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Scout Tzofiya Bolton

@scouttzofiya.bsky.social
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Radio presenter, poet, activist, ex-con. Oh c'mon it's not like nobody knows. Word was always going to get out eventually that I went on to become a radio presenter. Www.scouttzofiyabolton.com

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Scout Tzofiya Bolton @scouttzofiya.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
i have a spectacular talent of making myself unhappy on command
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Scout Tzofiya Bolton @scouttzofiya.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Doctor all of a sudden writing specific brand names of the meds that I take, meaning that - whilst in the midst of a NATIONAL SHORTAGE - they are even harder to get ✨
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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Pink building Palestine, IL
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Scout Tzofiya Bolton @scouttzofiya.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
THEY'VE CHANGED THE FORMULA OF ONE OF MY FAVOURITE VAPE JUICES THIS IS HORRIFIC NEWS
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Scout Tzofiya Bolton @scouttzofiya.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
i don't have manic episodes any more, i have replaced them with headaches and insatiable thirst
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Scout Tzofiya Bolton @scouttzofiya.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
lithium pros: 1. i like myself now so i'm expressing when someone has hurt my feelings 2. i'm waking up at 7:30am every day without an alarm lithium cons: 1. people really hate when you say they've hurt you 2. i'm waking up at 7:30am every day without an alarm
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Scout Tzofiya Bolton @scouttzofiya.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
fucking great
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Don't just talk about doing things, DO THINGS. Start local. But actually take action. It's so much better than being on the sidelines taking no risks and yelling directions at others.
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Scout Tzofiya Bolton @scouttzofiya.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Lithium is working, as evidenced by me getting up and making breakfast in the mornings??? instead of lying there thinking about my agonies??
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Scout Tzofiya Bolton @scouttzofiya.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
reinstating lithium therapy during a heatwave was so clown shoes of me
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Scout Tzofiya Bolton @scouttzofiya.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
ABOUT FUCKIN TIME
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Scout Tzofiya Bolton @scouttzofiya.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
"For sale: Barry Manilow tickets, never used"
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Scout Tzofiya Bolton @scouttzofiya.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
i see uk saturday night live have also decided to indulge in the "northerners are stupid and sound funny" trope, good good, great stuff
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Scout Tzofiya Bolton @scouttzofiya.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
the way Elliott Smith sings, "you" before the line "I had plans for both of us that involve a trip out of town" in Miss Misery is just perfection
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Scout Tzofiya Bolton @scouttzofiya.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
an albatross on the soul
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Scout Tzofiya Bolton @scouttzofiya.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
sometimes i think, what if i'm not mentally ill? what if i'm just super committed to the bit? and then i get committed to the ward and i'm like right right right right
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 08/06/2026
More than 1,300 deaths a month in England due to long A&E waits, figures suggest
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More than 1,300 deaths a month in England due to long A&E waits, figures suggest
Senior medical staff call for solutions to tackle root causes of excess deaths amid tenfold increase in a decade More than 1,300 patients a month in England are dying needlessly due to long A&E waits, a tenfold rise in a decade, figures suggest. There were more than 300 deaths linked to long waits every week in 2025, up from 30 a week in 2015, according to analysis by the Royal College of Emergency Medicine. Continue reading...
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Scout Tzofiya Bolton @scouttzofiya.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
What's the bracha, if any, that you say as you wash your hair the night before a haircut, is it mourners kaddish for the hair that we will lose or the shehecheyanu for the new chapter this signifies in my own personal style journey
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Scout Tzofiya Bolton @scouttzofiya.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
my doctor switched me over from immediate relsease to extended release quetiapine (seroquel) and it's like being edged by sedation
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Scout Tzofiya Bolton @scouttzofiya.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
for pride month i must remind you that freddie mercury in fact identified as bisexual, as if you couldn't already tell by the Everything about him <3
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Scout Tzofiya Bolton @scouttzofiya.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Very cool and sexy that I'm being taken off my mood stabiliser at the exact same time my antipsychotics are experience a national shortage, very hot very outrageous
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Scout Tzofiya Bolton @scouttzofiya.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
My favourite thing, honestly, is when I need to record and there's an alarm ringing incessantly outside, like that is honestly the best thing and I really look forward to reading about it in tomorrow's Neighbourhood Watch round robin
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
happy pride, everyone
Leaky Blinders guy yelling

You're gay this month.
You're all fucking gay this month!
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Scout Tzofiya Bolton @scouttzofiya.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Hey if you think you're working class because you can't afford to own a house in London you could try buying a house in Burnley since you're one of us now and I'm sure you'd love it
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Scout Tzofiya Bolton @scouttzofiya.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Mad people notice when people claim to be allies, but won't date a Mad person. What are you scared of? Having a really sleepy girlfriend? Dating someone who drinks a lot of diet pop because of lithium side effects? Or is it you're not really an ally, is it you participate in the stigma?
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Scout Tzofiya Bolton @scouttzofiya.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Anyway speaking of hating yourself I'm back on the lithium so probably that will help and it will have the added bonus of me not sending you guys 20 minute voice notes at 5am
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Scout Tzofiya Bolton @scouttzofiya.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I let my kid wander off for two minutes today in the museum and he got scared and found a security guard and I don't think I'm ever going to stop hating myself!
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Scout Tzofiya Bolton @scouttzofiya.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
"We saw some unusually excitable activity on your heart monitor around 2:43pm, can you think of anything that might have happened?" "Yes, I ate a big thing of Twisted Cheetos Original Cheese flavour very quickly"
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Mitch Dyer @mitchyd.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
“Please have 2+ years of experience with an engine we announced on Friday” really sums up the state of the games industry.
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Scout Tzofiya Bolton @scouttzofiya.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Just a few weeks ago I felt my thoughts were connected to the thoughts of all living things, that I knew the experience of everything around me and had already lived it and would live it again soon, time being a wheel and me being able to slow and speed it with my thoughts.
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Stephen Shapiro @stephenshapiro.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
#koln #streetart
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Scout Tzofiya Bolton @scouttzofiya.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
"And it was half-way through my traditional supper struggle meal that I realised I'd forgotten the kimchi" "And how was that for you?" "I'm never going to be the same again, it was horrifying. But I was so, so hungry" *audience applause*
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Scout Tzofiya Bolton @scouttzofiya.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
the reason people hate boy-mums is because of things like my eldest just coming in and saying, "you are exquisite, I love you, you are a beauty queen"
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Scout Tzofiya Bolton @scouttzofiya.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
My eldest, eating chunky fish fingers: "exquisite. Just exquisite. This is superlative."
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Scout Tzofiya Bolton @scouttzofiya.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Calling people a "dry drunk" just because they're not doing the steps is absolute and utter bullshit. Just be glad they're not a proper drunk. Literally that's the most important thing. Doesn't matter how. Doesn't matter that they're not EXACTLY LIKE YOU.
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Scout Tzofiya Bolton @scouttzofiya.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Let's also talk about some of these moments and a belated chag shavuot sameach/Happy Cheesecake Holiday
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Scout Tzofiya Bolton @scouttzofiya.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Let's talk about the #ARIAS2026 GUYS
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Scout Tzofiya Bolton @scouttzofiya.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
mostly the reason I work hard is because I love my job and it's important to me. one tiny bit is because sometimes I want to buy a little treat
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Scout Tzofiya Bolton @scouttzofiya.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
G-d forbid a girl go whoring after her idols
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Scout Tzofiya Bolton @scouttzofiya.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
G-d would love Ezekiel to stop *prostrating* already, people are *looking*
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Scout Tzofiya Bolton @scouttzofiya.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
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Scout Tzofiya Bolton @scouttzofiya.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Kind of a bummer I can't write a book in conversation with the book of Ezekiel since Luke Kennard kind of cornered that market, fair play
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Scout Tzofiya Bolton @scouttzofiya.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
hmu if you enjoyed the Sefer Yetzirah and wanna talk about it at length
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Scout Tzofiya Bolton @scouttzofiya.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I wrote a song tonight not that anyone CARES
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Scout Tzofiya Bolton @scouttzofiya.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Keeping my business cards inside my book of Ezekiel. Hang on, let me get you my card. Whilst I've got you, can we talk about ancient religious ecstasy in the context of how we perceive "manic episodes"?
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Scout Tzofiya Bolton @scouttzofiya.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Obviously I can't sleep because I have a long train journey to London (London?!) tomorrow for the Arias, I'm gonna be presenting an award and I'm gonna be one glossy bitch
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Scout Tzofiya Bolton @scouttzofiya.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I have a new beautiful copy of the book of Ezekiel where every other page is blank for journalling your thoughts, of which I have MANY. First amongst them being EZEKIEL WOULD BE DIAGNOSED SCHIZOPHRENIC because even in the context of *receiving prophecy* (which is enough), Ezekiel was wilding out
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Scout Tzofiya Bolton @scouttzofiya.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
proper cannot be arsed with a new pandemic, those are my official thoughts. not scared, just like ffs can we not
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Scout Tzofiya Bolton @scouttzofiya.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Every week on my show I use a bed called "cat from ipanema.mp3" and every week I put it back in my work folder and the computer asks me if I want to replace the existing file and I say yes, hoping the file will degrade and degrade, like Alvin Lucier's "I Am Sitting In A Room", but it does not :'(
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Scout Tzofiya Bolton @scouttzofiya.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
stuff my kids ask me at bedtime
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