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Fully support offloading life's greatest tedium, golf, to the clankers

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Generate nonsense platitudes and not show up at the office? Sounds like the perfect job for AI. Just need to teach it golf.

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It's the quintessential "trying to make fetch happen"

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Scott Wurzel @scottwurzel.com · 28/09/2026

Calling it now: the AI rename will be dutifully followed by companies, and it will massively backfire. Hard to imagine a way to turn off people more than pushing a rename of something they already felt overwhelmed by.

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It always amazes me the extent to which no one thinks real people with actual lives live in DC

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Scott Wurzel @scottwurzel.com · 27/09/2026

To restaurants/foodtrucks who use AI for menus: do you think the food looks good, and do you not own a phone with a camera on it?

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Scott Wurzel @scottwurzel.com · 23/09/2026

When this is over, NASA has a great pool to hire rover drivers from.

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Scott Wurzel @scottwurzel.com · 23/09/2026

So they are dialing back the text a form of english 500 years older than it was written!? 😳

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Scott Wurzel @scottwurzel.com · 23/09/2026

As much discourse as there is about how polarized we've become by party, I don't think we talk enough about how extreme the gap in gender voting habits since 2016 is.

Scott Wurzel @scottwurzel.com · 21/09/2026

People keep asking me what it's like living in DC right now, and @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social is doing the best coverage of it (and other places affected by the regime). Great summary of the vanity projects here. www.turtlediaries.net/p/the-kenned...

turtlediaries.net

The Kennedy Center: Trump’s New Reflecting Pool

Making DC Gold and Beautiful

if "centrally located" means near thousands of graves and a large river

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I can't get past that he's calling the round-about "Receptive Circle." Anyone who's accidentally ended up there at rush hour knows it's anything but.

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Real bad news too: Adm. Grace Hopper is buried there. She'll figure out how to zombify those drones in no time.

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Scott Wurzel @scottwurzel.com · 19/09/2026

It's the notes to a beautiful air all the pipers play but no one remembers what it's called

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"What's that behind your back?" "Oh, it's India and a number of other countries." "Give 'em back." "Oh, all right. There's that one there, and there's that one…” “Falkland Islands?” “Oh, we need the Falkland Islands... for strategic sheep purposes!"

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Eddie Izzard: Do You Have A Flag?

Alt: Eddie Izzard: Do You Have A Flag?

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Scott Wurzel @scottwurzel.com · 19/09/2026

Top tier font choice. I can practically hear the saxophone solo.

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Scott Wurzel @scottwurzel.com · 18/09/2026

It's not as good as the postal museum, but it's a pretty good niche DC museum

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Scott Wurzel @scottwurzel.com · 13/09/2026

Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring

Peter Venkman as played by Bill Murray in the Ghostbusters could avoid the draw of the One Ring purely on the premise its use would interfere with his biting sarcasm

Scott Wurzel @scottwurzel.com · 31/08/2026

Hot take: the death of access journalism might be the only thing that saves it.

Scott Wurzel @scottwurzel.com · 28/08/2026

Nobody tell him about "all y'all", a distinct and useful pronoun in its own right.

Scott Wurzel @scottwurzel.com · 28/08/2026

A british man who is an English prescriptivist. A rare one y'all

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Scott Wurzel @scottwurzel.com · 28/08/2026

It's the old "poisoned watermelon" legend. You only need one!

Scott Wurzel @scottwurzel.com · 23/08/2026

Visited a cafe once that used a single shoe on the wall next to the door to denote gender. Needless to say I didn't notice and got stink eye from the owner for choosing incorrectly

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Scott Wurzel @scottwurzel.com · 19/08/2026

I think AI companies are proffering bad solutions to problems right now because they want consumers to believe there aren't any good ones

Scott Wurzel @scottwurzel.com · 13/08/2026

Whenever I see stuff like this, it's always like, you know the Appalachians are OLDER THAN THE CONTINENTS, right?

Scott Wurzel @scottwurzel.com · 08/08/2026

"Don't judge a book..." I know, I know. But that's some incredible type-face.

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Scott Wurzel @scottwurzel.com · 02/08/2026

I know engineers whose entire careers are exactly this. Wait until it reaches federal government spaghetti code.

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Scott Wurzel @scottwurzel.com · 31/07/2026

Seriously we are probably less than a year away from a data warehouse company boasting how their data centers are run by one person. In Shanghai.

Scott Wurzel @scottwurzel.com · 31/07/2026

Dozens of jobs! Dozens! (And less every year as automation and scaling tech progresses)

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Scott Wurzel @scottwurzel.com · 29/07/2026

I've wondered if he's a good-person example of "If you are powerful, you can just do things, no one will stop you."

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Scott Wurzel @scottwurzel.com · 27/07/2026

Washington was the OG with his reading glasses stunt.

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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

One of the cool things that has happened with The Odyssey is that @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social is having a genuine moment in the sun and it so richly deserved. She is a brilliant scholar, a wonderful, caring Professor, and by all accounts a lovely human. Long may it continue- good for all of us.

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Scott Wurzel @scottwurzel.com · 23/07/2026

Fozzywig's origin is the one we need.

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Scott Wurzel @scottwurzel.com · 23/07/2026

Given that we can only be sure Humans are the only advanced intelligence in the Universe, and assuming humans are important (I think we are), it has to be the K–T extinction event.

Scott Wurzel @scottwurzel.com · 22/07/2026

Make twice their weight in sofrito, naturally

Scott Wurzel @scottwurzel.com · 22/07/2026

"Our models is Such-a-Smart-Boy™️" If there were any real social checks on AI companies, this would be embarrassing and a scandal.

Scott Wurzel @scottwurzel.com · 16/07/2026

I had this issue when normies started using "LFG". Legit wondered why no one wanted to help Tom Brady raid AQ40.

Scott Wurzel @scottwurzel.com · 16/07/2026

"The flyovers containue until someone is maimed and we remember why we have rules." (Who am I kidding, it's when there is property damage)

Scott Wurzel @scottwurzel.com · 12/07/2026

Trump doing political necromancy with Lindsey Graham is just perfect symmetry.

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Scott Wurzel @scottwurzel.com · 09/07/2026

I got Norm Pattis and Norm Eisen confused and was pretty worried!

Scott Wurzel @scottwurzel.com · 08/07/2026

Trump opens a chain of gas stations, immediately bombs the middle east, spiking prices. Coincidence? Maybe. Profitable? Certainly

Scott Wurzel @scottwurzel.com · 07/07/2026

That's what you're calling a ship transiting SoH!? 😳

Scott Wurzel @scottwurzel.com · 06/07/2026

Teams I will root against no matter what: - England (any sport) - Yankees - Patriots - UCF (any sport)