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Glasgalf

@glasgalf.bsky.social
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Yer favourite scottish bi guy fae fb, speaking my mind on politics, disability, LGBT,+ issues and mer! I also make banging memes 😎 If you want to support Me and the fam: www.paypal.me/Glasgalf

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Glasgalf @glasgalf.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
I don't use this, find me on Fb @Glasgalf
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Glasgalf @glasgalf.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Daily egg meme
Daily egg meme

21 says of unmasked fascism but new tarrifs will make everything else so expensive the eggs will seem cheap

Fry meme template from Futurama of him walking to sign post, kkk hood photoshopped on em, dead chickens everywhere and a septic tank referencing the EPA withdrawal, also a dead turtle with straw in it's nose
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Glasgalf @glasgalf.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Daily egg meme Who needs an environmental protection agency, deregulation is cool, corporations have never absolutely gutted environments without them...
Daily egg meme - 

Fry walking to signpost Futurama template

Changes I've made

Grampa Simpson shouting EPA bottom left with pig crap tanker from the simpsons bottom right

20 days of fascism 

No cheaper eggs

And your environment is about to get wrecked
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Glasgalf @glasgalf.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Just a daft yeen
Famous photo of Trump meeting Kim at the the DNZ, I edited a cartoon of eggs onto Kim's hands

Caption reads "Trump calls for aid, and NK will answer"
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Glasgalf @glasgalf.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Yer daily egg meme
Daily egg meme

Futurama template 

Fry walking to a signpost in a wasteland, primitive stone buildings in background with trump and bibi looking out a window 

Fry has a Fedora on

Caption "18 days of unmasked fascism and a bunch of teenage incels have all your data, no cheaper eggs
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Glasgalf @glasgalf.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Daily egg meme
Daily egg meme

Futurama template - fry walking to a sign post

Post says 17 days of fascism, no cheaper eggs, in fact no eggs in some places 

There's dead chickens on the ground, referencing bird flu
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Glasgalf @glasgalf.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Daily egg meme
Daily egg meme

Futurama template with fry and sign post

Post says "16 days of fascism, no cheaper eggs, but a promise to ethnically cleanse Gaza"
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Glasgalf @glasgalf.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Fuck Trump, Fuck America, Fuck the UK, Fuck white supremacists, Fuck Nazis, Fuck Israel
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Glasgalf @glasgalf.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Daily egg meme (well it is on facey I'll try remember this exists lol)
Futurama meme

Setting: Square stone houses in the background, a green hazy sky with slithering clouds, a dry sandy landscape with fry walking towards a notice board

Caption: 15 days of fascism, no cheaper eggs, every couch in white house fucked by Vance 

Trumps face is looking out a window of a stone house to the left hand side in the background
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Glasgalf @glasgalf.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Boycott the US 🐸☕
Map of Gulf of Mexico 

Caption "Gulf of insufferable cunts"
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Glasgalf @glasgalf.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I'm glad all those "good cops" aren't blindly following orders to kidnap and traffic human beings in droves 🐸☕
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Glasgalf @glasgalf.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
ICE are rats. People tipping them off are also rate. ACAB
Meme : when you see someone defending immigration raids

Image: boot shaped lollypops with caption "here you go since you wanna be a boot licker"
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Glasgalf @glasgalf.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
It's here. Prepare. Socialise. Network. Fight back.
Meme - Batman slapping robin 

Robin (left hand side, rear profile) "stop overreacting fascism is hist...)

Batman with my face photoshopped over still in comic style slaps robin and interrupts him with the caption" it's here ya silly wee bastard noe take it seriously"
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Glasgalf @glasgalf.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
His name will be posted in the comments
More evidence of #TwoTeirKeir

Man escapes register and jail after being found guilty of upskirting

Share if he should be in jail 

The image is of Nigel Farages nephew Joseph Farage
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Wolf Odinson, Anarchist @theodinson.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
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Glasgalf @glasgalf.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Elon Musk is a Nazi, anyone defending him or giving him the benefit of the doubt should be considered one too. Fascism isn't history, it isn't a far away concept. It's now in your street, soon to be at your door.
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Glasgalf @glasgalf.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Breaking: Trump to move invasion of Greenland indoors after finding out it's also quite cold there and not green as the name has led him to believe
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Glasgalf @glasgalf.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
A cin, n a will 😎🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
Meme

Caption - Glasgalf you can't just make everyone scottish through memes and shitposting

Image - my head on a cartoon guy doing finger guns 

Caption - that's where you're wrong kiddo
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Glasgalf @glasgalf.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I don't mind being called "Far left" yet the far right sure get upset at being called such... Wonder why that is 🐸☕
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Glasgalf @glasgalf.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
So Chief keith his put on haud the haunin er ae the Chagos islands until Trump green lights it. Nevermind Canada ye urnae gonnae be the 51st state, the UK is since oor leaders are ratarse wee shitebags The groveling er that poundland tanned Temu Mussolini does ma heed in, staun up tae em fs 😂
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Gloria Preston @thetransgiant.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
#TransRightsAreHumanRights Pass it on.
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Glasgalf @glasgalf.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
So will those prisoners being used to put out fires then be allowed to use said skills to gain employment in the fire service upon release or rinse and repeat of relying on prison/slave labour more and more as public services are cut?
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Glasgalf @glasgalf.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Brewdog owner calling people workshy for wanting a good work life balance has *checks notes* ahh yes... Taken time off so he can spend more time with his family and friends. CEOs want to play Nintendo too much these days 👀
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Glasgalf @glasgalf.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
In the words of the late Janey Godley " Trumps a cunt "
Image of Donald Trump hands clasped at a table with an iPhone Infront of him

Caption: Hey siri, is this disaster in a democracy state, I need to know if I'm sending thoughts and prayers or attacks
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Glasgalf @glasgalf.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
If a tree faws in the wids, n naecunts aroon tae see? Dis MAGA blame a gay marxist DEI bear and complain a lass chose it over some nae lip having ass crusty guy?
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Glasgalf @glasgalf.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Disgraceful journalism from Sky News asking if "Elon has a point" in reference to his suggestion with the AfD nonce that the nazis were actually communist. Journalism should be about seeking the truth, not merely presenting all arguments as equal. Not all opinions are equal, some are lies.
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Glasgalf @glasgalf.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Companies with massive profits increasing basic grocery prices as a result of National Insurance increases They don't need to starve us, but it's not profitable otherwise Image for legal reasons is unrelated 👀
In a world full of elons

Be a Luigi 

Graphic of Luigi looking fine af greycale Wirth Orange pop out jumpsuit and red background
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Glasgalf @glasgalf.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
On a scale of 1-10 where is my support for Luigi? Would tongue punch his chocolate star
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Glasgalf @glasgalf.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Marked safe from thinking the nazis were communists because I learned an ounce of history
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Glasgalf @glasgalf.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I really need to try post here more but I talk wayyyy too much shite for 300 character limit 💀
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Glasgalf @glasgalf.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Morning 🌞 Enjoying a wee cuddle wae River before the hoose is up for the school run and such 😎 Nae snow here thankfeck cause Baby G has his first class at the sensory club
Selfie of me laying on the couch with river my German shepherd laying her chest on my Abdomen. 

I'm wearing a pink blue orange and yellow safe rafah tyedye shirt and were both under a blanket
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Glasgalf @glasgalf.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Musk wants Farage out of Reform UK I can't think of anything sweeter than two anti immigration politicians having their own jobs taken by *checks notes* an immigrant. Popcorn out he's shes theys and slays! The leopards are eating themselves *chefs kiss*
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Glasgalf @glasgalf.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Elon Musk is a threat to UK national security. He should be treated as such. For the first time in your life grow a f*cking spine Starmer. Happy to throw anyone else under a bus for gains, throw someone who everyone actually wants under a bus tah
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Glasgalf @glasgalf.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Can we just PLEASE not make "Warm Banks" an accepted thing like "Food banks" Are they both currently essential? Sadly however, Dystopian as fuck We need to stop promoting such things as feel good in the face of hardship and start calling them out as a symptom of a failing state.
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Glasgalf @glasgalf.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Madainn mhath a charaid 🌞 Unless yer a tory, then I hope yer heating broke through the night :* Also leave a thought for our boy Luigi, who art in prison, healthcare provision be thy aim
Meme

Caption: Me interrogating Luigi Mangioni

Image: Woman applying ice to an athletes groin, but it looks as if she's being inappropriate
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Glasgalf @glasgalf.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Yer da still isn't over the divorce
Bam: better sort ya shit out ya washed up slut

Glasgalf: Of course you have a fish PFP

I see why she left

Bam: Go back to ya Xbox mate

Glasgalf: sign in with your probation officer mate
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Glasgalf @glasgalf.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Pick me up mommy I'm scared of rainbowssss
Screenshot: 

Fragile ham (what i call bigots): Stop shoving it down our throat

Glasgalf: you don't need to attend (context he's crying about a pride event) hope this helps your sensitive nature 

Fragile ham: it's alright to have that flag waved around on the streets but not the British flag? Countries gone to the dogs 

Glasgalf: you can fly the British flag too, you can fly a pride and British flag at the same time but aye okay country is gone to the dogs cause you're scared of queers and rainbows
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Glasgalf @glasgalf.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Starmer aka Baldrick, always has a cunning plan. As long as that plan is fucking over vulnerable groups. Mans got a plan for business in place, got a plan for those private backers. All that is ready to go, proles? Try not to die and maybe we'll get around to you. Labour, Tories. Same shit.
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Glasgalf @glasgalf.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Good morning Bluesky, enjoy me roasting bams? Name and shame versions of censored FBs will be posted here :) I know how you good folk like names just so you can "talk" 😂😂
Screenshot of a racist

Duke DeWalt on an image of children aged 4/5 was very upset that not all were white 

He writes "The great replacement is just a right wing conspiracy theory" 

I reply "Duke, if you feel threatened by some kids maybe you deserve to be replaced"
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Glasgalf @glasgalf.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
"Handicapable" or "Differently-abled" Use these to refer to me and you'll quickly find yourself both these things now Disabled is NOT a dirty word We are here. Pretending our disabilities don't exist or are somehow *superpowers* is just ableist bs dressed in toxic positivity Tah for listening
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Glasgalf @glasgalf.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
You'll notice a lot of the reasons people give for smacking their weans, are quite close to those given for smacking their spouses 🐸☕ Had to delete a comment on a public post yesterday bc my notifications were rattling like feck fae salty fish fondlers 😂😂
Venn diagram 


Left circle: thinks smacking kids is okay 

Right circle: thinks smacking women is okay

Intersection: men holding fish in their PFPS with faded famous gammon man in background
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Glasgalf @glasgalf.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Bliadhna mhath ùr tae you and yours fae the Glasgalf family 🎊 Here's to the fall of capitalism in 2025 ✊ (wae any luck) Am drinking maggies blood to bring in the new year 😏 Slàinte Mhath! 🍻
Selfie 

Me raising a can of thatchers blood (cider) wearing my slipknot top sitting on the couch
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Glasgalf @glasgalf.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
DIY sex toy Say you don't like misogyny towards single mums Put phone on vibrate Shove it up yer erse Let the deadbeats finally give ye a good time ;)
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Glasgalf @glasgalf.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
If you think it's fine to hit children as a form of punishment, you're a cunt, an abusive one.
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Glasgalf @glasgalf.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Always fly the flag, saor an sluagh ✊ GP has either been off sick or on holiday for an eternity so can get the consultant to fire through some scans for my lower vertebrae before I damage this leg anymore, one would ideally not have to use this stick near 247 #KeepMaskedInPublic #WashYoDettyHands
Selfie of Glasgalf

Free Palestine had
Black face mask
Grey puffer jacket

Sitting on the bus with window to the left
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Glasgalf @glasgalf.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Scottish news sites right now full of baked hams screeching about how back in their day they all set off fireworks in gale force winds and the ones that survived turned oot fine!!
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Glasgalf @glasgalf.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
*makes point against misogyny single mums face* *Deadbeats dads turn up to prove me right* Good ole facey 😂😂
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Glasgalf @glasgalf.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
🐸☕
Pssst... For those who need to hear it...

Listing ones pronouns and sexuality isn't to "shoving  it down your throat" it's so people in the same community can see they'll be welcome, so people know this slice of internet isn't going to be full of hostile and seemingly fragile bams :) 

It's the same when you see an LGBT flag in a wee local store, they're not trying to gay you up, if a flag can "turn" you then well I've got something to tell ya... You were already queer ;) 

If the sheer visible presence of someone who isn't cishet upsets you, you're a homophobe and should probably work on that irrational hatred.

Please find some real issues in life to cry about, there are plenty. Ain't refugees and queers for the reason your life is shite...
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Glasgalf @glasgalf.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
No war but class war
Two panel meme

Captain Barbosa (pirates of Carribbean) walks out of his ship cabin "you better start believing in class war"

He's moved forward in the second panel to reveal the truth, his ghostly face, the caption reads "because you're living in one"
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Glasgalf @glasgalf.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Slave owner has 10,000 slaves Slave shoots owner Media and slave owners go on about how the slave owner had a family, that it's legal to own slaves, that violence is never the answer, that the slaves should've peacefully aired their views Law = / = Morality
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