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Scott Mabbutt

@scottmabbutt.bsky.social
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X didn’t give it to me, so looking elsewhere. Previously @dob86 Politics (Green), Medicine (O&G), Football (MUFC) in that order. All stories told through the medium of Simpson’s memes. East Mids by birth West Mids by choice (NMP ➡️ LEI/WSL)

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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So want to make a “obstetricians: the last true generalists” joke, but who’s gonna get that nowadays
Updated list of usefulness when they ask for a doctor on an airplane:  
-Emergency medicine  
-OB/Gyn
-Primary care 
-Pulmonary/cardiology (tie) 
-General/thoracic surgery
-Endocrine/rheumatology/ID/GI 
-ENT 
-PsychiatryIt’s an older meme sir but it checks out
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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Called it!
Conte wants to join United
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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I look back at some of the #ragefriday posts from my junior doctor day and my sweet summer child you were so undiagnosed.
Scott @dob86 · 10/11/2017
Tardiness really annoys me. #ragefriday
#8amHandover
Scott @dob86 · 28/08/2015
Rage back to 2012-13 levels. I wonder what this correlates with? #ragefriday
Scott @dob86 · 27/10/2017
Finally got this years #flu jab #ragefriday
Scott @dob86 · 09/10/2015
There is a special place in hell saved for the person who stole my theatre shoes. #ragefriday
Scott @dob86 · 06/01/2017
#rageFriday & #rotarage are even worse when the rota mess up in question is your own fault.
Scott @dob86 · 24/08/2018
When I am king, tardiness will be punished by 10 lashes in town square. #ragefridayScott @dob86 · 22/07/2016
Why doesn't anybody in the PGMC answer their phone!!!?!?!? #ragefriday
Scott @dob86 · 26/04/2013
Right time for a passive aggressive note on my stolen theatre shoes. I do not like cramming my dobber feet into dwarf shoes. #ragefriday
Scott @dob86 · 16/05/2014
Who needs Farage to tear up the EWTD when you can work at the royal! #ragefriday
Scott @dob86 · 14/11/2014
Things beginning with "car" wind me up so much. Car seat, car park, car wash. #ragefriday
Scott @dob86 · 16/05/2014
Anyone would think finishing a week of nights would be a cause for celebration. Not at the royal! #ragefridayScott @dob86 · 26/04/2013
I label my theatre shoes and put them in my labelled box so other people don't fucking steal them! Where are my bloody shoes!! #ragefriday
Scott @dob86 · 11/04/2014
Readying myself for a weekend on call & the canteen toaster is broke. #ragefriday
Scott @dob86 · 31/05/2013
Oh I'm sorry lets not let the procedure that the patient is here for stop you from enforcing "protected meal times". #ragefriday
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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I love this thread and apologies for blowing my own trumpet
POV: The 7th Panzer division in 1940

“We are going to Paris”
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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Someone said I gave “Mavs Luka” today. (Doncic, when he was fatter)
Me in nirvana vest
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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Going back to old tweet recycling…
The joke of: 

“Gazza’s showing up with a fishing rod and KFC” whenever someone’s doing mad shit is twitter heritage & always gets a laugh out of me.
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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’ve been in the discourse about this for a week but stunned I never saw this meme.
Homer in a bar “THIS LESBIAN BAR DOESN'T
HAVE STRINGENT COVID SAFETY RULES”
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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Man City getting away with the charges because they’ve got too much to face in court 😂
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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Health check nurse: so do you have much diary in your diet? Me:
Kurt angle milk o Mania
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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Me doing up the buttons on the suit I’m wearing later: (last worn 4 years ago?)
By the barest of margins
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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Me being told I’m obese and high cholesterol at my health check knowing I’m booked in at the Chinese buffet later…
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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
POV: you’ve bought your 2nd pastry and coffee of the morning from 2 different locations but it was the same barista at both kiosks.
Fat Wii mii guy
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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The number they should have given Enzo. 🇫🇰 🇬🇧
Enzo in an 82 shirt
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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Today’s vibe:
Drowzee Gurrdurr
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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
And it only got more fash and more circle jerky…
Me referring to a tweet with multiple R slurs on Twitter. If this tweet doesn’t meet the definition of poor conduct I’m out of here. You’re welcome to your fash circle jerk
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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Rest in peace Tim Curry. All the wonderful acting roles, he is responsible for the best line delivery in video game history in my favourite ever game, Red Alert 2.
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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Canteen has a new sign “no more than 2 of any item in the 5 item breakfast”
See becuase of me now they have a warning
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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Although the courtesy car ain’t bad You’ll all be hearing my delboy “capri ghia” impression very soon
Electric ford capri
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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
In the last 2 months my Peugeot has had a new alternator and belt, new tyres, new brakes and now a new starter. It’s Le Tracteur de Theseus
I’m going on an adventure
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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Hello darkness my old friend
AA man dealing with my car
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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Kates cars in the garage and hire company playing silly buggers about a courtesy. No worries we’ll just go in Le Tracteur. Nope - not starting.
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU HAD A BAD CAR DAY
SO PUT A BAD CAR DAY IN YOUR BAD CAR DAY SO YOU SEETHE WHILST YOU SEETHE
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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Today is gonna be better despite ID based shenanigans.
I’m coming up so you better get this party started
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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Omg we have new and increased weekend staffing levels as per our safety recommendations. What a time to be alive!
I can’t believe it the system works
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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
When the shared care agreement comes through for your prescription…
I get me brain medicines from the National health
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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Me: of course I’m a gracious loser @grannymorgz.bsky.social. I just love that we get to spend time together. It doesn’t matter that you’ve won 6 games in a row. I’m not some hyper competitive weirdo. Also me at 3am:
7 wonders duel winning strategy search on google
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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Played this for the first time tonight. The way I played it, talk about fucking the sheep man for sheep. 🐑
Settlers of Catan
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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Bosh
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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Stumbled onto a closed beach from our coach house. I *think* I was on private land to begin with. @grannymorgz.bsky.social: all property is theft anyway, RIGHT TO ROAM.
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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Tricky week redemption arc complete. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 ❤️ @grannymorgz.bsky.social
Me and Kate in farchynys
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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Found him by searching your likes 🤣
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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Over confident wolves fans after a game back in the championship…
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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I got the warning in Welsh 5 mins before the English one arrived so so had no idea what was going on but decided against lighting my barbeciwiau
Fire warning in Welsh
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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
First day at the caravan. It’s grey wet and cold and I am LOVING it 😎 🥶 🧊 the sleep was so comfortable!
View from caravan. Big grey cloud
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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
After embarking on a tumultuous journey 18 months ago, after hours of tears and repetition and leaning on friends. I finally have closure… …I have finally completed Elden Ring and the DLC.
Me very happy that I’ve just beat promised consort Radhan
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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Falklands flag sellers gonna do a market at premier league grounds next year. Also their little pet names can do one. Licha, dibu, Enzo. Bore off.
Falklands flag
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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
France playing second fiddle to the Germans?
Bismarck with laser eyes
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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Dropping a calma after successfully navigating a busy ward round.
Dropping a calma
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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Yer da’s back
Michael and vito corleone
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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
4th heatwave on way to uk George bush whisper meme
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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
#SimpsonsParenting
weve completely caved in will

He the boy you love to hate
Well, youe got to start being firm with
I believe, with persistent discipline, 
even the poorest student
can end up
becoming

oh, say, chief justice of the Supremest Court.And what if we don't?
Then there no telling howGive t up for Bang bang Bart
Youre fat.
Just more of me to love,
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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Same energy
Full kit John Terry lifting UCL Trump in Spain World Cup win
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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The Notting Hill set sneering at “Manchesterism”
"We hate it when our friends become successful / And if they're northern,
that makes it even worse"
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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
THAT'S CRAZY TALK. YOU'RE CRAZY, MARGE. GEt OFF
THE ROAD
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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Banner held by Argentina players reading “the World Cup is spains”
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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
My allegiance this evening! #vivaespana
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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
It came home. #eng 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Scott Mabbutt @scottmabbutt.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The 3rd place play off watching the final tomorrow
Look at what you could have won
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