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Holding out for a hero in this land of confusion

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scottmacs @scottmacs.com · 19/09/2026
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scottmacs @scottmacs.com · 19/07/2026
I just let this guy crawl away
Ten-lined June Beetle
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scottmacs @scottmacs.com · 28/06/2026
Dogs are good!
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scottmacs @scottmacs.com · 10/04/2026
How about a Cleric?
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scottmacs @scottmacs.com · 20/03/2026
You wanna know how out of the loop I am? I found out that San Jose once again has a scooter-share operator when I picked up my mom at the BART station:
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scottmacs @scottmacs.com · 28/02/2026
This is America?
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scottmacs @scottmacs.com · 14/02/2026
@taliajane.bsky.social I want to believe you but I remember this: d.ibtimes.com/en/full/7887...
John Pike pepper sprays people on the ground
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scottmacs @scottmacs.com · 08/02/2026
If you’re gonna make queso in a Crock-Pot, use one from the 80s. (The low setting on newer models is too hot!)
Queso in a 1980s era Crock-Pot slow cooker
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scottmacs @scottmacs.com · 05/02/2026
The default alt text for this gif is really bad! That’s clearly a van dyke! Oh also that’s a pay phone, not a cell phone!
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scottmacs @scottmacs.com · 14/01/2026
Does anyone even remember this?
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scottmacs @scottmacs.com · 14/01/2026
This thread is saturated with tetrapods and lacking in steampunk:
Giant mechanical spider from Wild Wild West (1996)
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scottmacs @scottmacs.com · 06/01/2026
There's only one Dangle!
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scottmacs @scottmacs.com · 02/01/2026
Gold Street Bridge in Alviso, San Jose, California at high tide (10:37 AM)for the California #KingTides Project. (Had to detour on my ride there because the Guadalupe River Trail is flooded under 237!)
Guadalupe River flowing under Gold Street Bridge from the southSelfie of @scottmacs with left hand showing the shaka standing beside Gold Street Bridge with Guadalupe River in backgroundGuadalupe River flowing under Gold Street Bridge from the north
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scottmacs @scottmacs.com · 23/12/2025
The wall clock was wrong. It's been weeks since CA "fell back" to P.S.T. The computer had the right time. Why didn't anyone bother to change the wall clock? Probably the same reason the saddest song I've ever heard was playing in the back room: oversight. (The song was "Zombie" by The Cranberries.)
Black and white image of a dark-haired dog with white highlights sticking his tongue out.
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scottmacs @scottmacs.com · 23/11/2025
Sometimes I want to scream. Einstein is better than that:
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scottmacs @scottmacs.com · 23/11/2025
Never seen a top half fish mermaid?
Top half fish mermaid
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scottmacs @scottmacs.com · 23/11/2025
Gotta be a Red Dwarf fan!
Mermaid top half fish
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scottmacs @scottmacs.com · 23/11/2025
This one: (any other method puts too much thought into it!)
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scottmacs @scottmacs.com · 21/10/2025
Connected or what?
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scottmacs @scottmacs.com · 24/06/2025
Flippin’ sweet sunset tonight
Sky with clouds near sunset
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scottmacs @scottmacs.com · 10/06/2025
I sing, "Einstein is the goodest and I love him." It's atonal and without a regular tune.
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scottmacs @scottmacs.com · 01/06/2025
I had to go off-site for that!
Shot circling Martin Lawrence sayin, “Shit just got real.”
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scottmacs @scottmacs.com · 11/05/2025
Another empty folder:
Manila folder labeled “Incident Reports General Electric”
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scottmacs @scottmacs.com · 10/05/2025
I just opened a package from Amazon that was ordered/delivered when this was their logo and return policy:
Amazon logo and return policy from 1998
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scottmacs @scottmacs.com · 08/05/2025
This was empty when I found it:
Manila folder labeled “Incident Reports Boeing—Seattle”
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scottmacs @scottmacs.com · 07/05/2025
Does most recent photo include the most recent scan of my first selfie?
Film-era selfie with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle in the lower left corner.
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scottmacs @scottmacs.com · 06/05/2025
SILVER ALERT - Santa Clara County Last seen: Karl Street and Sullivan Avenue, San Jose @SanJosePD IF SEEN, CALL 9-1-1
SILVER ALERT - Santa Clara County
Last seen:  Karl Street and Sullivan Avenue, San Jose
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scottmacs @scottmacs.com · 21/04/2025
A little on the nose for a first song to play on Easter, Apple Music!
Screenshot of Apple Music playing “Thorn Wothin” by Metallica showing lyrics “Forgive me, Father, For I have sinned.”
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scottmacs @scottmacs.com · 15/04/2025
I’m listening while doing some cleaning. Just after your discussion of bits & bytes I opened a folder while going after a silverfish came upon this:
ASCII to Hexadecimal conversion table. Least significant bit listed on left-most column, most significant bit listed across top row.
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scottmacs @scottmacs.com · 12/04/2025
Pups say yup (don’t tell my guy he’s sixteen)!
Small Black with some gray senior dog looking directly at camera
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scottmacs @scottmacs.com · 01/01/2025
I probably miss a lot of social cues, but when I get a text inviting me to a "barbecue party," I know that's spam.
Screenshot of iPhone text message with the text “Will you come to our barbecue party? I brought two bottles of roman niconti specially.”
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