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Scott Witmer

@scottwitmer.bsky.social
63 followers 132 following 14 posts

AI generated bio that makes me seem lighthearted and fun but also credible and trustworthy. Mention books, music, movies and candy. Also I live in KC so it’s ok that I’m a Chiefs fan.

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Scott Witmer @scottwitmer.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I’m at a crossroads as to what to do today. I’m torn between installing crown molding in my office or embarking on a two week cross-country roadtrip with my aging pit bull and making a documentary about it.
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Scott Witmer @scottwitmer.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
My 13 year-old discovered today that my car will read my texts to me, and speak acronyms in full. Now she’s texted me “wtf” 1,000 times and apparently hearing a robot repeat “what the fuck” for 5 minutes straight is the height of early-teen humor.
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Scott Witmer @scottwitmer.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I just used a $1,000 3D printer to print 50 cents worth of tree ornament hooks. Take THAT, Big Christmas!
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Scott Witmer @scottwitmer.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I’ve always tried to end my family conversations with “I love you” because you never know if you’ll get another chance to say it. That being said, here’s the last conversation I had with my mom before she passed away this month.
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Scott Witmer @scottwitmer.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
“I’m Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom” by @jasonkpargin.bsky.social is so fantastic, hilarious and smart it should win a Pulitzer. For fun. Do they have a Fun Pulitzer category? Buy it or check it out at your local library right now!
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Scott Witmer @scottwitmer.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Life advice: Find a friend who matches your movie and music nerd ADHD. @lightsweetchris.bsky.social
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Scott Witmer @scottwitmer.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Vikings and Chiefs both win on the road 30-27? Coincidence? Or benevolent interference from the almighty Sports Gods?
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Scott Witmer @scottwitmer.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
This album will cure your Wednesday blues. Or make them worse. Either way, it's awesome. An overlooked 1990 gem. music.apple.com/us/album/alt...
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Altered Beast by Matthew Sweet on Apple Music
Album · 1990 · 15 Songs
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Scott Witmer @scottwitmer.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
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Scott Witmer @scottwitmer.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Testing the safety of this space: I genuinely loved Cyberpunk 2077 and No Man’s Sky.
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Scott Witmer @scottwitmer.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Has there ever been or will there ever be a better rainy Monday album than “Disintegration” by The Cure? Echo chamber responses only, please. Ok, fine, all opinions welcome, even wrong ones.
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Scott Witmer @scottwitmer.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Dear Sports Gods, All I want is a Vikings - Chiefs Super Bowl where Sleater-Kinney and the Hives play a 90 min halftime show and the game ends in a tie and after 100 overtimes no one scores so the stadium just shuts off the lights and they saw the Lombardi trophy in half. Thank you.
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Scott Witmer @scottwitmer.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Being a long-time Chiefs fan is a lot like being a long-time Kings of Leon fan. They were pretty good, but no one really cared, then they got huge, and everyone loved them, and now everyone hates them because the refs didn’t call pass interference on that last album.
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Scott Witmer @scottwitmer.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Taking my two teenagers to a Billie Eilish show tonight. Intending to loudly sing “Dad Guy” instead of “Bad Guy” to maximize their embarrassment and justify the cost of tickets.
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eve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
"Ai is coming for your jobs". I'd like to see ai take a southwest flight with 3 layovers to open for hoobastank at a county fair
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stevemartin35.bsky.social @stevemartin35.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Music is good for your soul. Enjoy. Pick Peace.
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