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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 13h

So want to make a “obstetricians: the last true generalists” joke, but who’s gonna get that nowadays

Updated list of usefulness when they ask for a doctor on an airplane:
-Emergency medicine
-OB/Gyn
-Primary care
-Pulmonary/cardiology (tie)
-General/thoracic surgery
-Endocrine/rheumatology/ID/GI
-ENT
-Psychiatry

It’s an older meme sir but it checks out

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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 21h

Pips #415 Hard 🔴 1:47 Y’man is locked in and has the focus because meeting cancelled

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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 22h

I look back at some of the #ragefriday posts from my junior doctor day and my sweet summer child you were so undiagnosed.

Scott @dob86 · 10/11/2017
Tardiness really annoys me. #ragefriday
#8amHandover
Scott @dob86 · 28/08/2015
Rage back to 2012-13 levels. I wonder what this correlates with? #ragefriday
Scott @dob86 · 27/10/2017
Finally got this years #flu jab #ragefriday
Scott @dob86 · 09/10/2015
There is a special place in hell saved for the person who stole my theatre shoes. #ragefriday
Scott @dob86 · 06/01/2017
#rageFriday & #rotarage are even worse when the rota mess up in question is your own fault.
Scott @dob86 · 24/08/2018
When I am king, tardiness will be punished by 10 lashes in town square. #ragefriday

Scott @dob86 · 22/07/2016
Why doesn't anybody in the PGMC answer their phone!!!?!?!? #ragefriday
Scott @dob86 · 26/04/2013
Right time for a passive aggressive note on my stolen theatre shoes. I do not like cramming my dobber feet into dwarf shoes. #ragefriday
Scott @dob86 · 16/05/2014
Who needs Farage to tear up the EWTD when you can work at the royal! #ragefriday
Scott @dob86 · 14/11/2014
Things beginning with "car" wind me up so much. Car seat, car park, car wash. #ragefriday
Scott @dob86 · 16/05/2014
Anyone would think finishing a week of nights would be a cause for celebration. Not at the royal! #ragefriday

Scott @dob86 · 26/04/2013
I label my theatre shoes and put them in my labelled box so other people don't fucking steal them! Where are my bloody shoes!! #ragefriday
Scott @dob86 · 11/04/2014
Readying myself for a weekend on call & the canteen toaster is broke. #ragefriday
Scott @dob86 · 31/05/2013
Oh I'm sorry lets not let the procedure that the patient is here for stop you from enforcing "protected meal times". #ragefriday

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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 22h

I love this thread and apologies for blowing my own trumpet

POV: The 7th Panzer division in 1940

“We are going to Paris”

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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Just found out I’ve aged out of being able to join the French Foreign Legion. A little sad for me on them days I’m on call and throwing my hands up in despair.

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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites

Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online
King Darius looking down at Daniel in the pit:
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan....
Man, what are the Lions doing?

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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

You know you can have TOO MUCH party democracy that nothing gets done or shit like this does. Cranks will be the death of us.

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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

3.6 Roentgen, not great, not terrible.

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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Someone said I gave “Mavs Luka” today. (Doncic, when he was fatter)

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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Going back to old tweet recycling…

The joke of:

“Gazza’s showing up with a fishing rod and KFC” whenever someone’s doing mad shit is twitter heritage & always gets a laugh out of me.

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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

My opinion on this hasn’t changed. Except maybe the hipster bar is in western mass.

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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I’ve got about a third of the followers i had on the bird place but fundamentally haven’t changed the tone of my posting despite the vibe here being very different (even compared to 2015 twitter)

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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

“Dear Scott, we’d like to know what you’d like to see next from AIs integration in your workplace.” Butlerian Jihad

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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I’ve been in the discourse about this for a week but stunned I never saw this meme.

Homer in a bar “THIS LESBIAN BAR DOESN'T
HAVE STRINGENT COVID SAFETY RULES”

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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

“Fairford dogging is an Iranian online misdirection strategy” to sow doubt about covert activity is a wild concept 😂

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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Been ego surfing and Google robot thinks I work privately through Bupa (I don’t) Such bs falls out that robot guy

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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I should have gone to clown college.

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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Covid safe accessible spaces for queer progressives in Northampton? Some of us were doing this for Green Party meetings long before the Boston globe got involved 😂

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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

So often I’m watching earnest people saying earnest things and asking “is this a bit?” Cos it’s so fucking batshit. The NW Leics Tory braveheart thing?!

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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

There will be at least one pub quiz team called “the fairford doggers” this week

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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 28/09/2026

like if you think it’s fly tipping, repost if you bet dogging

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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Bring on Dan burn and park the bus anyone?

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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

In soviet Job interview , coffee ices you!

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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

In the culture wars, Leftist women are often stuck between Uruk and a hard place.

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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Man City getting away with the charges because they’ve got too much to face in court 😂

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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Spurs gonna finish 18th and stay up cos city are getting relegated 😂

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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Yeh it’s a capitalist hellscape but I’ll be humming “freed from desire” with Will grigg lyrics when I’m defending the grain silo.

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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If you want millennial nostalgia core, get on radio 1 anthems. Bangers wall to wall. Worth the license fee alone. Imagine not having a sense of joy in the everyday.

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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The actual World Cup final tomorrow. Take me back to the Azteca. Imagine not liking football.

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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

God, I love that my social media output is boring shitposting here and “what food I’m eating” basicness on Instagram. We Stan an unproblematic king.

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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

In the “ex player/outspoken foreigner” United manager merry go round I think we’re due an outspoken foreigner. #poisonedchalice

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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

MaudBot3000 has determined your request for healthcare coverage to be ineligible. Would you like to ask fAInanceChat for credit options? Your kidney is worth §500

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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Love the rejoin eu movement being hopeful like eu wont take a look at our basket case and say “non, merci”

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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Only outside the party venue has signal - so in order to be antisocial and play on my phone I need to antisocial and stand outside.

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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

When you’re so neury-D you have a costume change at the wedding g cos the suit is touching you too much.

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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Health check nurse: so do you have much diary in your diet? Me:

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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Me doing up the buttons on the suit I’m wearing later: (last worn 4 years ago?)

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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Think they’ll beat Mourinho’s 15 this year?! 😂

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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Me being told I’m obese and high cholesterol at my health check knowing I’m booked in at the Chinese buffet later…

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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

You’re getting pecked by the seagulls, pecked by the seagulls! #mufc saaaad

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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Yes I think bsky self selects for earnestness. There needs to be more of the lightness of old Twitter without the fash!

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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Pips #394 Hard 🔴 1:07 Quickest I’ve ever done that one 🙌 🥳

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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I had a steak and chips for dinner where the béarnaise sauce was so good I didn’t even ask for ketchup.

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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

*danny glover im too old for this shit meme*

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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The casino has newky brown on tap. What a city #copenhagen

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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Every fc Copenhagen fan with Carlsberg on their shirt gets from me “it’s brewed in Northampton!”

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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

It doesn’t coincide often on my rota but “no oncall Wednesday & rest day Thursday” slaps

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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Got my knee MRI result back with some stuff wrong in there. I’m fairly relieved it actually IS something and waking up every night in pain isn’t in my head! 😬

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