Scouse_Ma @scousema.bsky.social · 18/12/2024I don’t do phone calls. The audacity, just email me it. 080
Scouse_Ma @scousema.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Filled in an online form to get an info pack sent to me & then it said “one of our advisors will call you shortly”. I immediately put my phone on do not disturb bc no you fucking won’t pal. 3180
Scouse_Ma @scousema.bsky.social · 17/12/2024There’s defo a sale on audacity right now, bc theres WAYYY too many cunts having it. Especially M*N. 5131
Scouse_Ma @scousema.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Ewwwww the only person I knew who ate them things was me nan 220
Scouse_Ma @scousema.bsky.social · 15/12/2024I really hope those drones in America are aliens bc I’m ready to go home yeno xxx 1130
Scouse_Ma @scousema.bsky.social · 14/12/2024You want to know what 2024 has had? The sheer, fucking audacity, that’s what. 0133
Reposted by Scouse_MaIan @ianbrock84.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Christmas time... cameltoe and wine! 031
Reposted by Scouse_MaWill @willh23.bsky.social · 13/12/2024I see some of my Twitter Haters are still bitching about me on Bluesky Stay mad bitches and tag me when you're chatting shit about me next time 💅 20543
Scouse_Ma @scousema.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Stop asking me if I’m ready for Xmas am not even ready for today, ram it Sharon 2312
Scouse_Ma @scousema.bsky.social · 12/12/2024When your autistic child is having a full on meltdown and your other neurodivergent child who “loves” a good meltdown herself comes storming in with “Listen you, I’ve got a headache. SO, SORT YE HEAD OUT & GET TO SCHOOL” 3270
Scouse_Ma @scousema.bsky.social · 11/12/2024There’s this little old lady round ours who religiously takes her elderly dog out in a pink pram every morning and I want this kind of life for me xxx 3260
Scouse_Ma @scousema.bsky.social · 10/12/2024I’m obsessed with Judge Fleischer on you tube. He’s like a flamboyant Mr Bean with some boss one liners 220
Reposted by Scouse_MaRoy c @royc67.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Same lad, his bird had been in labour for about 24 hours asked the doctor " when are you going to seduce her " he's from runcorn 071
Reposted by Scouse_MaRoy c @royc67.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Lad in work just been on the phone fuming at someone and then apologised by saying " sorry for getting aroused" nearly fell out the van 🤣 361
Scouse_Ma @scousema.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Fellas, if yours is number 5 go the doctors ye dirty bastid x 2100
Scouse_Ma @scousema.bsky.social · 08/12/2024😂 I haven’t drank in 2 years - it’s for the safety of the community xoxo 110
Scouse_Ma @scousema.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Holding ye ma’s ciggy while she did up your coat 🥰 #memories 1472
Reposted by Scouse_MaStevo Stonko @stevostonko.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Debbie from the Asda 😍 www.merchstar.co.uk/products/deb...merchstar.co.ukDEBBIE FROM THE ASDA Mug by StevoPut the kettle on ya sausage. 11oz ceramic mug. Dishwasher safe. 051
Scouse_Ma @scousema.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Oh I’m sick of his shit, Ive got a restriction for racism & sectarianism for calling someone “hun” 🤣🤣🤣 Have you tried setting up a new facebook profile and adding it as admin then just posting off that for a while. Ive had to remove myself several times for being a cunt 😂😂 110
Reposted by Scouse_MaStevo Stonko @stevostonko.bsky.social · 08/12/2024I defo ruined this scene for myself 😞 116423
Reposted by Scouse_MaJoe @imnotreallad.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Got my tart a new engagement ring. She deserves the absolute best ❤️❤️ 18243
