiful name. Go on. Say it out loud: Barack Hussein Obama.
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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
“And if you don’t stop crying I’ll ‘end’ eight more!”
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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
We really need someone to set up a calculator of what it’s going to cost to dig ourselves out of the hole Trump is putting us in. I was thinking about Iran and the reparations were going to be on the hook for.
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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
The only acceptable substitution that allows a Reuben sandwich to remain a Reuben sandwich is Thousand Island dressing for Russian dressing. Pastrami? Not a Reuben.
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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Leaking is nothing to be ashamed of. It happens to older guys. See your urologist, get your prostate checked, etc.
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Andrew Moore @scrapsflippy.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
What if you stand for what you fell for?
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